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Barry

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About Me

.. Good ol' Big Brother MySpace deleted all my info and I just noticed it. Fuck it. Too much to sum up in one little web page anyway. Click here for a sexed up version of this profile!!
I have years of making records/cd's & videos under my belt. Here's a few videos available online for your viewing pleasure. (Right click to download. Except YouTube Links)

Music Videos I've Directed

Rich Kids on LSD - Take Me Home - YouTube

Terrorgruppe (Berlin) - Wir Mussen Raus - YouTube

Load Levelers (Seattle) - You're a Baby - YouTube

NOFX - Stickin in my Eye - YouTube

Don Cikuta (Valencia, Spain) - Accion - YouTube

Embryo Killers - Necro Nun - YouTube

Crosstops - The Making of Old Milwaukee - (YouTube Link)

Grumblefish Films

The Rent - YouTube

Mirror in the Bathroom

86'd

Other Links performing or edited

Night of the Living Room - YouTube

Zeitgeist Port-o-Pottie Fun

Crosstops (Unbuttplugged) - Someone came in Grandma's hair - (YouTube Link)

Crosstops - Live at the House of Ramses 2005 - (YouTube Link)

Crosstops - Old Milwaukee - (YouTube Link)

RKL - Rock and Roll Nitemare - (YouTube Link)

RKL - Drink Positive

By popular demand I'll upload more RKL videos sometime soon.

Crosstops Euro movies coming sometime when we get to it.

My Interests

Beer, Chicks, Quantum Physics, Existentialism, The dance of the Whirling Dervishe.

I'd like to meet:

An army of filthy rich drop dead gorgeous bi-sexual nymphomaniac super models who own liquor stores and listen to a lot of Metal.

Music:

Some of the music currently in rotation… Thin Lizzy, Moistboyz , Pork Dukes, Turbo Negro, Terrorgruppe, Tenderloin, The Dirtbombs, Supergrass, ZZ Top, Danko Jones, Harry Nilsson, Frank Zappa, Ween, Toy Dolls, ACDC, Fear, Tenacious D, Motörhead, Slayer, Mondo Generator, Lars Frederiksen & The Bastards,Bad News, Hanson Brothers, Bad Brains, The Damned,Mojo Nixon, , Misfits ,Minutemen, The Dwarves, Minor Threat, Ministry, Metallica, Alice Cooper, Albert Collins, Agnostic Front, Al Green, Agent Orange, Adolescents, Buddy Guy, Buck Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys, Brujeria, Bouncing Souls, Bo Diddley, Blowfly, Black Sabbath, Cockney Rejects, Black Flag, Big Boys, Big Black, Beck, Beastie Boys, Beach Boys, Johnny Cash,Johnny ''guitar'' Watson, John Valby, John Lennon,Joe Walsh,Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros,Joe Meek & The Blue Men,Johnny Kidd and the Pirates,Jimi Hendrix,Jerry Reed,James White & The Blacks,James Gang,James Brown,Iron Maiden,Ill Repute,Iggy Pop,Ice-T,Charlie Christian,Chaos UK,Go-Nuts,Girlschool,GG Allin,Geto Boys,Germs,George Jones,Generation X,GBH,Gang Green,Funkadelic,Fu Manchu,Free Beer, Frank Sinatra, Corrosion of Conformity,Bolt Thrower,Mrs. Miller,Mr. Bungle, Foo Fighters,Flogging Molly,Flo & Eddie,Flipper,Cycle Sluts From Hell,CW McCall,Honky Toast,The Hives, Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass,Helmet, Hasil Adkins, Hank III,Gwar,Guttermouth,Gun Club,Macabre,M.I.R.V,Louis Prima,Loretta Lynn,Devo,Detroit Cobras,Descendents, Fantômas,Fang,Faith No More,Dictators,Dickies,David Bowie, David Allen Coe,Eagles Of Death Metal, Dropkick Murphy's,Dr. Know,Dr. Hook,Don Cikuta,Howlin' Wolf,Hot Snakes,Hookers, Poison Idea,Phantom Surfers,Pat Travers,Cro-Mags,Cramps,Esquivel,Eric McFadden, Ennio Morricone,English Dogs,Eminem,Elvis Presley,Curtis Mayfield,Dimmu Borgir,Electric Frankenstein,Edgar & Johnny Winter,Eddie Cochran,SoD,Social Distortion,Snot,Snoop Dogg,Snfu,Snakefinger,Slender,Dixie Dregs, Discharge,Peter And The Test Tube Babies,DekeDickerson,Deicide,Deep Purple,Death Piggy,Dean Martin,Deadbolt,Dead Moon,Cledus Maggard & The Citizen Band,Claw Hammer,Chuck Berry, Chinga Chavin,Commander Cody And The Lost Planet Airmen,Martin Denny,Manic Hispanic,Man...or Astroman,Mack Truck, Zen Guerrilla,Zeke,Turbo AC's, Toxic Reasons,Tongue,Tom Waits,Tom Jones,Led Zeppelin,Ray Charles,Raw Power,Rancid, Ram Jam,Raimundos,Raging Slab,Rage Against The Machine,Lightning Bolt,Lightnin' Hopkins,Battalion of Saints,Barnyard Playboys,Bad Posture, B-Movie Rats,Avengers,Asylum Street Spankers,Grand Funk Railroad,Green Jello,Green Day,Sublime,Subhumans,Strung Out,Street Walkin' Cheetahs,Strapping young lad,Spinal Tap,Redneck Girlfriend, Red Sovine,Red Simpson,Red Peters,Red Cross,Really Red,Carcass,Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band,Cannibal Corpse,Candy Snatchers,Butthole Surfers,Reverend Horton Heat,REO Speedealer,Yardbirds,X-Cops,X,Wu-Tang Clan,Willie Nelson,Youth Brigade,No Means No,Nirvana,New York Dolls, Slade,Voivod,Victims Family,Vibrators,Verbal Abuse, Venom,Van Halen,MC 5,The Rolling Stones,The Rezillos,The Mothers of Invention,The Monks,The Misfits,The Mentors,The Melvins,The Meatmen,the Load Levelers,The Living End,The Lewd, The Joykiller,The Fuck Ups,The Explosion,The Exploited, Necros,Nashville Pussy,Cocksparrer, Anti-Nowhere League,Angry Samoans,Andre Williams,Anal Cunt,Rick Derringer,Richard Hell And The Voidoids,The Humpers,The Hookers,The Hives,The Heartbreakers,The Gun Club,The Grannies, the Dillinger Escape Plan,The Dictators,The Dicks,The Dickies,The Decendents, The Clash,The Circle Jerks,The Buzzcocks,The Business,The Bloodhound Gang,The Birthday Party,The Beltones,The BellRays,The Beatles,The Bar Feeders,The Animals,The Adverts,Toilet Boys, Thee Headcoatees,The Who,The White Stripes,The Ventures,Television,Junior Brown,Runaways,Screaming Lord Sutch,Screamin' Jay Hawkins,Scream,Roky Erickson,Rocket From The Crypt,Robert Johnson,Robert Fripp,Rich Kids On LSD,Dead Kennedys,Dead Boys,Dayglo Abortions,Die Toten Hosen,D.O.A.,Dave Edmunds,Dave Dudley,Cheap Trick,Judas Priest,Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers,Jon Spencer Blues Explosion,Johnny Winter,Shel Silverstein,Sham69,Sex Pistols,Sepultura,Sister Double Happiness,Sick Pleasure,Queens Of The Stone Age,Queen,Public Enemy, Dave Brockie Experience,The Specials,The Shaggs,Probot,The Tubes,The Troggs,The Trashmen,The Temptations,The Stooges,Spike Jones,Southern Culture On The Skids,Soundgarden, Ozzy Osbourne, Wesley Willis, Wendy O. Williams,Weezer, Supersuckers, Wayne Kramer,The Offenders,The Pogues,The Plasmatics,999,KISS,King Crimson,Merle Haggard, T.S.O.L,T.Rex,Otis Redding,The Ramones,Pantera,Stiff Little Fingers,Suicidal Tendencies,Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles,Dick Dale,Dick Curless,Ian Dury and the Blockheads,Larry Pierce,The Residents,Swingin' Utters,Sweet, and lots more…….

Movies:

Gawd I watch a lot of movies, tip o' da iceberg.... Attack of the Killer Tomatos, Terrorstorm, Borat, Kung Fu Hustle, Grindhouse, Death of the President, Children of Men, V for Vendetta, Shaolin Soccer, Arsenic And Old Lace, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Bedazzled (The original), Bad Santa, Team America, Dogtown and Z Boys, Slap Shot, City of Lost Children, A Dirty Shame, Fear of a Black Hat, Kung Pow, The Incredibles, Fight Club, Big Lebowski, most Hitchcock, The Good the Bad & the Ugly, Everything you wanted to know About Sex, Sleeper, Supersize Me, Dr. Strangelove, Office Space, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1 & 2, Spinal Tap, Deliverance, Blue Velvet, Kingpin, The Magic Christian, Fargo, Pulp Fiction, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Tommy, Evil dead 1 & 2, Full Metal Jacket, Wild at Heart, Chopper, Bad News, El Topo, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Best in Show, Clockwork Orange, Salvador, 200 Motels, Holy Mountain, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Animal House, Scarface, Adaptation, The Exorcist, The Man with the Golden Arm, South Park Movie, Me, Myself & Irene, Ed Wood, Monty Python’s Meaning of Life, Amelie, Something about Mary, Little Big Man, Serial Mom, Brazil, Goodfellas, The Monster, Apocalypse Now, Being There, Barfly,Shaun of the Dead, Sideways, Beavis and Butt-Head Do America, many, many more I can’t remember right now.

Television:

Tripping The Rift, History Channel doomsday shows (Why watch horror movies anymore?), Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy, Tenacious D, Chappelle Show, Mr. Show, The Daily Show, South Park, The Simpsons, Ali G, Family Guy, Real time With Bill Maher, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos, Twilight Zone, The Young Ones, Addam’s Family, Monty Python, I Dream of Jeannie, the Munsters, Reno 911, Beavis and Butthead, Prime Time Glick, 60 minutes, Comic Strip, Investigative Reports, Cold Case Files, Biography, The Night Gallery, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on the Conan show.

Books:

The Barbary Coast, Black Humor, Confederacy of Dunces, Fast Food Nation, All Greg Palast, Vintage Guitar Books, Weird U.S., The Best Democracy money can buy, Downsize this, Where the Wild Things Are, Nashville Babylon, The People’s history of the United States, Any and all Hunter S. Thompson, Martin Scorsese presents the Blues, Stupid White Men, The Da Vinci Code, All Robt. Williams, Grimm’s Fairy Tales, Bukowski, Albert Goldman’s Biography of Elvis, Phillip K. Dick, endless others I can’t recall since I give away the books after I read them. Yes, I still read. Duh. I burned through the classics as a teen, now it's all meat and potatoes.

Heroes:

You

My Blog

Laughter

It was on the news the other day that laughter burns calories. They said if you laugh 15 minutes a day you lose 4 pounds a year. Maybe that's how I remain relatively in shape considering all the beer....
Posted by Barry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I just named my butt Muhammad

I know it could be a dangerous decision but after much thought I've made up my mind and named my butt Muhammad. Islam can take it how they want but my butt is better off with that name. It's just a na...
Posted by Barry on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 01:38:00 PST

You are controlled by the Military Industrial Complex (Video Links)

If people insist on living as if there's no tomorrow, there really won't be one. - Kurt Vonnegut '07A few must see videos that explain it all. Here's a link to another must watch film that he...
Posted by Barry on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 12:24:00 PST

Been a long time I been Rockin and Rollin

Barry "D'live" Ward Recording/Performing History Been jamming for a long time and ain't stopping now. Originally wrote this diatribe laid up in the hospital with a m...
Posted by Barry on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:21:00 PST

Dumbass in da mailbox

Somehow this letter ended up in my mailbox. It had an address similar to mine but the wrong street and was addressed to no State and had no zip code. So I opened it. Some idiot in prison or jail with ...
Posted by Barry on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 08:31:00 PST

Blogs Suck

Especially this one.
Posted by Barry on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 10:28:00 PST

Politicians

Suck, suck, suck!!! They pretend to give a rats ass about people; they just want to keep their jobs. I love living here and I love my friends and family, but Im absolutely ashamed of my government...
Posted by Barry on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 02:24:00 PST

About Bomber and Jason - Article for AMP mag and thoughts

I had a real hard time dealing with all this death of old friends/band members. It kind of hit me hard. Came at a sensitive time in my life as well. Not that it was a big surprise but I wasn't prepare...
Posted by Barry on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 01:27:00 PST

Please blow up Bill OReilly

Unbelievable. In typical cheap shot right wing wacko OReilly fashion, Ol blitzkrieg Bill called for Al Qaeda to strike at San Francisco because we voted predatory military recruitment banned from SF l...
Posted by Barry on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 01:32:00 PST

Eye Boogers

Made ya look. ------------------------ Go out and play. You're wasting your time.
Posted by Barry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST