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Reverend Doctor Ukedude

Horror novel and two solo guitar CDs available at Lulu.com

About Me


How to make a saint john the discombobulated
Ingredients:
1 part success
3 parts ambition
3 parts instinct
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge!
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Personality cocktail
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You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism


88%

Paganism


67%

Islam


63%

Buddhism


58%

Satanism


54%

Christianity


50%

Hinduism


50%

atheism


38%

Judaism


33%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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Disorder Rating
Paranoid Disorder : Low
Schizoid Disorder : Low
Schizotypal Disorder : Moderate
Antisocial Disorder : Low
Borderline Disorder : Low
Histrionic Disorder : Low
Narcissistic Disorder : Moderate
Avoidant Disorder : Low
Dependent Disorder : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : Low
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Pope You scored 95. You are a fellow Pope, Discordian. You obviously graduated into the Fifth and Highest Degree of the PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC, or POEE, a long time ago. Now grab your hashish and get out of here! My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Discordianism If you liked my test, send it to your friends! The Discordian Test http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=2053668536707769491
You scored as True Alternative. You are a True Alternative! Labels do not suit you well, particularly as you tend to strike your own path and to grow purely via experience. No armchair quarterbacking for you! Originality and creation are your specialities, and sometimes you can even articulate what the hell just happened. Someday you may find yourself drawing the maps for other people... lots of other people.

True Alternative


90%

Discordian


85%

White Lighter


80%

Otherkin


75%

Spiritualist


65%

Mystic


60%

Aimless Eclectic


50%

Magician


50%
What Subversive Alternative Paradigm Are You?
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You scored as Lawful Good. A lawful good person acts as a good person is expected or required to act. They are dedicated to upholding both what is right and what is set down in law.

Lawful Good


90%

Neutral Good


70%

Chaotic Good


60%

True Neutral


55%

Chaotic Neutral


45%

Lawful Neutral


40%

Lawful Evil


35%

Neutral Evil


25%

Chaotic Evil


10%
What is your Alignment?
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You scored as The Willow. In Celtic astrology, you're a Willow. The animal symbol that accompanies this tree is the hare. The ancient Druids say Willow people have good memories and are resourceful, articulate, shrewd and inventive. However, Willows may be prone to being moody, indecisive, stubborn or overly emotional.

The Willow


75%

The Ash


65%

The Rowan


65%

The Hazel


60%

The Ivy


60%

The Vine


60%

The Oak


55%

The Holly


55%

The Reed


50%

The Alder


50%

The Elder


50%

The Birch


35%

The Hawthorn


35%
What Tree Are You? (Celtic astrology)
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Greed: Medium
Gluttony: Medium
Wrath: Very Low
Sloth: Low
Envy: Very Low
Lust: Medium
Pride: Very Low
Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz Which Animal Spirit Totem Are You?
Your soul is bound to the Fourth Totem, Solomon: The Owl .Solomon appears as an azure feathered owl. He embodies wisdom, judgement, reason, and stability. He is associated with the color azure, the season of autumn, and the element of water. His downfall is farsightedness.You are most compatible with Ravens and Monkeys.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John, Terry or JT
Birthday: May 12, 1943 in this life
Birthplace: Springfield, Ohio
Current Location: Springfield, Ohio left but came back
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: gray (what's left of it)
Height: 5'5 1/2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish, English, Prussian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Tennis shoes
Your Weakness: Too many to mention
Your Fears: Dying alone
Your Perfect Pizza: Peanut and bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish my second novel
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: None
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn, again?
Your Best Physical Feature: Unknown I don't have too many good features left
Your Bedtime: Whenever I'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: Mom and DAd
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Green tea, or Earl Gray
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends on my mood
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both, depending
Do you Smoke: No, I quit after 40 years of smoking.
Do you Swear: uhhhh......yeah!!!
Do you Sing: I try
Do you Shower Daily: at least
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: Not again
Do you belive in yourself: usually
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm too old to be attractive.
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: They are dead but yes, I used to
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, very much
Do you play an Instrument: Several
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: NO
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO
&..39;In the past month have you gone on a Date:' NO
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes, a long time ago. I got caught
How do you want to Die: Shot to death by a jealous 20 year old husband on my 95th birthday
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I will never grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Dark brown to black, or red
Short or Long Hair: long, the longer the better
Height: who cares?
Weight: Not horribly obese. Anything else is okay
Best Clothing Style: casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: smoked grass three times in my youth
Number of CDs I own: 100
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many to even think about
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Your dating personality profile:
Practical - You are a down-to-earth individual who is not impressed with material excess. You care about the stuff of like that really matters.
Intellectual - You consider your mind amongst your assets. Learning is not a chore but a constant search after wisdom and knowledge. You value education and rationality.
Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love. Your date match profile:
Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.
Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If her jokes make you laugh, she has won your heart.
Shy - You are put off by people who are open books. You are drawn to someone who is a bit more mysterious. You want to draw her out of her shell and get to know what she is all about.
Your Top Ten Traits
1. Practical
2. Intellectual
3. Big-Hearted
4. Sensual
5. Adventurous
6. Shy
7. Liberal
8. Wealthy/Ambitious
9. Funny
10. Traditional
Your Top Ten Match Traits
1. Practical
2. Funny
3. Shy
4. Sensual
5. Big-Hearted
6. Conservative
7. Intellectual
8. Adventurous
9. Traditional
10. Wealthy/Ambitious

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Life is Random...
Ocean or Lake? Ocean love to see and hear the surf
Pizza or Chinese? Chinese
Mansion or Penthouse? Mansion
Have you been on a Jet Ski? No
Are you afraid of clowns? No
How many brothers/sisters do you have? None
Favorite band/group? Procul Harum
Baseball or football? football
Favorite brand of makeup? None
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My Interests

Music (not lyrics but the actual melody and harmony), horror literature and movies (but not gory or overtly sexual. supernatural horror), Discordianism, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, conspiracy theory, true history (not history as taught in US public or private schools), religion (but not as taught by any particular religious sect. I think they all are wrong).

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, HP Lovecraft, Thelonious Monk, Toots Thielemans, John Coltrane, Bill Evans, Malaclypse the Elder, Malaclypse the Younger, Eris, God, Jennifer Connelly, Spider Robinson, The Flying Spaghetti Monster
What character from "A Dirty Job" are you?
Minty Fresh
You like to hang in the Backround, and stay calm. You may not like your jobs or responsiblity, but you do them anyway
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Music:

Classical (especially preBaroque strata counterpoint), jazz, new age, classic rock, medieval, goth. John King's Bach on ukulele. I have two CDs of solo guitar on sale at Lulu.com. Just enter John O'Connor into the search engine there.

Movies:

Horror, comedy, science fiction. The finest horror movie I've ever seen is the 1963 version of "The Haunting".

Television:

News, some SciFi movies, football, basketball, cartoons with my granddaughter

Books:

Way too numerous to name, but I do love the writing of Spider Robinson, HP Lovecraft, Charles Grant and Edgar Rice Burroughs. I have a horror novelette for sale at Lulu.com. Just enter the name John O'Connor into the search engine there.

Heroes:

Thelonious Monk, John Coltrane, Toots Thielemans, Johann Sebastian Bach, Orlandus Lassus, HP Lovecraft, Spider Robinson, Oscar Peterson, Joe Pass, Paul Butterfield, John Renbourn, Bert Jansch, Charles Mingus, John Lewis. William Ackerman, Chuck Greenburg, Alex DiGrassi, John King, Lyle Ritz

My Blog

Bad winter storm coming

Just in time for the weekend, a bad storm coming with 3 inches of snow followed by freezing rain, supposedly.  I'm supposed to play at the mall on Sunday but if it's too bad, I think I'll just st...
Posted by Reverend Doctor Ukedude on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:44:00 PST

We lost another great one

I just read that Max Roach is dead.  I know he wasn't a household name, but he was the most musical drummer in the history of jazz.  He was the drummer for "Jazz at Massey Hall", and that gr...
Posted by Reverend Doctor Ukedude on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 11:31:00 PST

New Pic

This is a picture of the new instrument especially made for me by a very talented luthier living in Mexico, Donald Thompson.  It is small, perhaps the size of a tenor ukulele.  It's tuned AD...
Posted by Reverend Doctor Ukedude on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 04:37:00 PST

Almost back to normal (whatever that is)

Got up this morning, and actually felt like eating.  Tummy still a bit queasy, but I had a bowl of chicken soup (Jewish pennecillin) and it actually stayed down.  No more fever, either. ...
Posted by Reverend Doctor Ukedude on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 09:54:00 PST

Better

I finally got some sleep.  My fever seems to be down, but my tummy really hurts.  I'm drinking, but I am afraid to put food back into the tummy until tomorrow.  At least I am not puking...
Posted by Reverend Doctor Ukedude on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 03:09:00 PST

So much for no puking

Well, it has come up.  I feel a bit better, and I hope that continues.  I still have to take Aunt Gerry this afternoon.  Yuk!!!
Posted by Reverend Doctor Ukedude on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:46:00 PST

Alone for the weekend

Beth and Sebastian took off about an hour ago for the weekend.  They are expected back Monday or Tuesday.  I hope we've heard about the new apartment by that time.  It's going to be a q...
Posted by Reverend Doctor Ukedude on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:55:00 PST

Already muggy

It's 0813, and it's already nearly uncomfortable.  The temps aren't bad, but the humidity is unbearable.  It's a good thing I am on the electric budget.  I can see a/c all day until thi...
Posted by Reverend Doctor Ukedude on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 05:15:00 PST

Two blogs in one day?

Looks like Beth may have the apartment in my building.  I'll help her out until she's on her feet, but it would be nice to have them that close again.  I can see Sebastian daily if they do.&...
Posted by Reverend Doctor Ukedude on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 03:24:00 PST

Training for Christian Hell

I don't believe in it, but it seems that God is showing us what Hell will be like.  For the next 10 days, it's supposed to be over 90 degrees with very high humidity.  The a/c will be going ...
Posted by Reverend Doctor Ukedude on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 10:04:00 PST