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Cat Master

let's play battlecats

About Me

My theme song is Pussy Control by The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. Also, I collect cats. ATTENTION NEW CATS... there is an overwhelming amount of new cats on the team and if I have forgotten to give you a comment, please forgive me. If you would like to recieve more cat power through a comment from the Cat Master, please feel free to ask. I have cat empathy and I realize that sometimes one comment is just not enough.

My Interests

Cats, prowling, sniffing, scratching, alleyways, catfights, Cats the musical, Black Panthers, Cat Naps, Cat Nip, Calico Cats, The Cat Walk, Ai Neko's kitty

I'd like to meet:

I only want to meet cats and anyone who can help me find cats and give them a good home - this one. Okay, so it turns out there are some other Cat clubs out there on myspace. but this club is non-discriminatory. Where other clubs/organizations collect pictures of cats, mine is open to a more general definition of cat. I originally thought of just adding people named Cat/Kat, but i accept anything cat - human, feline, animation, or object. Anyways, this is much better, the master of cat profiles if you will. Finally, please do not request to add me as your friend unless your name is cat, or cat related... unless, you can prove you will actively help in contributing to the cat master page. TO ALL YOU NEW CATS... Please let the big cat upstairs know you appreciate his name change. But, really, it's a benefit to himself too, because what kind of name is Tom when it doesn't have Cat after it. But, seriously TomCat, good work. And to all you other new cats, I'm really sorry about the botched hazing incident. We lost like three cats on that one, but man was that some amazing stuff. My hair stood as high as g-damn ron jeremy lying on his back. Good work to all the successful participants, you won't regret being on the team. And thanks again Big Cat.

Music:

Pussy Control by Prince, The Cat Came Back by Fred Penner, Cat Stevens, Def Leopard, Kitten and Thee Glitz, Cat Power, Felix Da Housecat, Glass Tiger, White Lion, Pet Shop Boys, Modest Mouse, Le Tigre, Tiger Army, Stray Cats, Meow Mix song, and anything else cat related.

Movies:

Cat In The Hat, Cats Gone Wild vol. 3, The Aristocats

Television:

That TV commercial for Battlecats is really super, Garfield, Hello Kitty, Battlecats, Azriel from the smurfs, Thundercats, Doraemon, Heathcliff, Felix the Cat , The Pink Panther, Top Cat,

Books:

Cats for Dummies, Puss in Boots, Curiosity Killed the Cat, Cat's Cradle, The Tattooed Cat

Heroes:

Sigfried and Roy's white tiger, the lady with all the cats in A Clockwork Orange, and the old, lonesome, single lady up the street with 15 cats.

My Blog

TomCat video

FEATURED VIDEO FOR JANUARYTomCat Like You've Never Seen BeforeSimonDigitalXpressions...
Posted by Cat Master on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

operation cat master

operation cat master is in full effect. i have now successfully gathered 80 cat, or cat affiliates, and we are continually increasing in numbers. we are a very organized network of cats and with the p...
Posted by Cat Master on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tomcat

I may not speak for you all, but I think it would be a very nice gesture if Tom (the Myspace guy) would change his profile name to Tomcat. If you would all let him know how much it would mean to you, ...
Posted by Cat Master on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

slow start

five friends in an hour is pretty good, but this just isn't impressive enough to brag to my mom about. let's get going cats! i know it may strike you all as weird collecting all the cats from the inte...
Posted by Cat Master on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST