2.13.61, 80s cartoons, [adult swim], alice in wonderland, animal crossing, anime, ASPCA, black & white photography, body modification, cancer research, the caps, card captor sakura, cherished teddies, chick flicks, chris rosenthall (he's kind of a big deal...), chuck palahniuk, college football, comic books, ctrl+alt+del, cupcakes, cynicism, dane cook, dc, debauchery, diesel sweeties, dorky guys, earl grey tea, euphemisms, giving to charity, grilled cheese, high expectations, HOKIE FOOTBALL!!, invader zim, japanese gardens, jeff noon, jhonen vasquez, karma, keepin it gangsta, kingdom hearts, las vegas, los angeles, metrosexuality, miscellany, mitch hedberg, the nats, nicola's @ rehoboth, nintendo, nyc, overanalyzing, penny arcade, people watching, pillows, pink being the new black, pirates, poetry, pop culture, princess peach, quirks, quotable quotes, rainy days, reading, real estate, roller coasters, roman history, sarcasm, shenanigans, spoken word, spring, stand up comedy, strongbad, stuff and things, syracuse (by association), tattoos, teen girl squad, text messaging, tim burton, toothpaste for dinner, travel, view askew, virginia tech (GO HOKIES!), webcomics, the wizards, wit, world of warcraft, y: the last man, zombies
Pop culture aficionados, internet junkies, cutie pie writers, computer nerds, dorks and/or geeks (self proclaimed). People who get my cynical, occasionally dark sense of humor (and find it to be one of my more endearing qualities). People who can laugh at themselves and realize the difference between being funny and being witty. People who aren't ashamed to say they watch cartoons. People who don't set their stupid f'ing MySpace profiles to PRIVATE -- yeah, I said it, what? Did I mention people who read books and use proper grammar, spelling and punctuation? People who know the difference between "your" and "you're" and understand why using the incorrect version just makes you look silly. People who take the time to type out the word "you" instead of reverting to the use of "u" in written conversation. Fellow Warcraft dorks. Someone who has the Tooth Fairy episode of Sifl & Olly and can provide me with a copy. People who can't lie to me with a straight face. Most importantly...people who like me FOR my quirks, not in spite of them.
Um, and Henry Rollins, Lauren Graham, Alex Ovechkin, Brian K. Vaughan, John Mayer, Brock's mom, Zach Braff, Jeremy Piven, Gilbert Arenas (hibachi!), Pharrell, Kevin Smith, Jay-Z, Hugh Laurie (*drool*), Shigeru Miyamoto, Conan O'Brien, The Junkies , Lisa Loeb, and Jon Stewart...but not all at the same time, I think that would be a strange crowd.
The New Amsterdams, The Postal Service, The Get Up Kids, Dance Hall Crashers, Death Cab for Cutie, Rilo Kiley, U2, Michael Bublé, John Legend, Radiohead, The Cardigans, Ani DiFranco, Garbage, The Cure, Mary Prankster, Justin Timberlake, Alkaline Trio, Sister Hazel, Bowling for Soup, Me First & the Gimme Gimmes, Jay-Z, Anna Nalick, The Fray, Relient K, Kanye West, The Brown Derbies, Maroon 5, Fall Out Boy, The Reputation, The Monkees, Damien Rice, David Gray, Beyoncé, Jimmy Eat World, Ludacris, Lisa Loeb, Jack Johnson, Oasis, The Ataris, Jason Mraz, John Mayer, Barenaked Ladies
Return to Oz, Shakespeare in Love, The Breakfast Club, anything with John Cusack in it, Suicide Kings, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Memento, The Princess Bride, anything Disney or Pixar, Princess Diaries, Little Miss Sunshine, The Departed, Ella Enchanted, Mean Girls, Clue, Shawshank Redemption, Lord of the Rings, Kids, A Beautiful Mind, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, American History X, Swingers, The Royal Tenenbaums, Garden State, PCU, Pirates of the Carribbean, 40-Year Old Virgin, Closer, Trainspotting, Go, Shaun of the Dead, Saved, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court (Bing Crosby ftw!), Fight Club, etc.
Nip/Tuck, ATHF, Sifl and Olly (RIP), CSI, Best Week Ever, Charmed, House, Invader Zim, The Office, Naruto, Sealab 2021, The Daily Show, Bones, Scrubs, Robin Hood (BBCA ftw!), Teen Titans, Gilmore Girls, Dead Like Me, Lost, Grey's Anatomy
Lullaby, Invisible Monsters, Diary [Chuck Palahniuk] / Solipsist, Broken Summers, Do I Come Here Often? [Henry Rollins] / Vurt, Pollen, Automated Alice [Jeff Noon] / The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay [Michael Chabon] / Hitchhiker's Guide [Douglas Adams] / Chloe Does Yale [Natalie Krinsky] / If I Pay Thee Not in Gold [Mercedes Lackey & Piers Anthony] / Wicked [Gregory Maguire] / A Tale of Two Cities [Charles Dickens] / Harry Potter [J.K. Rowling] / The Hobbit [J.R.R. Tolkien] / Odd Thomas, Forever Odd [Dean Koontz] / Joe College, Little Children [Tom Perrotta] / Good in Bed [Jennifer Weiner] / True Love (and Other Lies) [Whitney Gaskell] / Ham on Rye [Charles Bukowski] / How to be Good, A Long Way Down [Nick Hornby] / The Joy Luck Club [Amy Tan] / American Psycho [Bret Easton Ellis] / Syrup [Max Barry] / Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Dearly Devoted Dexter [Jeff Lindsay]
Stephen C. Gregory, Stewart Title Guaranty Company Vice President and West Virginia/Virginia Counsel -- one of the most patient and intelligent men IN THE WORLD. If not for him, I'd be having an aueurysm right now.
Also, as always, George Washington -- 12 stories high, made of radiation.