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Tyrannosaurus Jeff

i took a shower, but it wouldn't take

About Me

i have more camel cash than real cash and i know how to make ice cream soup... here's some fliers i've made (any illustrative bits were done by john decampos, he's djbackwordz on my top friends):

My Interests

mistranslations, dogs, practice amps, automated voice messaging systems, moral outrage, women who get their makeup tattooed

I'd like to meet:

dalton from road house, anyone who can rip a phone book in half

Music:

the fucking champs, jawbreaker, fugazi, turbonegro, guitar wolf, iron maiden, zeke, thee michele gun elephant, awesome bands from tel aviv (monotonix, the genders, lebanon) any sort of butt rock

Movies:

3 fast 3 furious, alien vs. predator vs. freddie vs. jason, a printer/copier/scanner darkly

Television:

simpsons, futurama, king of queens, mst3k, my super sweet 16

Books:

books with pictures and books about tv

Heroes:

barry melrose, steve perry, dalton

My Blog

yay and stuff

so i'm starting a new job tomorrow, and i'll be serving at the wharf rat camden yards. my girlfriend was quite instrumental in setting this up and i'm very grateful for that. it's going to eat up a ...
Posted by Tyrannosaurus Jeff on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:54:00 PST

guess what jerks?

yeah it really wasnt a question to start with, but anyhoo, my birthday is coming up, it's exactly a week after the fourth of america, and i will be spending it at the ottobar, with the fine gents in e...
Posted by Tyrannosaurus Jeff on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 12:51:00 PST

es on the move or something

we recorded kirby today in scenic towson md, and although editing, mixing, and mastering are needed, i have to say at this point it sounds pretty bad ass. should be done sometime next week, so that s...
Posted by Tyrannosaurus Jeff on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:58:00 PST

holy baby jesus penis

i went to las vegas, and i will never go there again. it was lots of fun but never again. we had a great group of people, and amy and i had a lot of fun, but jesus. i spent way too much money, on p...
Posted by Tyrannosaurus Jeff on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:30:00 PST

rap and wrestling

correct me if i'm wrong, but there's a link here. and this link is between doing very little or close to nothing and then just bragging about it. think about it, most raps are about "i got tha hot r...
Posted by Tyrannosaurus Jeff on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:43:00 PST

wiitarded

thanks to curt i now have a wii, as anyone who's reading this probably knows. i've been playing twilight princess pretty much all day, and plan to tomorrow as well until i go to see slayer in dc. so...
Posted by Tyrannosaurus Jeff on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:24:00 PST

the frigid, bloodless hand of winter has gripped my heart...

ok, so i just spent half an hour picking up random trash in my apartment, i have no idea where it came from, so i can place no blame, which makes it even more frustrating. i live with alex, and i kno...
Posted by Tyrannosaurus Jeff on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:46:00 PST

the buckeling beams of your hopes and dreams

whoa, i can insert emoticons? isnt the one with sunglasses just B), cuz that's all i'd use anyways...friendly neighborhood super fresh grand opening is in four hours and i plan to get totally super f...
Posted by Tyrannosaurus Jeff on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:19:00 PST

challenge pissing

omg they kicked michael anthony out of van halen. michael fucking anthony. the genius who brought you nearly all of van halen's backing vocals, the man who soared (majestically) across stage with a ...
Posted by Tyrannosaurus Jeff on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:42:00 PST

dreams, aspirations

here is a list of women i would like to fight:eva longoriarachel raynicky hiltonann coultermary kate and ashley olsen (not at the same time)
Posted by Tyrannosaurus Jeff on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 02:27:00 PST