Captain Martinez profile picture

Captain Martinez

Only the skilled may live -- the rest will die.

About Me

I sometimes tell myself my memoir (pronounced like John Malkovich does in Burn After Reading) will be an interesting read. It'll probably read like an Anglo-Saxon epic poem... The film version will look like Frank Miller's 300. In summation, I've been through some shit, it's made me a rad wise wizard.Born and raised in Washington Heights, NYC. I left at 15 and have been wandering the eastern US and parts of Europe. Europe was rad, but outside of Spain and England (I was living in Germany) I couldn't understand the national language, and that's annoying. Back in the States, I traveled around a bit. South Florida, Philly, various parts of Virginia. In the end, my place will always be the City.I'm an artist. I've been drawing since I was a kid 'cuz it was fun and I wasn't half bad at it. Always big on the imagination. Plus, I was a kid who grew up on genres. I was raised by a TV, for the most part. Sesame Street taught me how to read and count. And once I started school, 3:00pm was time to rawk the fuck out with the Thundercats and Silverhawks. I was into it all. Comics, Cartoons, Godzilla flicks, Hip Hop music, Slasher flicks, Video Games Kung-Fu and Blaxploitation flicks, etc. Not too different from a lot of kids my age growing up in the late 80's early 90's. I'm the kid who never grew out of it. Oh, I grew up, I just still geek out.After high school I decided I liked performing on stage. I acted. Did improv comedy. I sang. I plan on doing lots more acting and performing in the near future.I'm a logical guy.I believe in the end, if you're not having fun or working towards something that's going to make you feel good... what's the point?Check out my ART!: http://zombiehiphophex.deviantart.comFeel free to hit me up on the AIM --> ZombieHipHopHexI edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

Making out, Cuddling, Having incredibly amazing and exhausting yet completely satifying sex, Other synonyms for tantric erotica...Ha ha, seriously though, acting, making movies, batman, breakdancing, cartoons, cemetaries, channel101, thelonelyisland, robots, ninjas, arrested development, david cross, yer mawm, conventions, cosplay, ddr, video games, readin', rockin' out, fun, laughing, music, comics, drawing, zombies

I'd like to meet:

Comic Book Girls A girl with the right amount of eyelids and teeth, a set of magical equipment (the ol' one-two), a girl who's sweet and sour, a girl who will evade ninjas with me and kiss me behind a billboard while we wait for the coast to be clear, a girl who just has to paint a mustache on the guy on the billboard before we go, a girl who can suck an ice cube through a straw, a girl who used to put glue in her hair, jump on the bed, and smells like grape candy.Or, y'know, rad people.

Music:

Yo, I'm a little bit of everything. I listen to alot of indy rock. Hip-hop's always been a party of my life, though. Growing up in NYC there's no way I could get away from it. I embrace it. Be it underground, commercial, foreign, whatever!!Arcade Fire, Velvet Teen, Coheed & Cambria, Beastie Boys, Ben Folds Five, Belle and Sebastian, Cibo Matto, Guitar Wolf, Jurassic 5, Gorillaz, The Pillows, Postal Service, Cake, Del tha' Funky Homosapien, Muse, mc chris, Tenacious D, TMBG, Weezer, The Locusts, Outkast, Wyclef, Video Game Tunes, BENEFIT, Enon, Of Montreal, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, The Strokes, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Outkast, Foo Fighters, Weezer, Daft Punk, Mos Def, DJ Shadow, Lyrics Born, One Line Drawing, Dirtbike Annie, Boy Sets Fire, At The Drive In, Piebald, Blackalicious, Beta Band, Junior Senior, Rilo Kiley, Motion City Soundtrack, Mana, hellogoodbye, Liam Lynch, Sifl n' Olly, Mars Volta, and loads of other good shit I can't remember.COOLEST VIDEO EVAR!! .. width="425" height="350">.. ..>.. width="425" height="350">.. .. ..> I fuckin' LOVE this song. Check out the guitar bit at the end.

Movies:

ZOMBIE FLICKS!!! BioZombie, BioCops, Wild Zero, Troma flicks, Orgazmo, Cannibal The Musical, BASEketball, Team America World Police, Kill Bill, Pirates of the Carribian, View Askew flicks, Tank Girl, Donnie Darko, Ghostbusters, B-Movies, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Star Wars, John Waters' flicks, Independant movies, Shaolin Soccer, Amelie,

Television:

South Park, Nip/Tuck, Sealab2021, Brak Show, Space Ghost C2C, Adult Swim, Prison Break, Monk, Arrested Development, Mission Hill, Channel 101, Chappell Show, Justice League, Sifl n' Olly, The O.C., 24, Lost, Robot Chicken, Battlestar Gallactica, House of Cosbys, TheLonelyIsland, Venture Bros, Teen Titans, etc.

Books:

The Incarnations Series by Piers Anthony, Harry Potter (shaddap! It rocks!), Gear and Creature Tech by Douglas TenNappel, "Series of Unfortunate Events" by Lemony Snickett, anything interesting, really ... Oh, and comics... lots of comics.

Heroes:

Yer Mawm! Jared Gonzalez. Also, EXOTRON GEIGER COUNTER ONE GAMA PLUS SEQUENCER

My Blog

Friends List Trimming -- Is Blood Really Thicker Than Water?

I thought so... but how come I'm the only one?Nothing personal. But I'm too old for this bullshit, y'know? The last thing I need in my life is more drama. I'm just trying to live a calm life without a...
Posted by Captain Martinez on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:42:00 PST

Spaceships Don’t Come Equipped With Rearview Mirrors

Hey ya'll everybody! When last you saw me, I was marveling at the black comedy that is my life. I seemed to be stuck in one of those terrible Ben Stiller movies where all this really crappy stuff happ...
Posted by Captain Martinez on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 05:55:00 PST

"It’s our duty to ensure they don’t breech quarentine & transport survivors to uh... the beach?

Today has been a pretty awesome day so far. Sure, I'm a little sore from doing commando rolls in a pine forest and firing rounds at zombies and mutated bio-weapons, but I'm feelin' pretty nifty. I kno...
Posted by Captain Martinez on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 02:20:00 PST

"Yeah Jill, you’re the master of unlocking...things without...keys..." - George

The movie shoot last weekend was great. It was my first time in front of a camera for a real life movie shoot so it was pretty exciting and educational. When I first got the script I thought I would h...
Posted by Captain Martinez on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:48:00 PST

Cleanup on Isle 5!

Hey everyone, I decided it's time I did some friend trimming. There've been some big changes lately and with that it's time to streamline a few things. SO, if you're my buddy and would like to remain ...
Posted by Captain Martinez on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 08:37:00 PST

"Sometimes I Get Confused... I Have A Condition."

So yeah, went up to Jersey to see Sin City. What can I say? I knew it was gonna' be awesome. As soon as I saw the footage Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller had in San Diego, I was like "Yeah, that's g...
Posted by Captain Martinez on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Ees a Sleshhammer."

You've missed alot. Hung out with mc alot. Went to New York TWICE, spent New Years in Philly, saved orphans from a burning, sinking ship, etc, etc... Just recently got back from Florida. It was lik...
Posted by Captain Martinez on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

CHUCK NORRIS FOR PRESIDENT IN '08!!

So, this weekend I went to the Stella Comedy Tour. It was ho-larious! For the whole story and pictures, go to http://www.livejournal.com/users/zombiehiphophex . DO IT! You know you're jealous, ha ha ...
Posted by Captain Martinez on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"I Suddenly Want Something Very Bad To Happen To You."

Why does this type of shit always happen to me? I didn't do nothin' to nobody. xohex!
Posted by Captain Martinez on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stuck Down In A Rut...

I was depressed for a little while but I think I'm startin' to come out of it... which is good. I'm kinda' stuck in a rut here in Reston, VA. I need more people to hang out with, it seems. I'm startin...
Posted by Captain Martinez on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST