hEY TO THE WORLD! mY NAME IS amy joy AND IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY NOTICED, i'M A narcissus. i BELIEVE THAT WHEN YOU LOOK AS GOOD AS ME, iT'S NOT HARD TO BE IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF! i LOVE MYSELF AND SIMPLY ADORE OTHERS (except Mike, I love my man.) i'M USUALLY THE CENTER OF ATTENTION AND THAT'S JUST FINE WITH ME. i GET ALONG WITH EVERYONE AND LOVE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. pEOPLE ARE ALWAYS ATTRACTED TO MY PRESSENCE EVEN BEFORE THEY KNOW ME. i LOVE LIFE AND EVERYTHING IN IT. i ABSOLUTELY HATE DRAMA. i DON'T INVOLVE MYSELF IN THE AFFAIRS OF CHILDISH ISSUES. mY MOTTO IS "pEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY'S, iF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM IT'S ALWAYS FUN TO PUSH THEM DOWN STAIRS." i ALSO SUPPORT GREAT MUSIC (aS YOU CAN SEE ON MY FRIENDS LIST.) i WILL ADD ALL GREAT BANDS AND FANS OF GREAT MUSIC. sPAMMERS AND pHISHERS BEWARE... iF YOU THINK YOU HAVE A PLACE TO POST CRAPPY COMMENTS AND ADVERTISE YOUR CRAP, tHEN YOUR SADLY MISTAKEN, i WILL BOOT YOUR HAPPY ASS OFF! iF YOU LIKE MY PAGE, LEAVE A COMMENT SO THE WORLD CAN SEE! AMY JOY
Seven Deadly Sins Survey:
Wrath
Who did you last get angry with? Myself
What is your weapon of choice? My hands
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Yes
How about the same sex? Yes
Who was the last person who got really angry at you? My kids
What is your pet peeve? People who leave X-mas lights up all year
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I can forgive, but I never forget
Sloth
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? Take my medicine
What is the latest you've ever woken up? I never sleep
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Old friends
What is the last lame excuse that you made? I have to wash my hair
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Yes
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? Why postpone the inevitable?
Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Starbucks French Vanilla Frappppucccchinnoooo yum!
Are you a meat eater? Yes
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Too much
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits? Yes
Do you enjoy candy and sweets? No
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods? Sweet
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"? No
Greed
How many credit cards do you own? One
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? Blow it
Would you rather be rich or famous? Rich
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? Yes
Pride
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? Went back to school
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? Got a divorce
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life? Travel the world
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Yes
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Yes
Have you ever cheated to get a better score? Yes
What did you do today that you're proud of? Woke up
Lust
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)? Too many
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? Too many
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? Yes
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? Shoulders
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons? Yes
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Yes
Envy
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Jen's hair straightener
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? No one
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be? Myself
Have you ever been cheated on? Yes
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Yes
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Patience
What deadly sin...
Do you do the most often? Pride
Do you do the least often? Envy
Is your favorite to act on? Wrath
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