Brian

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brian
Birthday: June 22, 1982
Birthplace: Long Branch, NJ
Current Location: Neptune, NJ
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty!
Your Heritage: Afro-American
The Shoes You Wore Today: New Balance 574 (i have hundreds of others)
Your Weakness: fucking anxiety
Your Fears: Haitians
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To be a Production Assistant and writer.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck you!
Thoughts First Waking Up: COFFEE, COFFEE, COFFEE, A THOUSAND TIMES COFFEE!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: my 46 inch chest
Your Bedtime: Whenever "Sex in the City" or "Desperate Housewives" are on.
Your Most Missed Memory: My grandmother's house
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Date? what is this "date" you speak of?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE!
Do you Smoke: I'm trying to stop
Do you Swear: SHIT YES!
Do you Sing: only when I'm drunk
Do you Shower Daily: Who doesn't?
Have you Been in Love: Every other Thursday
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that. B.S. in Communications and History; St. John's University--which of course, is equal to majoring in wiping your ass after taking a shit.
Do you want to get Married: probably
Do you belive in yourself: Shit no
Do you get Motion Sickness: fuck no
Do you think you are Attractive: not really
Are you a Health Freak: Shit no
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes, I'm an asshole though.
Do you like Thunderstorms: only when I watch "The Exorcist"
Do you play an Instrument: I half-ass play the piano....poorly
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: beer, ale, rum, vodka, gin, tequila, and scotch.
In the past month have you Smoked: shame on me...but, yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Good heavens no!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes....but let me tell you, funny story...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: both Freehold and Monmouth
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I'm a Chips Ahoy man.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I prefer cooked fish, but yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: YES! which is the punchline that ends the funny story in the above "In the past month have you gone on a Date" part.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Its too cold for that. But I do in my pool, because...fuck it, its my pool
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nah
Ever been Drunk: I'm drunk now
Ever been called a Tease: nah
Ever been Beaten up: I'm 6'1" and 220lbs...I have 18 inch arms, a 36 inch waste line, and a 46 inch chest. You tell me.
Ever Shoplifted: nah
How do you want to Die: fucking....and not the Paul Lynde way; but the Governor Nelson Rockefeller way....you know, the good way!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Politican/Producer
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany...the land of the fourth reich and the faderland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown, blue, green
Favourite Hair Color: black, brown
Short or Long Hair: Long or shaved, dont half ass it, one or the other
Height: 5'8 and up
Weight: surprise me
Best Clothing Style: Express
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0...well, i think it depends on the state
Number of CDs I own: I make my own
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: one; filling out this stupid thing

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