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Garry

About Me

Garry is a guy.

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Member Since: 12/06/2006
Band Website: http://www.garryzink.clownpenis.fart
Sounds Like: A guy who sings in the key of D when C is obviously his limit. (Not to mention it's easier to play the stupid piano without those pesky sharps or flats)
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

David Blaine

Yesterday, I was flipping through the channels and saw a David Blaine special where the "magician" hung himself upside down 40 feet in the air for 60 hours.Harry Houdini used to shackle his hands and ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:38:00 GMT

Olympicphelpsiness

BOB: Welcome back to NBC's coverage of the 2008 Summer Olympics, where Michael Phelps has just taken the gold in the 200m butterfly.  Another amazing performance by one of the greatest of all tim...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:55:00 GMT

The Holy Grail of Marketing

It's called the Holy Grail of Marketing.  It happens when a company takes a brand and makes an emotional connection with its consumers that is so strong, it practically guarantees that those cons...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:41:00 GMT

Guitar Hero is dumb

I'm not much of a video gamer, but when I do play computer games, I play a space simulator called Orbiter.   Orbiter was created by Dr. Martin Schweiger at University College London as a too...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:25:00 GMT

Wish in one hand, shit in the other.

I'm not really sure if it's because I haven't been getting much sleep lately, or if it's because I really, really hate my job, but I was in a crap-ass mood this morning.  The first thing I do whe...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 04:40:00 GMT

Im starting a business (Need a job?)

For some damn reason, I ended up watching an episode of The Soup on E! yesterday.  I don’t know why, I’m assuming the remote was far away or something. Anyway, all this celebrity tomf...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 07:53:00 GMT

If youre bored

Yeah, there's a decent chance many of you have seen this, but just in case you haven't, here's a link to one of my favorite blogs.Stuff White People LikeSome of my favorite entries include:Daily Show/...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:29:00 GMT

Did it snow?

Good evening folks, we're sorry to interrupt Brett Michaels: lookin for a hooker, but we just wanted to give you an update on the weather.  We'll send it over to News 25 chief meteorologist, Bra...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:27:00 GMT

What I learned on NPR

A few months ago, a company called Pocket Change launched a speed dating service unlike any other.  The requirements: Men had to have a salary of over $500,000/year and the women had to submit 5 ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:52:00 GMT

They should make a Bud Light commercial about this

To whom it concerns: I'm writing today to inform you that I will not be visiting your MySpace page anymore.  The reason for this is simple: My computer does not have the power to load your page i...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:27:00 GMT