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the incredible edible RUMP ROAST

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

i like stuff. i also like crap.

My Interests

dirty dirty fingernails, babies + kids, kitties + puppies, the color pink, myself + select others

I'd like to meet:

i like stuffy people. i also like crappy people.

Music:

blues, rock, indie, pop, soul + whatever else i like

Movies:

the big lebowski, the sea inside, gosford park, immortal beloved, dancer in the dark, run lola run

Television:

cosby show; arrested development; mystery science theater 3000; law & order

Books:

middlesex, the idiot, pale fire, the corrections, the road less traveled, whatever i am reading now

My Blog

basical

ly my life is just a bunch of missed connections that, upon reflection, make sense and, possibly, minor sweetness. and, though my soul will always wish it were poetry, i suppose it’s all right....
Posted by the incredible edible RUMP ROAST on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 07:42:00 PST

dear most white guys who play music

yawn you are boring. the only time that i truly embrace the feminist rant that white men control the universe is when i'm listening to the drivel that some blog swears to me is good.ps also anyone fro...
Posted by the incredible edible RUMP ROAST on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 07:18:00 PST

paralysis

i'm at a critical point. will i ignore this gnawing fear of the destructive nature of my current course or will i gather the strength, the discipline and the focus, some of which i've never been taug...
Posted by the incredible edible RUMP ROAST on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 10:19:00 PST

maybe i need to go out and experience some more

i've been chewing, digesting, regurgitating, chewing, digesting, choking onmy lazy mind can't write and now reading's just for "fun"my energy for the tortured impassioned imperativewore thin and broke...
Posted by the incredible edible RUMP ROAST on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 02:22:00 PST

you're too tall and your awkward style

back to me in true male fashioni'm appreciative of the manufactured creases in your jeansthat allow me to gain some leverage over youdon't watch you walk away... (repeat)at least not too long... ...
Posted by the incredible edible RUMP ROAST on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 02:10:00 PST

on making my life a lesson in regretting

superficial tactics don't hide the bloodrunning down my backi need to eat my own skin like i needto be near youwhen you come close to me it's likea magnetic centerdraining the iron filings of my beard...
Posted by the incredible edible RUMP ROAST on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 02:08:00 PST

the heart is a lonely hunter

the heart is a lonely hunter Body: i just read this book. i had only ever heard of it as the title of a song by the anniversary but i was looking for something to read after the latest Harry Potte...
Posted by the incredible edible RUMP ROAST on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 01:15:00 PST

my sister is in sudan

for 6 months and a day, as of today. i already miss her so much. i have this emptiness inside of me that she daily helped to assuage. we talked on the phone all the time and saw each other when we ...
Posted by the incredible edible RUMP ROAST on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 07:52:00 PST

this is dangerously self-involved rambling

i'm in the advanced stages of i don't care. it's strange, this coming of age to a place where nothing is interesting, nothing about me is any longer unique, everything is stifled yet no longer stifli...
Posted by the incredible edible RUMP ROAST on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:50:00 PST

down in the fiery world of where

there walked a doppelgirlwho made me droop and wilt to compareand thirst for what melted inside herinside her a marigold warmth of decisionof movement, quite forward, i danced rings aroundto impede an...
Posted by the incredible edible RUMP ROAST on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:30:00 PST