Steve's Concubine Valkyrie Vagrant

About Me

I'm a recipe of sarcasm, a dash of bitter, a pinch cynical, and an abundance of silly all amalgamated into an halcyonic geek-cake. I'm a practicing advocate of saying something rather than nothing at all. I can't flirt worth a damn and I'll drink to anything. Here's to me, here's to you, and to as good as you are, and as good as I am.

My Interests

Video Games, Drawing, Writing, Warhammer, Horror, Movies, Beer, Debating, Silly car travel games, Rocking out, Amusement Parks, Outdoors, Martial Arts, Cultural differences, Meaty goodness, History, Cooking, Leveling up, Traveling, Various forms of art such as photography or sketches, Napping, Massacring the Undead, Training with ninjas, Musicals (especially Evil Dead), Pirating, Putting Q-tips in my ear, Correcting grammar, Gettin' drunk and going to Best Buy, Wrestling, Smash attacking people out of my house, Collecting Video Game figures, Gaining licenses for new spells, Rollin natural 20s, Proving people wrong, Making forts, IMMA REAL DOCTOR!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to get messy, rock out, and get retarded in he'ah! Xbox Live Tag - Vagabond Dancer , Wii Online Code: 0435-3299-7981-3588

Music:

Sarah Brightman, Incendio, Alcazar, Drew Neumann, Citizen Cope, Sigur Ros, Aeroc, Frou Frou, Imogen Heap, Adiemus, Slayer, Flogging Molly, Dog Fashion Disco, Aquabats, Mindless Self Indulgence, Muse, Rhapsody, Yellowcard, Perfect Circle, Dragonforce, Nightwish, Breaking Benjamin, Graeme Norgate, Jeremy Soule, Akira Yamaoka, Motoi Sakuaba, Hitoshi Sakimoto, lots of stuff really, I'm open to new things

Movies:

The Princess Bride, Gigi, The Dark Crystal, Big Trouble in Little China, Versus, Batman Begins, Willow, Merlin, Clash of the Titans, The Last Unicorn, The Hobbit, Howl's Moving Castle, Stalag 17, Jason and the Argonauts, Volcano High, Adventures of Milo and Otis, Shrek 2, Army of Darkness, The Serpent and the Rainbow, Boondock Saints, Pootie Tang, Clerks II, Fight Club, Merlin's Mystical Shop of Wonders (MST), The Departed, Smokin' Aces, Babes in Toyland, Izo - for being the most ridiculous movie ever made, Zombie Movies, B Horror movies

Television:

Star Trek: The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Super Mario Bros Super Show, Emperors New School, Fairly Odd Parents, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Addams Family, The Munsters, Storm Hawks, The Tick, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Dr.Who, Torchwood, MythBusters, Firefly, Penn and Tellers Bullshit, Scrubs, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Justice League, Venture Bros, Shin Chan,Flight of the Conchords, The Mighty Boosh, Code Monkeys, Aeon Flux, Elfen Lied, Chrono Crusade, Ber-S-erk, Solty Rei, Tenjho Tenge, Trinity Blood

Books:

War of the Worlds, Enders Game, Touched by Venom, Dragon Star series, Dr.Suess books, Chronicles of Narnia, Alice in Wonderland, Anything Brian Froud, The Walking Dead, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, The House of M, Astonishing X-men, Comics in general

Heroes:

Batman, Aeon Flux, Harley Quinn, Log

My Blog

No longer confined to conventional means of travel...

Well atleast conventional to me. Yesterday I answered the door to a jolly John, grinning ear to ear holding 2 envelopes with my name on it. I opened the dull, official looking orange one first. ...
Posted by Steve's Concubine Valkyrie Vagrant on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 10:13:00 PST

10 realistic goals for 2008

1: Work out/Stretch for 20minutes a day. Run 2 miles/30minutes every other day2: If I'm not drinking liquor, I'm drinking water. Once a week treat to Starbucks3: Get my Drivers License (which may be w...
Posted by Steve's Concubine Valkyrie Vagrant on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 12:50:00 PST

And when my lips part you will know vengence

To every person who has betrayed me, to every man who has or would cheat on a woman with me, and to every person I have found unworthy of their word I make this oath. You will hear what I have t...
Posted by Steve's Concubine Valkyrie Vagrant on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:15:00 PST

You don’t fuck Fontaine, Fontaine fucks you!

I've been having an increased problem sleeping lately. Not just the usual tossing and turning until 6am kind though. Sure it takes me longer to get to sleep then I would like, but once I fall as...
Posted by Steve's Concubine Valkyrie Vagrant on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:43:00 PST

If I can relate to your hobbies will you go out with me?

The other day I was sitting in one of the 4 Starbucks at Whitemarsh, contemplating the rest of my day to come over a Venti Quad Iced Mocha, when I was approached by a somewhat disheveled, p...
Posted by Steve's Concubine Valkyrie Vagrant on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:31:00 PST

Id rather not hear the sounds of the world at 5am

There's something to be said of the thoughts of one up for over 24 hours with a belly recently familiar with rum & tequila. Every car and plane that passes within an audible distance ...
Posted by Steve's Concubine Valkyrie Vagrant on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:08:00 PST

Were all mad here

A minute ago, as I was walking through the hallway to the living room after picking up my sandals from my bedroom, I started saying to Crystal "I kinda feel like.." and stopped. What do I kinda ...
Posted by Steve's Concubine Valkyrie Vagrant on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:26:00 PST

I shall call it, RaccoonEyes Lament

Today, I'm going to show you how to create a sexy, glamorous, overexposed picture of, that's right, YOU! I know, you're probably wondering "How can I take hawt pix of myself with all these wrinkles, c...
Posted by Steve's Concubine Valkyrie Vagrant on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:50:00 PST

A few random thoughts, because you're all my friends

For the sake of our budding friendships, I'm going to ask that you do one thing for me. Take a step back before clicking that send button on that message you are about to send me. Take a good lo...
Posted by Steve's Concubine Valkyrie Vagrant on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 03:03:00 PST