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Mark

I'll analyze your server...

About Me

Hey, I live in San Francisco now. If you're in San Francisco and would like to audition for the role of 'friend' please contact me ASAP. Thank you.

My 8th grade English teacher wrote this in my yearbook:

In a world of famine, disease, terrorism and rabies, there is still hope.

There is still Mark, and he still roams free and proud, representing all that is positive and good about the human race.

Compassionate? Check. Generous? Of course. Humble? Always. Brilliant? Yes.

We’re not a perfect people – far from it! However, people like Mark, he gives us all a little bit of hope doesn’t he?

---Who am I to argue?

My Interests

Robots made out of tin that wind up, stripes in varying colors, giant old metal things, interior brick walls, Rilo the cat, urban revitilization, green bottles, travel, fuzzy carpet, lemurs, photography, pondering consciousness, walking instead of driving, pretending to like football, diner food, taking things apart, voting for the canidate who will lose regardless of election, airplanes, fuzzy dice, nickel plated outlet covers, inappropriate footwear, self-flushing toilets, old rail-road tracks, and, yes, world peace.

I'd like to meet:

People in San Francisco who would like to hang out with a cool dude (namely, me).

Music:

The Decemberists, Bloc Party, The Shins, Blur, The Arcade Fire, Beach Boys, Buddy Holly, Grandaddy, Luna, Spoon, Super Furry Animals, AC Newman, REM, Dogs Die in Hot Cars, Rogue Wave, Others.

Heroes:

Jim Henson. He created me.

My Blog

Sour Patch Kids

Melissa left me some Sour Patch Kids here the other day. I like rolling them around in my hands so they get warm. They taste the best that way.I shaved (my face).That's all I have. How are you?...
Posted by Mark on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:59:00 PST

It Ends.

Today, no more free cable. My connection to the outside world has been disconnected. Sad.
Posted by Mark on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 07:31:00 PST

On the Streets of San Francisco


Posted by Mark on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 04:48:00 PST

Pretty Okay 'N Stuff

I'm feeling fairly good today. Not bad.I've met some good people, and got some Christmas shopping done. And next week... the 'Nati... YAY! Hehe...
Posted by Mark on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:11:00 PST

Mark Vs. SF Round 10

Hanging on by a thread... Ick.
Posted by Mark on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:40:00 PST

Looking Up

I've purchased a giant bean bag chair and a plasma TV.  Things must improve now.
Posted by Mark on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 04:33:00 PST

Random Travel Photos

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Posted by Mark on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 08:58:00 PST

I am Superman...

I'm sitting in my hotel lobby with an REM shirt... and the background music? REM. Yea, this town loves me.
Posted by Mark on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 03:20:00 PST

I'm here... and totally...

Stressin, but it's all good.Worked the first day at the new job. I hope it works out. Seems... well, OK at best right now. Guess I'll see how day two is tommorrow.Still working on a place to live. ...
Posted by Mark on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:09:00 PST

Not Yielding To Police

I was driving down the expressway about 700 miles into my drive today when I was pulled over by a friendly highway patrolman. Turns out that according to Lt. Butterfield I didn't yield to him while h...
Posted by Mark on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:12:00 PST