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Devennie

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About Me

Off the road for now... back in the city of brotherly love, good old Philadelphia. I still enjoy sitting on my butt, giggling about funny thoughts in my head, and eating pretzles. Like, a lot of pretzles. Maybe it's the salt, I dunno... Oh, and things that are hot. You know, pockets, wings...
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My Interests

I played on a pool team back in PA, but then got bitten by the Texas Hold 'em bug... It's addictive, I warn you! I occasionally write, but sometimes inspiration is slow coming, and procrastination rears its ugly head.

I'd like to meet:

Lewis Black, Edward Norton, Kevin Smith (this one, for some reason, seems the most possible, seeing as how we're both Jersey Boys), Lyza (my future Oscar date), Jon Stewart, Tom Hanks

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Music:

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Movies:

One of the funniest scenes in movie history... this shit never gets old. From "Porky's." Enjoy!

Television:

Heroes, Smallville and 24

Books:

Favorites include The DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons, Fifty Dead Men Walking, It, and An Askew View (a book about the films of Kevin Smith)

My Blog

Wanted: Santa Claus

Did you ever notice that certain holidays center around a celebration of permitted criminal activity? I'm not talking about events such as Mardi Gras, Cinco de Mayo and to a point, Saint Patrick...
Posted by Devennie on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 09:36:00 PST

Credit or Debit?

Just recently, I returned from a trip to Florida performing the amazingly creepy works of one Mr. Edgar Allan Poe.  I gotta tell ya... getting paid to act out stories from one of the greatest wri...
Posted by Devennie on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:03:00 PST

End of a Six-Year Relationship

Today, I broke up with the only girl who has been there for me through everything for the past six and a half years...  It was rougher than I anticipated. I gave up the pink slip to my ...
Posted by Devennie on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 01:32:00 PST

A Great Day

I started this year out with a wonderfully optimistic attitude, due almost exclusively to the fact that yours truly was to be a paid performer for 10 months out of the year.  Always the goal of a...
Posted by Devennie on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 05:35:00 PST

Damn Yankees

I don't really like the New York Yankees.  Frankly, their continued presence in the running for the national title year in and year out gets boring pretty fuckin quick.  I'd much rather root...
Posted by Devennie on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 02:24:00 PST

Who I'd like to meet...

Ok... so everyone's Myspace profile includes a section with the heading "Who I'd like to meet."  It's a cute notion, allowing someone the opportunity to give their heroes a well earned (albe...
Posted by Devennie on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 04:47:00 PST

Post THIS

Time to vent, dammit.  And those of you who read this and agree, please throw your two cents in.  Hell, if we raise enough money, maybe we can buy our own planet where mundane stupid shit do...
Posted by Devennie on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 08:06:00 PST

Last Tango in Texas...

Three more performance days left here at the Scarborough Renaissance Faire, then I'm off to get down and dirty in the muddy waters of Eminence, Kentucky.  My first ever trip to the Lone Star Stat...
Posted by Devennie on Thu, 25 May 2006 03:38:00 PST

New Addiction

I have a new addiction.  Sometimes I'm using it twice or three times a day, maybe more...  Even though it's new to me, millions of others are also addicts, so that makes me feel better knowi...
Posted by Devennie on Fri, 12 May 2006 02:07:00 PST

The less-than-perfect storm...

Ok...  Those of you who know me are aware of my origins.  Jersey boy by birth and upbringing...  PA boy by college and alcoholic trials-by-fire.  Both of these states are no strang...
Posted by Devennie on Fri, 05 May 2006 02:13:00 PST