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Jay Fenster (has a new book out)

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About Me

Words that describe me: fearless, devoted, cynical, political, dependable, adventurous, eloquent, irreverent, slackassed, hilarious, obscene, moody, vocabulicious, compassionate, outspoken, fiery, overworked, undersexed , intelligent, capable, witty, empathic, metrosexual, risk-taker, informed, stylish, acutely self-aware, blunt, creative, jaded.

I don't believe in any of that astrological bullshit, but I'm told that I'm a textbook Capricorn. Take that for what you will.

The 2008 edition of my book, Open Road's Best of Las Vegas, is now available! Order your copy now by clicking the link below.

My Interests


writing, casinos, web design, politics, marketing, TiVo, football, First Fridays, cooking, reading, song lyrics, travel, slacking, metrosexuality, clubbing, movies, good eating, video games, Del Taco, xbox 360, Guitar Hero, Rock Band, roller coasters, current events, branding, blogging, fashion, advantage play, shopping, live music, working out, regime change, wrestling, audiophilia, sushi, photography, swina.com, karma, dirty vodka martinis, wine, good coffee, better tea, warm weather, Las Vegas, sleeping, sexing, art, the National Arboretum, making out, Cirque du Soleil, pandas, talk radio, pop culture, php/mysql, sketch comedy, Democrats, self-deprecating humor, IM, indignant rage, driving (especially joyrides down random roads and across bridges for no reason), mood polarization, harassing my Congressmen, trying to figure out how to get the hell out of Virginia , eating disorders, White Castle (the restaurants themselves - not the frozen ones), porn, houseplants, dogs, video poker, craps, comps, search engine optimization, star-crossed romances, Pirate's Cove Adventure Golf, hating on milk, impulsive stupidity, content management, Grand Theft Auto, postcards, matchbooks, Orlando, Google, section 508, water views, DTS, passive-aggressive self destruction, casino marketing

I'd like to meet:

I've been in Las Vegas for two years now and haven't made a whole lot of friends outside of work. Quality people seem to be hard to find in this town (with one notable exception).

So if you're not easily offended, don't have horrible taste in music, aren't a shitty band trying to get free Myspace publicity, didn't vote for George Bush, change your underpants at least twice a week, won't brew crystal meth in my bathtub, aren't married to Britney Spears Kevin Federline, and won't look at me like I'm insane when I eat horseradish straight, no chaser, then sure, what the hell. Drop me a line.

Seriously, I need to make some Vegas friends.


Hit me up on instant messenger - screen name is JayFensterV1 on both Yahoo and AIM.

Music:

New playlist coming soon - or not.

my top 5 of alltime are Radiohead, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Nine Inch Nails and The Eagles. The order depends on the day.
Other favorites: Tool, the White Stripes, Garbage, REM, Foo Fighters, the Mars Volta, Soul Coughing, Ben Folds Five, U2, Counting Crows, Alice in Chains, Maroon 5, original-lineup INXS, Sarah McLachlan, No Doubt, My Chemical Romance, Queens of the Stone Age, Rise Against, Avenged Sevenfold, Stabbing Westward, Underworld, Muse, Interpol, Pink Floyd, the Police, Led Zeppelin, Bruce Springsteen, Elvis Costello, the Doors, the Beatles, the Clash, Van Halen (Hagar Roth), Frankie Goes to Hollywood, A Perfect Circle, New Order, Duran Duran, Oingo Boingo, Tears for Fears, A-Ha, Ultravox, Lazy Dog, Mark Farina, David Alvarado, Marques Wyatt, Deep Dish, Doc Martin, Danny Tenaglia


Bands I hate: Creed, Metallica, Phish, the Grateful Dead, the Killers

Movies:

Aladdin, American Beauty, American Psycho, Batman, Better Off Dead, City of Lost Children, Clerks, Closer, Die Hard, Die Hard with a Vengeance, Donnie Darko, the Empire Strikes Back, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Field of Dreams, Fight Club, Garden State, Goodfellas, Happiness, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, High Fidelity, Jacob's Ladder, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Kill Bill (Vol. 1 and 2), the Lion King, Major League, the Matrix, Meet the Parents, Memento, Mulholland Drive, Naked Gun, Office Space, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, the Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, Requiem for a Dream, Reservoir Dogs, Return of the Jedi, Road Trip, Rosencrantz and Guilderstern are Dead, Say Anything, Secretary, Shawshank Redemption, Spaceballs, Superbad, Swingers, Toy Story, Trainspotting, 12 Monkeys, Vacation, Zoolander

Television:

The Riches, 30 Rock, Scrubs, The Venture Brothers, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Nip/Tuck (about 2/3 of the time, the rest of the time it makes me want to beat my head against the television), The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Sopranos, Reno 911, That 70's Show, Carnivale, Family Guy, Entourage, Robot Chicken, Home Movies, Futurama, Chapelle's Show, Oz, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Good Eats, Aqua Teen Hungerforce, Real Time with Bill Maher, Mr. Show, Kids in the Hall, Arrested Development, American Casino, Upright Citizens Brigade, The Brak Show, Iron Chef, Iron Chef America, The Best Of..., Best Week Ever, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, Great Hotels, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Drawn Together, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, Race for the White House with David Gregory, Meet the Press, Face the Nation, This Week with George Stephanopolous, and anything else political.

Books:

Old Stephen King (The Stand, It, the Bachman Books), any Irvine Welsh (Trainspotting, the Acid House, Porno) or Bret Easton Ellis (American Psycho, Less than Zero), Fight Club, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Have a Nice Day, Imperial Hubris, The Bad Guys Won, Fast Food Nation. I devour anything political. Haven't really been much for fiction of late.
These are the blogs that I read on a daily basis.

AmericaBLOG
The Carpetbagger Report
Crooks and Liars
Daily Kos
Eschaton
Informed Comment
Jesus' General
Las Vegas Gleaner
The Left Coaster
MyDD
Sadly, No
The Rude Pundit
Talking Points Memo
Wonkette

Heroes:

Bender Bending Rodriguez. Steve Wynn. Hunter S. Thompson. Keith Olbermann. Bugsy Siegel. George Maloof. Jackie Gaughan. Barack Obama. Frank Sinatra. Chuck Todd. John Romero. That pretzel that almost made Cheney president.

My Blog

my new book is now available! buy it please!

I'm pleased to report that my newest book, Open Road's Best of Las Vegas, has been released and is now available at Borders, Barnes & Noble, Amazon and other fine retailers.Save 25% off the retail...
Posted by Jay Fenster (has a new book out) on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:26:00 PST

my cherry has been popped

As one of the degenerate gambling addicts keeping Las Vegas afloat in these times of pseudo-recession, I went to Sam's Town Saturday night for 6x points, and all their full-pay Deuces Wild machines we...
Posted by Jay Fenster (has a new book out) on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:42:00 PST

my review of harold & kumar escape from guantanamo bay in 2 sentences

They wanted to make Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.Instead, they made Clerks 2.
Posted by Jay Fenster (has a new book out) on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:47:00 PST

hate for 08 (updated 4/25)

So a while ago my friend Erik decided to come up with what we affectionately dubbed "the hate list" - a compilation of things that piss off, irritate or otherwise annoy.  It was such a good idea ...
Posted by Jay Fenster (has a new book out) on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 04:23:00 PST

john mccain: maverick or cowardly, shameless hypocrite?

Sen. John McCain (R-AZ), who spent 5 1/2 years in a bamboo cage in Vietnam being relentlessly tortured and beaten, voted today AGAINST banning waterboarding .Waterboarding, for those of you not famili...
Posted by Jay Fenster (has a new book out) on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:11:00 PST

why im endorsing obama over hillary

Now that Johnny Haircut is out of the race, I'm endorsing Obama Been Leadin'.I've been getting the question frequently: why not Hillary?  Let me answer.Forget about Hillary Clinton's cold, shrill...
Posted by Jay Fenster (has a new book out) on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:56:00 PST

2007: a look back

To certain people, my refusal to ever take Myspace surveys is the stuff of legend ... but hell, it's New Year's Eve, and even though I'm kind of philosophically opposed to the whole idea of New Year's...
Posted by Jay Fenster (has a new book out) on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:06:00 PST

best campaign ad ever?

I certainly don't support his candidacy or agree with his policy positions, but former Gov. Mike Huckabee (R-Ark.) has put out quite possibly the most pee-your-pants awesome campaign ad I've ever seen...
Posted by Jay Fenster (has a new book out) on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 01:56:00 PST

cheers and jeers, vol. 1

Just a few hearty YAYS and a couple of venomous BOOS to throw out there.JEER 1: TACO BELLI used to love this place.  Back my freshman year in college (sorry, fellow Wahoos, I refuse to buy into t...
Posted by Jay Fenster (has a new book out) on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 09:02:00 PST

our long national nightmare is over

i scrapped yesterday's quick and dirty blog because this was really much closer to what I wanted to say, and I am actually semi coherent today (although I have no right to be after 4 hours of sleep ov...
Posted by Jay Fenster (has a new book out) on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:30:00 PST