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~laurelai~

Well, butter my butt & call me a biscuit...img src=http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b11/texasla

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator"Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one that I've never tried." ~Mae West~ That could sum me up...but, to be a bit more thorough- I guess you could say that I am a little bit country and a little bit rock and roll. I'm wild, a little crazy, a lot of fun...and I love a good time. I believe in living life to it's fullest. I love my friends & family, and always try to be there for them. I do not trust very easily, but I believe in giving everyone I meet a fair chance. I will do what I can for the people I care about, but if I ever feel like my friendship has been taken advantage of - i'll be gone faster than a 12 pack at an AA meeting! I am a true Scorpio to the bone. The most important things to me in any relationship, whether it be a lover or a friend is honesty & trust - without those, what's the point? I am very independent, self-sufficient, and hardworking. I smoke, I drink, and I say FUCK alot! I am a 100% Texas girl- born and raised- thru and thru. "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend." ~ Albert Camus Dance as if no one is watching you, Love as if you have never loved before, Sing as if no one can hear you, Live each day as if it were your last.

My Interests

My Catholic Art Fetish, El Dia de Los Muertos, Trains, Tattoos, Pirates, Lone Star, Dollar Beer Nights, Road Trips, Skulls, Frank Kozik Poster Art - or Poster Art in General, Reading, Sewing, Collecting Odd Things, Meeting Odd People, Human Oddities, Freaks, Freakshows. Sex, Bondage, Sex in Unusual Places. Italian food, BBQing, Beer, Peche Lambic, Whiskey, Tequila, Yummy Cider (the boozy kind)...Redneck boys who like to drive trucks & shoot guns, Greasy guys with tattoos & hot rods. Margaritas on the patio. Traveling. Trying new things. Good Bands, Live Music. My Friends, My Family & Texas.

I'd like to meet:

A gaggle of Mexican Midget wrestlers so I can have my own Lucha Libre BBQers and Beer drinkers A good and honest mechanic, someone to clean my house, do my laundry and give me regular massages! Or Just some good ol' company.

Music:

I listen to a wide variety of music but my favorites are (to narrow it down) probably Hank III & the Nekromantix...but I also love what some would call "Alt Kuntry" or "Cowpunk" ~ The Von Erich's, Mulehead, Old 97's, Jon Wayne, Wayne Hancock, DBT, Slobberbone, The Gourds, and Scott H. Biram. I also listen to Western Swing, really old country & Texas country. I also like the 70's country that I grew up listening to, and some 80's stuff thrown in...like Jesus & Mary Chain, UVS, Love & Rockets, Pet Shop Boys...etc. I love songs that are stories & ones that make me think. I also have a regular hankering for some good old Rockabilly &/or Punk Rock... My cd player usually includes: what's listed above & Johnny Cash, Hank Sr., Mike Ness solo, Social D, Jane's Addiction, Supersuckers, Deadbolt, Willie, Unknown Hinson, Shooter Jennings, The Clash, SLF, The Damned, The Koffin Kats, The Meteors, Thin Lizzy, Butthole Surfers, The Cramps, The Vandals, Anti Nowhere League, Leftover Crack, The Distillers, Deadboys, The Runaways, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Beastie Boys, Dinosaur Jr., George Jones, Waylon, Merle, David Allen Coe, Patsy, Loretta...just to name a few...

Movies:

Barfly, True Romance, Shaun Of The Dead, O' Brother Where Art Thou, Devil's Rejects, Love and A .45, Goodfellas, Orgazmo, Dogma, Snatch, Boondock Saints, Raising Arizona, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Goonies....

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Gilmore Girls, Law & Order, CSI, Grays Anatomy, Dirty Jobs, My Name is Earl...Oh, and when I have cable: Discovery, TLC, Foresensic Files, Court T.V., City Confidential - all that kinda stuff!

Books:

Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole; Diary of a Drug Fiend - Aleister Crowley; A Sentimental Education - Gustav Flaubert; The Skirt & The Fiddle, Lord of the Barnyard - Tristan Egolf; Jitterbug Perfume - Tom Robbins; The Stranger - Albert Camus; All books by Douglas Coupland.

Heroes:

First and foremost...My Momma- may she rest in peace...also my Dad..He will always be the top of the list in my hero book. Next, Anne Bonney and Mary Read -the first known female pirates. The one and only Mr. Johnny Cash.

My Blog

Texas Girls...

Ha!  Thank you Sarahtonin - This is Greatness! Boston girls are pretty New York girls are smart But it takes a Texas girl To win a fella's heart Florida girls are tan Vegas girls are hoes But wh...
Posted by ~laurelai~ on Wed, 30 May 2007 02:09:00 PST

Me?

Your Personality ProfileYou are dreamy, peaceful, and young at heart.Optimistic and caring, you tend to see the best in people.You tend to be always smiling - and making others smile.You are shy and i...
Posted by ~laurelai~ on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:12:00 PST

Lone Star~ It's a Texas thing....

So you wanna know why Lone Star and Lone Star Light.  Or maybe you want to convince a friend why.  Maybe this might help!  If this doesn't work ask your friend for $20 and go to the sto...
Posted by ~laurelai~ on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 02:24:00 PST

Pictures...

These are just a few pictures of some of the people I've loved, people i've lost, and people I miss..........
Posted by ~laurelai~ on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:13:00 PST

One of my favorites...

Wagon Wheel - Old Crow Medicine Show .hov:hover{background-color:yellow}Music Video:Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone.....
Posted by ~laurelai~ on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:09:00 PST

My look alikes...

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Posted by ~laurelai~ on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:57:00 PST

Aunt Laurie

I am an aunt again!!  My eldest sister had a beautiful baby girl last night. I know her name is Katie (Kathryn), I am so excited and can't wait to meet her.  I am hoping to go to the hosp...
Posted by ~laurelai~ on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:41:00 PST

Keys to my heart...Yes - I am just killing time again...

The Keys to Your HeartYou are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.You'd like to your ...
Posted by ~laurelai~ on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 08:40:00 PST

Happiness is....

I love this song...it makes me smile...you know, it makes me think that maybe one day I will meet the one to sing this with...ok,ok...I know, hopeless romantic.  No, scratch that, I mean to say -...
Posted by ~laurelai~ on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 11:59:00 PST

Killing time...again.

1. what was the last reality show you watched?Reality show...?  Hum, don't know...I did watch a documentary series on PBS the other night, it was really interesting, called "Sexual Studies". ...
Posted by ~laurelai~ on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:13:00 PST