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It's never enough.

About Me

Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."

My Interests

Quick and simple meals. Pipe dreams. Innocent questions. Low-slung guitars. Messy ponytails. Snorts. Immediate reverence. Black singers. Porch parties. Fashionable frugality. Zest products. Cobblestone. Well-timed hugs. Mac (makeup and/or software). Gettin' it. Sock-footedness. Belief. Flavored tobacco. Curvaceous individuals. Scotland.

I'd like to meet:

The youngsters of today.

Music:

They should provide a chronological/autobiographical grid here. [Read: It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.]

Movies:

They're my third favorite thing to do in bed. And I'm not trying to scratch any prurient itch, I just like to be direct, so don't get all goofy about it. I don't have a web cam.

Television:

Love, love, love Jason Bateman. I just wish Mallory would get a fair shake too. And, while I used to adore them, those "comedians" who always do the commentary on the VH1 shows are getting on my friggin nerves. I like HGTV even though the point is lost on lazy people like myself. I like shows about science and how stuff is made.

Books:

Fiction.

Heroes:

Let me get back to you on that.