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Miss Winona

I am here for Friends

About Me

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done

My Interests

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

I'd like to meet:

Stephen Fry, Richard Dawkins, Penn Gillette, whoever stole my great grandma's garnet brooch, and my Grandma Betty.

Music:

Bjork, Camper Van Beethoven, Chaka Khan, The Figgs,Ordinary K, Leonard Cohen, Jeff Buckley, Mike Patton and his multiple projects, Jennifer Charles, Marvin Gaye, Soul Coughing, Cracker, The Beatles, Devotchka, Liz Phair, Billie Holiday, Elvis Costello, The Old 97's, Jim Croce, Cat Stevens, Ann Margaret (still sexy in her golden years), Prince, Matthew Sweet, Radiohead(yes, everyone loves Radiohead),Hendrix, The Dead Milkmen, Bill Withers, Pete Yorn, Wilco, Richard Cheese, Cibo Matto, TMBG, Queen, Simon and Garfunkel, Bob Marley, Sistah Robi and her Hawaiian Bretheren. I like a pretty wide range as long as there isn't an excess of twang or "yipping". These are my classics.

Movies:

The Usual Suspects, Nine to Five, Muriel's Wedding, Head-On (I don't know the German Translation), any thing by James Whale (Bride of Frankenstein, The Old Dark House), Harold and Maude, The Time of Our Lives, Amadeus, Dangerous Liasons, Ghost in the Shell, The Exorcist, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, To Sir With Love, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Roger and Me, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, The Meaning of Life, The Life of Brian, Henry and June, The Pink Panther (original), Akira,Doctor Zhivago, Hmmm...I love the work of Kubrick, Polanski, and Forman....

Television:

Blackadder, Jeeves and Wooster, Monty Python, Kids in the Hall, Law and Order and the umpteen spin offs, Nova, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, Six Feet Under, Emergency Vets and lots of Animal Planet, Red Dwarf, Doctor Who, Lost, South Park, Tenacious D, Lost...I haven't had television for a while, but I can still remember the taste...Especially now that I've got a new tutor with his Brit-com DVDs!

Books:

Authors: H.P. Lovecraft, P.G. Wodehouse, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Henry Miller, Oscar Wilde, Truman Capote, Suetonius, Tacitus, David Sedaris, Augustine Burrows, Lewis Carrol, so many... authors with a spirit for the absurd.

Heroes:

My Mom, My Great Grandparents, My Baba, My Dede, My Brothers (Kurt, Keith, and Shaun), Ella Grasso, Bill Harris, Nanami Shiiki, Lois and Peter Gatto. Kristin, Mariah, and Elena Shippey, Owen and Julia Kress, Becky Nicosia and her lovely children, Walter McTeigue Jr., Richard Dawkins, LJR - LoML - thank you for you.

My Blog

GAY WIZARDS

Is it just me or is anyone else annoyed with JK Rowlings revealing that Dumbledore is gay?  Why am I annoyed?    1.  If we are supposed to be "happy" that Dumbledore is gay - why ...
Posted by Miss Winona on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:22:00 PST

The nature of things...being eaten alive...

Ozzie is five months old. She's a lovely little sparrow - raised from an evicted chick and now a member of our menagerie/family. She would have died without us, and is now too tame for release. Spa...
Posted by Miss Winona on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 07:02:00 PST

Abiogenesis in Enfield Connecticut

My mom, like many suburban 50 something middle-income homeowner moms in America, has a fish pond in her backyard.It's a nice little "pond" for a Petco fixer-upper. Home to the three Nemos and tastefu...
Posted by Miss Winona on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:01:00 PST

Assuaged

Well, that's better.   That's about I have to say about that.   My can of whoopass can be saved for later.
Posted by Miss Winona on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:44:00 PST

Ticked off and fed up

I'm usually a fairly forgiving, no big deal kind of girl, but I've got to say that I was pushed to the edge last night.   Let's just say that if someone gets a parking ticket, they should tell th...
Posted by Miss Winona on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 08:45:00 PST

Blissed Out

He washed my hair, gave me a killer scalp massage, acted shocked when he learned my age, and gave me a sweet and sexy Bob cut.   My thanks to Kale, the cute guy from Utah who gave me a chop at Vi...
Posted by Miss Winona on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 01:00:00 PST

Donation Only

They won't let me donate blood because I don't weigh 110 lbs.   They rejected my eggs because I'm too "multi-ethnic"...and now my yolks are just "too old to be viable".   I'm on the marrow b...
Posted by Miss Winona on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:40:00 PST

Chop

I'm thinking of cutting my hair - short.   For the first time since I was Three.   Any Suggestions?   How shallow and vapid am I?  :)  I'm blogging about my hair....
Posted by Miss Winona on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 07:14:00 PST

iPhone

Maybe I've just been watching too much Doctor Who lately, but this iPhone thing has me a little concerned.   I have trouble embracing a device that is so cute and useful and promoted and desired ...
Posted by Miss Winona on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:57:00 PST

A silent spring with second chances.

When my grandmother was a young girl, she wanted to go to college and study medicine. Her father, however, felt that 'All a girl needs is a good secretarial school". While this is definately true i...
Posted by Miss Winona on Sun, 27 May 2007 07:06:00 PST