Member Since: 3/8/2006
Band Members: Lead Guitar: Sean Cocktail.Lead Bass: Keith Lorraine.Lead Drums: Phil English.Vocals: Dave Grolsch, Billy Con Carne, Vinne Latte, Wayne "Grilled" Whopper, Jake Beans, Chuck a L’Orange & Ray Bentos.Rhythm Guitars: David Lee Broth, Chuck Berry, Pulpo Diddly, Hank Starvin, Fryin May, Johnny Marzipan, Jimmy Sage, Eggy Van Halen, Carlos Sultana & Beef Richards.Double Bass: Noel Breadding, Roger "Tonic" Waters, Jacko Potato, Squid Vicious, Paul Cinnamon, Jar Wobble, & The Ox.Clarinet: Acker Milk.Vibes: Roy Hares.Sitar: Ravi Oli.Spoken Word: Grilled Scott-Heron, Ivor Cutlery & Lee Scratch Perrins.Guest Keyboards: Jock Au Vin.Hammond: Eggs.Moog Synthesisers: John Lard & Rick Cakeman.Piano: Thelonious Monkfish, Fats Dominopizza & Herb Hancock.Ukulele: George Prawnby.Trumpets: Chet Bacon, Roy Castlemaine, Fizzy Gillespie & Coulis Armstrong.Backing Vocals: Marlene Diet-Rich, Chris De Beurre, Lloyd Coleslaw, Crisp Kristofferson, Floured Jones, Nat King Bowl, Art Garfunkels, Mick Jagermeister, Gene Simmers, Juice Dickinson, Pasty Kline, Damon Allbran, Veal Sedaka, Celine Dijon, Roger Poultry, Neil Diamondwhite, Eric Boudin, Naan Morrison, Shellfish Presley, Frank Grappa, Gorge Michael, Nana Cherry, Simon Le Bun, Mango Jerry, Randy Crawfords, Martin Fry, Meatloaf, Genesis Porridge, Bryan Sherry, Meal Young, Marc Almond, Jim Morrisons, Shirley Bassetts, Peter Nosh, Kirsch Cobain, Tuna Turner, P.J Harveys, Bob Barley, "Sparkling" Perry Como, Hall & Oats, Jello Biafra, Gram Parsnips, Doner Blackman, Lynee Guinee, Carrie Fisher.Irish Duo: Fosters & Alan.Greek Wedding Singers: Demis Rouxsauce & Banana Moussecoulis.Voice-overs: Trebor Howard, David Sachet, John Nettlesoup, Bill Pate-son, Arthur Lowefat, Gabriel Burns, Brian Gruel, John "Yog" Hurt, Rowan Napkinson, Marlon Brandy, Windsor "Soup" Davis, Quentin Crisp, Kidney Poitier, Nicholas Sarsons, Pizza Poselthwaite, Aberdeen Angus Deyton, Michael Jambon, Granual Day-Lewis, Judi Tench, Thora Perch, Lawrence Fishbone, Christopher Ecclescake, Basil Rathbone, Jaques Tato, Anthony Quail, John Cheese, Richard O’ Brie-n, Alec Guiness & Telly Saveloy.Front Of House: Des O’Sconner, Vince Pie, Bjorn Ville, Sir Henry Fondant, Terry Yaki & Noel Eggmonds.Costumes: Donutella Versace, Calvin Brine, Carl Lager-Feld, Stella McCartney, Jimmy Chew.Dancers: Bread Astaire, Ginger Rogers, Yul Dinner, Liza Minnestrone, Cathy Au Lait, Muriel Pavlova, Milkshakin’ Stevens, Doner Summer.
Skiing Instructor: Brad Wurst.Skating Instructors: Torgrill & Bean.Cricket Coaches: Steve Parmesan, Graeme Hickory & Alan Lamb.Football Coaches: Gary Breville, Bowl Campbell, Diego Marrow-Doner, Foodvan Nistleroy, Ruud Mullet, Dairy Henri, Spam Alladyce, Hernan Crispo, Eggdar Davids.Golf Coach: Leadbutter.Snooker Coach: Ronnie "Roquette" O’ Sullivan.Tennis Coaches: Pat Cashew, Tim Helmans, Fred Peri, Andy Murraymints, Martini Navratilova, Greg Rusedskiyogurt & Entree Agassi.Voice Trainers: Lucianno Pavlova, Hoisin Carreras & Hulio Creme-Anglaisias.Fitness Trainers: The Fridge, Chunk Norris, Chris Boddingtons, Lawrence Dallolio, Carol "Double" Decker, Gorgonzola Budd, Sebastian Roe, Will Carling & Steve Clam.Executive Team: Breadginald Perrin, Richard Branston, Lee Bowyers, Roy Alwithcheese, Clive Slice, Chris Packet & Benedict Eggs.Stunt Coordinator: Jean Claud Van Ham.Video Directors: Michael Dinner, John Boarman, Rusk Meyer, Sam Ramen, Dennis Potted, Derek Jarman, Oliver Scone, Ken Poach, Malt Disney, Derek Jacobiscuits, David Lunch, Sam Fullers, Kenneth Brannigans, Trevor Naan, David Lean, Bruce Robinsons, Brian De Parmaham, David Kronenburg & Paul Haggis.Security Logistics: Freddy Kruger, Chad Michael Curry, Chris Taschio, Jake Au Poivre, George Colemans, Tucker Jenkins, Cassius Clay Pidgeon Cassoulet & Ham Solo.L.A Office: Wok Hudson, Errol Flan, Lee Starvin, Swede McQueen, Tato Oatmeal, Chive Owen, Shirley McCains, Rennet Zellweger, Texmex Harrison, Christopher Plummer, Burt Lancashirehotpot, Spam Ackroyd, John Belsushi, Rutger Flour, Margaux Kidder, Robert De Miso, Dustin Scoffman, Spencer "Milk" Tracy, Lee Van Beef, Burnt Reynoldss, Nicholas Sage, Mince Vaughn, Russell "Sprout" Crowe, Dennis Chopper, John Grain, Tom "Lamb" Hanks, Christian Ale, Hugh Grants, Meryl Steep, Yaphet Cocoa, Dudley Moreish, Chow Yun Fat, Portion Welles, Anthony Quince, Chef Bridges, Moules Brynner, Buster Eaten, Bhuna Thurman, Dean Tartin, Warren Meaty, Pomme Cruise, Stan Sorrel, Oliver Hardys, Lentil Tarantino, Pilchard Gere, Shaquille O’Meal, Gruel Brynner, Paella Lugosi, Joe Peche, Tilda "Basmati" Swinton, Liz Taylors, Wesley Snipe, James Bean, Jack Pickleson, Grilla Jovovich, Orlando Bloomer, Goldie Prawn, Kevin Bacon, Jack Blackpudding, Mint Eastwood, John Malkovichyssoise, Dustin Hoffmeister, Kevin Costcutters, Johnny Dip, Robert Robertsons, Pretzel Washington, Michael Game, Tin Robbins, Al Cappuccino, John Grain, Barry Pepper, Sam Meal, Stanley Baxters, Ted Damson, Mark Ruffalo..zarella, Richard Rowntrees, Eddie Murphys, Shirley Eaten, Billy Bob Thorntons, Danny Doritos, Christopher Walkers, Sean Bean, Boris Curloff, Pierce Brosnaan, Roger Boar & Gregory Peckish.Rappers: Iced Tea, Soup Dog, Vanilla Ice, Marshall Mallow, Ice Cube & Puff Daddies.Mr. Cocktail’s guitar tech: Tim Sum.Mr. Lorraine’s bass tech: Jacko Pastrami.Mr. English’s drum techs: Keith Prune, Larry Mullet Junior.
Legal Advisors: Ally McVeal, Judges Bread & Pickles.Secretary: Lois Maxwellhouse.Press Officers: Brian O’Hamraham, Joan Bakewell, David Frosties, Trevor McDonalds, Okra Winfrey, Jeremy Paxo & Jam Leeming.Transport Operatives: Nigel Mancelery, Pedro De La Rosso, Tony Sardine, Richard Hammondeggs, Enzo Ferrero, Heinz Harald-Frentzen, Gerhard Burger, Jenson Button-Mushroom & Ross Prawn.Van fuel provided by: Sheik Unnotstirred.Guest Producers: John Kale & Cubby Broccoli.Lyrical Coordinator: Tim Rice.Political Advisors: Jimmy Starter, Dough Molam, Al Gorge, Martin "Burger" King, Pol Potnoodle, George Bushmills, General Pinotchet, Rev Ian Parsley, Coffee Anaan, Lord Sainsburys, Flapjack "Cheese" Straw, Che Guava, Gordons Brown, Marco Polo, Grilliam Hague, Thomas Pepperson, Caspar Wineburger, Sconedeleeza Rice, "Spotted" Dick Cheney, Edwina Curry, Harriet Barman, Diane Abbotts, Flan Widdecombe, Oswald Muesli & Michael Tortillo.Q.C: Sherry Blair.Private Yacht Skipper: Captain Beefheart.Groupies: Catherine Eater-Jones, Gail Porter, Julienne Moore, Angelina Rolypoly, Christina Bicci, Jelly Agutter, Greta Starchy, Natalie Porkman, Brandy Newton, Franka Polenta, Sadie Frosties, Skate Winslet, Emily Browning, Grace Kelloggs, Brew Barrymore, Saffron Burrows, Jean Shrimpton, Ingrid Burger, Grater Garbo, Hilary Plum-Duff, Fizz Hurley, Cook Shields, Grillian Anderson, Melony Griffith, Sam Foxes, Brigitte Margeaux, Jennifer Aniseed, Marilyn Merlot, Jane Fondue, Reese Withaspoon, Juliet Brioche, Jennifer Garnish, Kelly MacDonalds, Tara Parmaham Tomkinson, Pan Anderson, Pastry Kensit, Cake Blanchett, Raquel Welk, Diana Fig, Halle Berry, Uma Thermos, Emily Wotsits, Kelly McGuinness, Karen Glace, Cybill Shepherdspie, Julie Crispy, Amanda De Cabernet, Sophie Daal, Barbara ’Q’ Beef, Lady Thai, Jan Pagne, Rebecca De Cod-Mornay, Sushi Quattro & Claudia Carbonara.Criminal Mastermind: Girth Frobe.Band Hero: Achillis.Studio Architect: Crisptopher Wren.Pisspot Collectors: Pete Dougherty, Jane Foody, Leonardo Di Capriciosa & Food Law.Pyrotechnics: Aga Khan, Peter Greechum, Pete Freans, Sam Wich, Doug Nut, Alan Partridge & Gravy Jones.Meteorological Analyser: Michael Fish.Travel Agent: Thomas Cook.Band Jeweller: Theo Fennel.Pilot: Keith Roe.Religious Advisors: Quakers, John The Bap-Tist, Mahatma Candy & Billy "Golden" Grahams.Promoter: Vince Sour.Comperes: Ale & Mace.Road Crew: Eric Bistow, Fill Mitchell, Grants Mitchell, Frank Butcher & Keith Stroganoff.Private Investigators: Chief Inspector Ouzo, Cracker, Inspector Sauce, Magnum P.I.E & Jim Rocquefort.Bodyguards: Hulk Loganberrry & Mixture T.Catering: Penelope Quiche, Peter Bowls, Prawn Connery, Joan Crawfords, Tuesday Whelk, Snack Nicholson, Bo Dean, John Tartufo, Jenny Eclair, Alfred Se Molina, Nina Schnitzel, Raclette Welch, Eggy Ashcroft, Debbie McGhee, Spoon Whitfield, Clive Bun, Martha Carne, Soup Pollard, Havelock Delice, Tara Masalata, Stew Fearnley Whittingstall, Prune Leith, Timmy Mallard, Marco Pierre Eggwhite, Cathy Bakes, Peter Cook, Fred Halibut, Joan "Chocolate" Fontaine, Michael Dinner, Laurence Olivio, Jack Lemon, Sid Delicious, Macca Rooney, Caramel Vorderman, Sean Penne, Kate Crumble, Bruce Campbells, Pam Au Chocolat, Jerry Trifle, Angelo Delight, Brad Pitta, Jasper Carrot, Tim Broth, Ken Brulee & Hamish Pastry.Sauce Chefs: Paul Newman, Kit Chup & Marie Rose.Matrons: Gloria Honeyford & Calorie Singleton.Timelords: Patrick Trouton, Tom Baker, Colin Baker & Sylvester McCoys.Barstaff: Ethanol Hawke, Harveys Keitel, Rosanne Bar, Oliver Mead, Dame Edna Beverage, John Sessions, Gin Bowen, Robert Duval, Alison Moet, Sir Ranulph Wines, Alice Beer, Anais Gin, Jodie Fosters, Patsy Wine, Richard Beer, Brunello Brooks, Pinot Palladino, Cruton Rothschild, Billy Cristal, Tom Collins, Don Darius, Jim Fizz, Tom Booze, Bud Weiser, James Cockburns, Captain Morgan Freeman, Di Mondwhite, Frangelico Huston, Iggy Pop, Jacob Screek, Steve Martini & Bianco Jagger.Vinters: Vin Diesel, Peter Cellars, Pinot De Laurentis, Penelope Cru & Frances De Latour.Biographers: Arthur Conan Oil, P.G. Cookhouse, Mary Jelly, C J J Berry, Bramley Stoker, Muriel Gravy, Salmon Rushdie, William Cakespeare, Graham Greens, Eggdar Rice Burritos, Creamo Levi, Cans Christian Anderson, Flan Kundera, Freezer May Alcott, Pea H Lawrence, Threepack Chopra, Vladivar Nabokov, Arundbhaji Roy, E.M. Fosters, Will Selfraisingflour, Aga Thachristie, Harold Pinter, Ian McEwans, Flan O’Brien, Germaine Gruyere & J.K. Rowlingpin.Band Poets: Lord Alfred Venison, John Onion, Ezra Poundofsausages, Dante Gabriel Risotto, Geoffrey Saucer, William Flake, Rudyard Kipling (Mr.), Fullup Larkin & Eggfried Sassoon.Keith’s Missus: Sophia Lorraine.Brian’s Missus: Leslie Mash.Sleeve Art: Robert Crumb, Edvard Munch, Francis Bacon, Patrick Cauliflower, Avocado Da Vinci, Pablo Piccalilli, Salvador Baji, Damian Thirst, Cocoa Ono, Candy Warhol & Jackson Pollock.Accountants: Earl Grey, Sir Loins & Stir Alan Sugar.Clarence House Connections: Her Royal Fryness Camilla Parker-Bowls & Lord Mountbattenburg.Terrorist Network: Osama Bin Larder, Jerry Adnams, Martin McGuiness & Yasser Marrowfat.Support Acts: Cream, Status Dough, The Sweet, Earth Wind & Fryer, Fish, Guru Nosh, Chop Suey Lewis & The News, Cherry Garcia & The Grate-full Spread, Forkwind, The Bread Kennedys, Bobby Gilles-pie & Primal Cream, Simply Bread, William Topping, Chive Bunny, The Kale F, Thom Yorkie & Radiobread, Bread Or Alive, Goldfrappuccino, Neep Purple, The Breading Present, The Rolling Scones, Killing Yoke, Arctic Monkeynuts, Buns & Roses, Coldplaice, Motorbread, Britney "Asparagus" Spears, Wu Tang Flan, Bread, The Peach Boys, The Meatles, Smokey Bacon & The Miracles, Fine Young Cannibals, Kaiser Chefs, The Stodgidy, Black Grape, Eat Meat Manifesto.On The Decks: Norman Cook, Danny Baker, John Peel, Crisp Evans, Ed "Stewpot" Stewart, Chris Boils, Tony Blackbun, Simon Mayo, Jonathan Rotisserie & Meat Tong.Band Psychiatrists: Carl Mungbeans & Sigmond Fried.Band Philosophers: Arisbottle, Glaze Pascal, Martin Friedegger, Pie Thagoras & Plate O.Secretary to the Manager: Marie Spipa.Band Waiters: Hugh Jelpings, Lars Portion.Band Medic: Dr. Harf Alarga.Romantic Inspiration: Keith Stew, Anne Dumplings.Production/Reduction: Stock, Bacon & Watermelon.Engineer: Stephen Fry MBH.Artistic Director: Pub Daddy Coombes.Technical Director: Kenny Lunch.Manager: Brian Mash GBH.
Influences: Ham Grenade.
Sounds Like: BLITZ-KRUG / ALCHO-POP
Record Label: Bitch Transmissions
Type of Label: Indie