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About Me

I play drums in Thee Lexington Arrows, the Survivors of Camp Crystal Lake and the Mandroids. No good at self-descriptions so I will use a collection of quotes about me. "You were created to remind the innocent that they still hold darkness within thier hearts." -Bob Rose "His hearty laugh is like the color of a thousand rainbows sprinkled over a crippled leprechaun." -Sali Shocks "You sir are pure evil." -Dann Dobry "This young man is a gentlemen in his dealings with others - an individual of highest integrity." -John E. Roach

My Interests

Drums, local music, video games, stand-up/sketch comedy, mind expansion, Kentucky Gentleman Whiskey and nonsense.

I'd like to meet:

There are only two kinds of people in this world. Those who think there are only two kinds of people and those who don't.

Music:

White Zombie, NIN, CKY, Lamb of God, Fleetwood Mac, Helmet, Chemlab, Primus, Everytime I Die, Dillinger Escape Plan, Pearl Jam, Muse, Circa Survive, DJ Shadow, Cut Chemist + Numark, Portishead, The Ghastly Ones, The Juicy Fruits, Cake, Summer's End, Guitar Wolf, Fireball Ministry, Evergreen Terrace, The Monotonix, Peelander-Z, The Police, GWAR, Boris, Buckethead, The Fucking Champs, Fiona Apple, THE KIDS OF WIDNEY HIGH ..

Movies:

Horror and comedy mostly. If it can be classified as a B movie or just plain sucks ass, I LOVE IT. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is the greatest movie ever made.

Television:

AFV, Venture Bros., COPS, The Soup, South Park, Simpsons, Futurama, Kids In the Hall, SNL, MR. Show, Acceptable TV, Seinfeld, The Munsters, Bibleman, ATHF, Nature, Blue Planet, Scrubs, Martin, Sanford and Son, Camp Lazlo, Rocko's Modern Life, Viva Variety, Reno 911, Stella, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Upright Citizens Brigade

Books:

The Stranger, Glamorama, American Psycho, Lullaby, The Informers, The Great Gatsby

Heroes:

Brian Mantia, William Reiflin, Rob Schrab, Michel Gondry, David Cross, Trey Parker, Milkman Dan, Abe Vigoda, Steve Wiebe and Guitar Wolf.

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Just a random update of my life, if thats what you can call it. Entertainment System is going on "hiatus" after the next 2 shows we have booked. How long it will be or wether I will be with in th...
Posted by Uncle Monsterface on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:19:00 PST

There is blue stuff on my finger.....

No idea what its from or when it affixed itself to my person. But it is here and washing won't get it off......wild. Wild and midly concerning. The debut of Survivors is on Halloween night at the Side...
Posted by Uncle Monsterface on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:04:00 PST

FUCK YOU!

I'm drunk as hell and let me tell you.......Thee Shittens is the greatest phenominom this pathetic excuse for a planet has ever seen!!!!! We are the greatest thing to ever grace this grren Earth and i...
Posted by Uncle Monsterface on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 10:38:00 PST

This is a local shop, for local people. There is nothing for you here.

So fucking bored at work. Recently returned from being on tour Thee Lexington Arrows and Blondsai. Despite the fact that a decent amount of heinous shit went down, I still had a blast. Honestly w...
Posted by Uncle Monsterface on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:14:00 PST

Epic Update

My foot still hurts.
Posted by Uncle Monsterface on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:10:00 PST

BLOG OF EPICNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My foot hurts.
Posted by Uncle Monsterface on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:20:00 PST

Ouch............

So this past weekend was absolutely amazing. Seeing Powerglove and Year 200X two days in a row is too much for a single human to handle. The best part is that aside from being gods of rock on sta...
Posted by Uncle Monsterface on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 12:22:00 PST

Depending on the the theraputic powers of rock

I guess the fact that I have always been a pesimist about everything is the only thing keeping my head from exploding lately. Nothing ever seems as bad when you expect it to turn out like shit in the ...
Posted by Uncle Monsterface on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:47:00 PST

No way to live....

All moved in at the apartment and its great.....or rather will be great eventually. Once I have my lisence and don't have to take buses that don't go where I need them to and once I have the internet ...
Posted by Uncle Monsterface on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 11:39:00 PST

If only everything was this easy.

So we got a lock on the third roomate today and she will be moving in on thursday along with myself. Soon to be one big happy family. Things are on the rise. Now only if selling my car was this easy.....
Posted by Uncle Monsterface on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 10:39:00 PST