UPDATE: I have been livin' da homeless life lately, so dat why I not be gettin' on Myspace all dat much anymore. I see dat bitch McGrath gots lotsa new frens that be needin' to get added on here, but now dat I got rid of my diseases from da sex, I might be a little more busy wid da bitches and ho's in da Cincinnati and No'thn Kentucky areas. So, if be a little lax in gettin' yo' comment to you, please fo'give a monkey for doin' what his body was meant to do. Monkey luv.
Happy Holidays, bitches.
K, now on to what dis site be bein' used for:
I used to live with some crazy bitch named Aileen. I don't know what planet dat woman came from because she made me hang with a bunch of other dirty ass monkeys from a do'way. Who the fuck wants to live that way? Not me, that's for sure. So, early in the afternoon of December 15, 2006, a visitor came to Aileen's house, saw the squalor I was living in, and decided to save me. Now I live in da lap of luxury that I thought only Robin Leach could ever truly understand. Champagne and caviar dreams, indeed, foo's. This monkey be scorin'. Big tyme. No mo' of dis bein' awakened at 6 in the mo'nin, getting bumped into because her laughin' drunk ass can't balance herself through the do'way. I'm through. Done. Out like a tiny dick in a gaping hole. Hey. Monkeys can be vulgar, pissed and vengeful just like you humans can be. I have recently discovered the art of pimpin' hoes because my captor told me that ain't nothin' else I can do but use my angry demeanor and broad sexual appeal to attract bitches and make them make me money. I already fuckin' told ya I wanted to dabble in the lifestyles of the rich and famous, so now I'm doin' it.
Oh, and I lived with some piss-crazy cats at that bitch Aileen's house and I hated their skank asses too. Daaaaaamn, foo'.
JUST CAUSE SHE BE NUMBAH ONE IN MY TOP FRIENDS, DON'T MEAN DA BITCH BE MY FRIEND. I WANT HER FACE TAH BE KNOWN IN DA GREATER CINCINNATI AREA, SO'S DAT SHE CAN GET SUHMACKED WHEN Y'ALLS SEES HER. LET'S JUST GET DEM FACTS STRAIGHT.
