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About Me

We can promote each others artistic endeavors, but I don’t give a shit about your webcam sites. So don’t waste my time. This is what I do. Hopefully I’ll be able to do it for money soon:..
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Uploaded by Rash_Behaviour_Comedy I’m a beer, ass, and Hot Pockets connoisseur. (Sometimes in that order), A night owl looking for others that prowl. Slow walking or driving people bring the rage out of me. Sometimes I can be found rollerblading in Central Park or Prospect Park. Sometimes in the park, I’m trying to prove to myself that I’m not too old to play a baseball (et...em softball) game somewhere. I enjoy traveling to far off places like New Jersey and Queens, I also like making the old ladies panties purr with my karaoke sty-lee. According to the New York Sports Club, I’m a bit of a philanthropist, as I’ve been making monthly donations for years. (Maybe I should go more often.) I’ve been known to excessively use exclamation points in my messages and I don’t always check my spelling. I usually surround myself with sarcastic people that freely say things that some might find offensive, because face it, they’re fuckin’ funny. Of course I can be serious, but I have to have a sense of humor... I’m a Mets fan. Your results:
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My Interests

Baseball, improv / sketch comedy, writing,***RASH BEHAVIOUR Comedy***,staying in shape, people watching, playing sports, playing pool, running (even when I'm not being chased), Stella, Bass, Gin and Tonics, Jack and Cokes, eating exotic and crappy food, and people that don't take themselves too seriously.

I'd like to meet:

People who just get it. If you can make me laugh without trying to be funny, you'll get my attention. Be fun. Don't sweat my diet of fried food and anything with cheese. Be willing to tell me about that embarrassing CD in your collection. (Everyone has at least one... three words... Color Me Badd) Don't take yourself too seriously. Of course be willing to pamper me. I give great massages, so you'd better be good too. Suga-mamas are always welcome. ...And of course, Shakira.Make friends with my comedy group Rash Behavour, also here on Myspace.

Music:

Sam Cooke, Jigga, Living Colour, Prince, Outkast, Pearl Jam, U2, Nas, A Tribe Called Quest, DMX, Emimem, Otis Redding, Vanessa Daou, Lenny Kravitz, Maxwell, Seal, and anything that makes the ladies shake their booty. Then again, I also have a soft spot for cheesy 80's songs and hair bands that we snicker about in conversation, but scream out all the words at a bar. You know it's true. My ears tend to raise when I hear Poison, Bon Jovi, Motley Crue, Guns & Roses and other long haird freaky people. (You know you do too!)

Movies:

Confederate Behaviour, Team America, Borat, Coming To America, Momento, Requiem For A Dream, Friday, Pulp Fiction, Drumline, Head Of State, The 40 Year Old Virgin, A Christmas Story, Caddyshack, Better Off Dead, The Breakfast Club, Clerks 2, The Departed, Little Miss Sunshine, Waiting For Guffman, Amelie, Anchorman, Bad Santa, Touching the Void, Elf, Eddie Murphy's Delirious (So what if it's not a real movie), anything that has Salma Hayek, Juno, No Country For Old Men, Transformers, Sicko, and too many others to name.

Television:

24, baseball (especially the Mets), Wrestling, Nip / Tuck, way too many sit-coms from the 80's and 90's, South Park, Skinamax, Cathouse the series, Celebreality, stand-up specials, Wonder Shozen - I'll try to think of more.

Books:

The Second City, August Wilson and David Mamet plays, Live From New York, On The Verge, The Dirt, Best In Show, The books from The Onion. I Killed. Born Standing Up, The Bad Guys Won, The Klutz Yo-Yo Book

Heroes:

Mom, Dad, and Terry of course.