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Moke

I love you Shmoo!!

About Me

I DO NOT ADD BANDS UNLESS I KNOW YOU...THIS IS NOT FREE ADVERTISING SPACE FOR YOUR BULLSHIT MUSIC!!! anyway...I'm one of a kind I'm told...I likes doin art...grafix work, painting, photograghy, fashion design, sculpting,music ( all kinds), comix, spacial design, human manipulation...I skate when I can and can kleen house on a half pipe...karate,kempo,jujitsu,akido,and judo, are sum skills I have studied...I can whup an ass when I need to but I hate fighting and try to avoid it...I like cool freeks and peacefull peepz...I'm a catholic german/scottish/native american (dads commanche)...been involved in the native american culture all my life...I DJ techno and write my own tracks ( check out goaheadproductions.com )...the rave thangs got me hooked..dancin all nite with my friends...sharing good times with new peeps...I play sum drums, bass, banjo, guitar, rubber band, and spoons...ha...I like to create and be productive...I wanna see results and acomplishment at the end of my day...making sumthing from nothing is a magic I believe in...I've got a dark sense of humor that sum times gets missunderstood...sunshine and bunnies are cool but I can get into graveyards and spooky shit...I look for new experience...I'm real picky about who I get close too but I give every one a chance...I gots no time fo the bustas...I read every day and can dig sum Inde-films...I try to learn sumthin new everyday...friends come first with me...nothing is more important than that...I don't believe in tolerance...tolerance is to put up with sumthing U dont like...I dont need to do that...I believe in respect though...I will respect difference in others opinions and beliefs...I'll give it but I expect it in return...I'm a firm believer in absolutes ( talk to me about philosophy sum time )...I can be deep but sillyness and fun rule...I'll be friends with anyone who's got a good heart...so...hit me up ma freeks !!...oh..here is a little tidbit...I shave my head with a straight razor and wax it with possum fat every day before I milk the herd..thats how we hillbilly possum farmer mutherfuckers do bitch!..I used to have this huge mohawk but I bleached it one to many times and it died..so I shaved it off and liked it that way..I'm almost always wearing a hat...if U wanna lesson in serious pain then grab it off my head..no joke..that can get ya sent home cryin to your mommy with your ass bleeding!!!..hey.chill...there's that dark humor I'm talkin bout!!

My Interests

music of all sorts...new and interesting freekz...anything creative..I have a musicians myspace page so go check this link and send me sum adds and enjoy the musicMokes Music Space

I'd like to meet:

victims for my experiments...anyone who wants me to fuck their brains out...anyone who wants to fuck my brains out...anyone who doesnt want to fuck my brains out but will fuck someone elses brains out in front of me so I can at least jerk off...nice people who want to learn how to be bad...the strange and unusual...normal boring people that want to learn to be strange and unusual...assholes that want me to whup the shit out of them...sass mouth teenagers with an attitude problem...adults who think they know it all who still have a sass mouth and an attitude problem and don't know shit...Russian mafia gentlemen with lots of guns, drugz, porn, and prostitutes...someone to entertain me coz I'm too much of a sorry ass to do it myself...dirty little sluts who can lick their own eyebrows...anyone who can't out drink me coz I'm gettin realy tired of being the first one to pass out and then waking up with my ass bleeding...stupid people that will make me seem more intelligent...a freshly plucked raw chicken looking for a good time...anyone who thinks they're better than me coz I could use a good laugh...blind people that think I'm hot and will never know the ugly truth...the dirty bastard who fucked my two timing girlfriend while I wuz off gettin the best blowjob of my life from a drunkin hillbilly trucker at the mens room at this sleazy roadside truck stop...anyone who needs a trip to the wood shed...yeah, I have one so dont worry yourself...other possum farmers, all though, I have yet to meet one...any male person with a bigger dick than mine...yea right...like that will ever happen......any female person with a bigger dick than mine...what?...it's possible...a big booty bitch who will give me a lap dance then spit in my face ( thats so hott )...someone who will shoot my pimp coz my ass is wore the fuck out...and lets face it, the moneys not that great !!...anyone who wants to trade places with me for a day...I'll choose the day thank U very much...people that will play murder in the dark with me because I keep running out of playmates...anyone who can teach me how to be cool!!...not U dork...U have to be cooler than me...duh!!!...someone who has a shovel and likes to dig and who will bury the dumb bastards who thought I wuz joking about playing murder in the dark then volenteered and found out I wasn't....people who wont take me seriously when I'm joking...ugly bitches that will at least look at me with there good eye...people that cant take a joke and enjoy getting pissed off at me...any big ugly sumbitches with balls big enough to fill a pickel barrel and enough hair on their ass to weave a rug...people who cant take a joke and get shity with me and want to find out if i wuz joking about wanting to meet any ass holes that want me to whup the shit out of them...any sex starved hottie with enough coke to keep a grown man satisfried...yea I know it's spelled wrong..it's a joke...dirty old men that can train me for when that day comes for me and it's finaly my turn on the park bench...anyone that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch...a golf ball through a garden hose will work too...nice people who pretend to be amused by my joking and will just laugh to make me feel good...people that will respond to my email, fully understanding that every second of my life is precious and that I put alot of time and effort into every letter I write and every comment I leave and understand that I at least deserve some kind of response...and if none of the above aplies than surprize me damn it !...I'm pretty easy...try me!!!

Music:

alien funk psyhouse-a-delicDJ MOKE - MUSIC or SONGS

Movies:

good ones

Books:

all the time

Heroes:

M. L. King...Jesus...Timothy Leary...Reagan...NYFD...Dr. Albert Hoffman...pee wee Herman..the US Armed Forces!!!

My Blog

another weekend in wayne county!!

if you read all this then maybe you'll learn sumthin..if ya don't..well..I wont feel to sorry for ya when this shit happens to you...Now there's this big sweaty cowboy lookin sumbitch (probably n...
Posted by Moke on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:56:00 PST

MOKES NEW MIX CD

Here is my new mix..click the link to download!!   http://files.vrillusions.com/download.php?id=goahead_moke200 6sep    ...
Posted by Moke on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:55:00 PST

The Ass-Whup Button

the ass-whup button !! so..I'm kickin it here at the possum farm ..out in the yard a few days ago on a nice sunny day..thinkin my happy Moke thoughts...just soakin up some good vibes..and what hap...
Posted by Moke on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 03:04:00 PST

My true story of vengence and redemption

From Sherry, DJ BOOMPSIEWhat up, Nackle?? Dang where you been - you don't talk to fokes no mo - shooooottttttttt!!!!! my reply...My story...my truth...ohhhh...I been up in the mountains lookin to catc...
Posted by Moke on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 12:00:00 PST

Inside the Mind of a "Liberal"

To liberals, it's not racism if it's anti-white, it's not sexism if it's anti-male, it's not discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation if it's anti-straight. And it's not religious persecutio...
Posted by Moke on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 01:44:00 PST

My Trip!!

well...I'm back...I left last friday for the Gaian Mind out door psytrance festival in the mountains of southern PA....wudda hell-of-a-time!!...loads of sick music and DJ's..I got to meet and kick it...
Posted by Moke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Vaginaphobia is not a myth !!!!

some people crack me up..lol..here is part of a conversation I had with a cool friend....doesn't seem to care much for vagina though!! moke: slut eLvE FaNaTiC 03: i am playing with my pussy eLvE F...
Posted by Moke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mokes Music and Art Gallery

OK...I have a Myspace Musicians page that is up and running now...U can go there from the link below...send me adds there if U are interested in my music or just want to harras me there as well !! M...
Posted by Moke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

UNCLE MOKES POONTANG RANCH !

Possum farming is fine and dandy but trying to fuck these little rascals is a job for someone a little quicker than me...besides...the little bastards got sum sharp teeth and I have the scars to prove...
Posted by Moke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the Spankin Machine!!

I'm building a spankin machine in my basement...yea you heard me right...a SPANKIN MACHINE!!!!...it's gonna be awesome...I'm using an engine from a snow blower and sum manikin hands I been stealin fr...
Posted by Moke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST