rat side crack side smackin bitches on the backside |
apartment gangbanging.move from one room to the next then back.buy beer from bodega.return to apartment and continue gangbanging.peer out the window at the bangers on the corner.curse millennium mart ...
Posted by MrPlasterFants on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 12:55:00 PST |
brooklyn nose bleed |
i think i have skin cancer.on my skin.
Posted by MrPlasterFants on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:04:00 PST |
neighbors |
there is no advantage to stealing empty rooms
even when they look nice
with the fancy posters
of pretty girls in states of undress
the point is to make things material
and wear them out on dates
rath...
Posted by MrPlasterFants on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:04:00 PST |
my buckets got a hole in it |
it made me sad to hear your date. you had never been to the spyder house and were very charmed by the sangria. he was from new york and had the stupid hair. he moved here from florida and ...
Posted by MrPlasterFants on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:09:00 PST |
resolution |
as soon as i shake the serpents
and as soon as charles stops leaving tallister bottles in my baby hands
i will take you all on a dinner date
and i won't even cut into your stories, i'll let you finish...
Posted by MrPlasterFants on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 03:35:00 PST |
ditches and laying down inside of them losing |
i got some bad news today.people don't win me the way they used to.they've all started to ignore me.they don't drop randomn gifts in my mailbox.they don't sooth me with flirtations.my father died in a...
Posted by MrPlasterFants on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 06:06:00 PST |
i love pot-heads |
i seem to have upset some friends of mine who do weed. take whatever dope you want. but if you're gonna do weed you should be sexy women in bikinis. at least then i'll enjoy your company.&...
Posted by MrPlasterFants on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 04:45:00 PST |
the dead zones |
someone please tell the ghost in my room to quit pissing on the carpet beside my bed. and tell him to drink more water 'cuz his urine smells like dead raccoon.unless maybe it's a dead raccoon that's b...
Posted by MrPlasterFants on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:35:00 PST |
EPMD |
people are like land mines. stop being land mines, people.
all of you keep blowing up my heart.
the medics are working in triage.
why don't all of you just go away and leave me alone?
why don't ...
Posted by MrPlasterFants on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 11:14:00 PST |
i hate pot-heads |
people who smoke pot like to make stupid comments about trivial things and then laugh like toddlers who just squished poopies in their hands.
pot has ruined the hearts and minds of many a dear friend....
Posted by MrPlasterFants on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 12:36:00 PST |
