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Ivan. the. Terrible.™

if you touch me, i won't break

About Me

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hi.
i'm ivan.
i start every about me with the same 2 lines.
i'm an optimist.
i don't have any regrets.
i feel with every failed relationship i'm coming closer to finding my soulmate.
i listen to music that most people consider odd.
there is no worst sin in life than being boring.
i love my dog, princess sophia.
i am willing to try anything once.
i can't stay mad for more than half an hour, life is too short.
i like when someone holds my hand.
my best friend is caity b. and it's been that way for two years.
i adore lindsay lohan, despite the fact that she is disliked by most and ridiculed by all of my friends.
i don't follow trends.
i don't always make the best hair and clothing choices, but again you only live once.
i miss my hair extensions.
i want a happy ending... the kind you read in fairytales and see in movies.
i'm gay, yeah im throwing that in the middle of my about me because that isn't what defines me as a person.
i enjoy dancing, even though i dance poorly.
i am very nice despite what you think or what some people say.
i DO NOT talk shit about people,
despite what two silly little girls
in my town believe. anything i have said
in the past or say in the present/future
is the truth. as they say the truth hurts.
i'm obssessed with corny, low budget horror
movies of the 70's, 80's and 90's.
i don't associate with any religion, it isn't that i don't believe in god, it's just i havent found him/her yet.
i like to laugh, and love to make people laugh. i can make you laugh even if you are FURIOUS with me.
i'm not all there... which translates to i'm wierd/eccentric and some people even believe i'm crazy.
i'm from long island. yes i have a long island accent, and i love it.
boston sucks, i honestly don't care who i offend by saying that.
i'm short, very short.
i'm underweight, but i'm trying to get healthy.
i love my friends.
i respond to most messages and comments.
at this point i'm rambling so i'm gonna
say that this is officially the end.

My Interests




michael almeida
my boyfriend
my everything

I'd like to meet:


secks meh up

Music:


lindsay lohan
amy winehouse
the blood brothers
pink martini
joanna newsom
celebration
goldfrapp
frou frou
drop dead gorgeous
shiny toy guns
a heartwell ending
freezepop
peaches
sin with sebastian
esthero
the cranberries
paul oakenfield
the sounds
lady sovereign
fischerspooner
paris hilton

Movies:


Spice World
Dead Alive
Anchorman
Mean Girls
Snakes on a Plane
Beetlejuice
Sleepy Hollow
Mars Attacks!
Just Friends
House of Wax
The Wedding Date
House on Haunted Hill
Charlies Angels
Josie And The Pussycats
Stay Tuned
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Heroes:



lindsay lohan

caity b.

mikey

jesse

cathy

corinne

bowie

graham

erica

vincent

sarah j. amechazurra

jane

jay jay

natalie

amanda leigh

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Posted by Ivan. the. Terrible.™ on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 09:32:00 PST