I be a pirate. Dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
like a steak drizzled in slut sauce
Pillaging, privateers, boarding ships, booty, keel-hauling, rum drinking, kittens, grog, booty, corsairs, plundering, rim jobs, buccaneers, piracy on the high seas, booty, wenches, the poop deck, kitties, booty, cabin boys.
The Dread Pirate Roberts, the Barbarossa brothers, Eustace the Monk . . . all of my heroines.
"What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor?," Sea Shanties, Whaling and Sailing Songs from the Days of Moby Dick, Battle Songs of the Toucan Pirates, Sea Songs & Shanties, "Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum," "The Pirate's Life for Me," Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash by the Pogues
The Caine Mutiny, Mutiny on the Bounty, Pirates of the Caribbean, Against All Flags, One-Eyed Jack's Revenge, The Buccaneer, The Black Pirate, Captain Kidd's Kids, Deadwood Dick, Terry and the Pirates, The Devil-Ship Pirates, A High Wind in Jamaica, The Isle of Sunken Gold, The King's Pirate, The Light at the Edge of the World, Matusalem, Naughty Marietta, The Mooncussers, Muppet Treasure Island, New Moon, Mysterious Island, Pericles Prince of Tyre, The Pirate Move, The Pirates of Penzance, Port Sinister, The Princess and the Pirate, The Princess Bride, Privateer, The Quest, Reap the Wild Wind, The Sea Hound, The Secret of Monkey Island, Spawn of the North, Swiss Family Robinson, Three Little Pirates, To Have and to Hold, Two Lost Worlds, Yang Chi, Yankee Pasha, Young Indiana Jones and the Treasure of the Peacock's Eye, La Pirate, The Black Pirate, The Crimson Pirate, Dancing Pirate, Blackbeard the Pirate, Mad Jack the Pirate, Mama's Little Pirate, La Fiancee du Pirate, Diary of a Pirate, Kaihoku baihanzen, Pirates!, Kalozok
Treasure Island, Blackbeard the Pirate: a Reappraisal of His Life and Times, Pirates!, Buccaneers of America, The Pirates Own Book: Authentic Narratives of the Most Celebrated Sea Robbers, The History of Pirates, A General History of Pyrates, The Pirate Hunter: the True Story of Captain Kidd, Pirates: A General History of the Robberies and Murders of the Most Notorious Pirates, Under the Black Flag: Exploits of the Most Notorious Pirates, Eyewitness, The Pirates of the New England Coast 1630-1730, Bandits at Sea: a Pirates Reader, The Lost Fleet: the Discovery of a Sunken Armada from the Golden Age of Piracy, Captain Kidd and the War Against Pirates, Blackbeard: Terror of the Seas, Blackbeard and Other Pirates of the Atlantic Coast, Privateers and Pirates 1730-1830, Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea, Under the Black Flag: the Romance and the Reality of Life Among the Pirates, Honor Among Thieves: Captain Kidd, Henry Every, and the Pirate Democracy of the Indian Ocean, Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition: English Sea Rovers in the Seventeenth-Century Caribbean, Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Piracy, Sexuality, and Masculine Identity, The Atrocities of the Pirates, Booty: Girl Pirates on the High Seas, Bold in Her Breeches: Women Pirates Across the Ages, Women Pirates: And the Politics of the Jolly Roger, She Captains: Heroines and Hellions of the Sea, Expedition Wydah: the Story of the World's First Excavation of a Pirate Treasure Ship and the Man Who Found Her, Raiders and Rebels: the Golden Age of Piracy, Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea: Merchant Seamen, Pirates, and the Anglo-American Maritime World 1700-1750, The Book of Pirate Treasures: Being a True History of the Gold Jewels, and Plate of Pirates, Galleons, Etc, Which Are Sought for to This Day, Fatal Treasure: Greed and Death, Emeralds and Gold, and the Obsessive Search for the Legendary Ghost Galleon Atocha
Artemisia of Persia, Anne Bonny, Mary Read, and Grainne O'Malley