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Black Santa

Martina McBride put the cunt in country.

About Me

I've been watching Doogie Howser reruns lately with a new-found appreciation for how tough it must have been to be a kid-genius doctor, and be gay. Yikes, you know?

My Interests

If you like Jeff Foxworthy jokes...you might be a redneck.Oh yes I did.

I'd like to meet:

I always get pissed when I watch King of the Hill, for many reasons, but today there was a positive gem:"What kind of country is this if I can only hate a man if he's white?" -- Hank Hill

Music:

Are you sure that beans are the musical fruit? I mean, what about this guy?

Movies:



This is my directorial debut. It won best of Sci-fi/Awesomeness at Cannes last year. (I also starred in the film, but I'm not one to brag.)

Books:

I use matchbooks to burn coupon books because "saving" should be left up to Jesus and not Target. Praise the Lawd

Heroes:

Oprah

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My World Visitor Map!

My Blog

You must not know 'bout me, you must not know 'bout me...

Beyonce is pretty rad. In her latest song she says something like, "I could have another you in a minute/ and in fact he'll be here in a minute"1. Good rhyme. I'll try one too: "This song sucks/ l...
Posted by Rumple Foreskin on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:14:00 PST

3 things - read in spurts

1. Trivet's Antiques on Race in Cincinnati. This place, which is either closed or has moved, was the coolest, hippest, and most vintage store I've ever patroned. They had vintage clothes, furniture...
Posted by Rumple Foreskin on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 03:05:00 PST

I will hate every movie from now until later.

1. Deja Vu - This movie didn't make sense. Before I saw it someone told me "that movie didn't make sense" but I didn't heed his warning. I figured that he was an old fuddy-duddy and didn't know wha...
Posted by Rumple Foreskin on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:47:00 PST

WWJD?

Probably stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
Posted by Rumple Foreskin on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:31:00 PST

Profile Updates.

That's it. Updates to my profile page. Let me know if you're offended so I can flip you off as hard as I possibly can.Oh, and here's some porn:Indigenous nudity = porn i was allowed to see....
Posted by Rumple Foreskin on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 07:34:00 PST

I also posted this as a bulletin

Hi everyone - friends, family, enemies. I hope you can all look past who it is that's passing this note along and focus on the important issue contained below. This is completely true, my cousin's c...
Posted by Rumple Foreskin on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:34:00 PST

Back of a Bob Evan's place mat.


Posted by Rumple Foreskin on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 06:43:00 PST

The Missing Piece

We call him Shell. Not because he knows where the sidewalk ends, but because of his thick grey beard and bald head. He can be seen strutting shirtless on warm days while walking Cocoa and Ruthie, an...
Posted by Rumple Foreskin on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:43:00 PST

Be prepared to puke from your ears.

Did anyone else watch the first 15 minutes of the Billboard music awards last night? It was so bad that I was forced by Jiminy Cricket (my conscience) to change the station to whatever show comes on ...
Posted by Rumple Foreskin on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:50:00 PST

something everyone should read

Read my friend's blogAbove is a link to my friend Neil's blog. Most of the time it sucks ass, but for once he did something right.haha.now read it....
Posted by Rumple Foreskin on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:25:00 PST