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Just Melissa...Dang

You can swim all day in the Sea of Knowledge and still come out completely dry. Most people do. ~Nor

About Me

Hi my name is melissa im 28, I've been married to SSGT Sebree for 9 years. He's kinda a cock sometimes but i still love him (He's just given up 6 more years of his life to the Airforce... but who am i to argue it got me SC!!!!)ALSO I ADORE HIM, SO FUCK OFF PERVS...GEEZ ANYWAY.. before that he was a truck driver good buddy. I am the mother of three boys Angelo who is 10 yrs old and Elijah who is 8 and Anthony who just turned 8. Im from Atlanta Georgia, I currently stay at shaw afb in SOUTH carolina...My favorite place in the whole world is Panama City FLORIDA! I have two giant dogs who are also GAINT pains in the balls most the time.One(Bonnie) is a german shepherd the other (kai) is a half breed whose mother we know was a german shepherd but whose father could have been a bison for all we know, and then theres the cat named joe, Molly the big mouth,one sweet smelly bunny, and A singing Canary!

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My Interests


Im a harcore COLTS fan! SUCK ON IT!Me and my man SUPER CLASSYMy three boys Eli, Angelo and Anthony AND THIER HOT DAD Get Your Own! | View Slideshow THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PICS OF JERIMY, HE'S DOG DANCING WITH KAI!I LOVE MY HUSBAND! My two favorite SSGT'S back when they were dirtbag Airmen

I'd like to meet:

THESE GUYS, MY BROTHERS BOOPIE IS ON THE LEFT AND JOSH ON THE RIGHT, JOSH DIED IN 2001 we pray to the gods of josh everyday.These are the three best kids! This is Josh holding baby Eli, in 2000. and of course... SSGT Shawn Thomason, The soon to be new wife , amber & the twins who i haven't met yet (soon so sooon) Boopie's band, Peyton Manning of course, cause he's Greatness AND the new and Improved MRS. MICHELLE CARTER! Me,Brian & Michelle Sheena and I in our "kelly" Shirts BETCH! Heres me and shawn on our cross country trip we were at some god forsaken dam in Oregon I think (the state where you can't pump your own gas, you are in oregon after all)... YAY!..

Music:

AMARANTH!!! My pirate name is: Bloody Charity Flint Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr! Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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Take a look at my Guido,and all his man fur! how SEXY!

Movies:

HMMMM...I have two soap operas i have watched since i was 10 years old- the young and the restless and the bold and the beautiful (i didn't say they were good i just said i watch them), and any show about death and investigation of said subject.I love most HBO series(WHEN THEY FREAKING PLAY THEM), Scrubs,That show Intervention HAHA i love watching people fuck up their lives and then get interventioned! and anything about ghosts except that "most haunted" bullshit... Cops is always good, nothing like a good police prostitution sting...To bad COPS LAKEWOOD got kicked out...

Television:


You are Frank N Furter. You know you wanted this
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Which Rocky Horror character are you?
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Books:

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Heroes:

THE BESTEST FRIEND A BITCH LIKE ME COULD HAVE : CIRCA 1996 My husband the love of my life, and shawn a close second (you know you're my hero), MICHELLE cause shes the baddest biddy and we'll be old bitches in rocking chairs cussin about the weather together long after everybody else has bitten the big one,MONACA WILLIAMS: If it had'nt been for her i would not have got of mcchord AFB... i love you MON! and last but not least my brother josh, you gotta follow your dreams, plus it takes hella balls to "accomplish" what he did. ass pennies from heaven.

My Blog

All this Karma talk is giving me threefold gas....

In THIS PUBLIC blog im gonna take you to school on the concept of karma.. (GAY i know... get out the tums... you're gonna need it...) It seems theres alot of people who need a refresher course on the ...
Posted by Just Melissa...Dang on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 05:29:00 PST

Awesome

I went to atlanta this weekend and had a great time, im so glad we decided to go. Saturday we hung out with the usual suspects and all that, I finally got to meet baby shayne, i think he looks alot li...
Posted by Just Melissa...Dang on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 04:46:00 PST

much better

Im feeling much much better, i still have a stupid cough... But other than that im good. Eli on the other hand is sick... He's home from school today.. Today is my brothers BIRTHDAY! Happy Birthday B...
Posted by Just Melissa...Dang on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 09:01:00 PST

Update

Im still sick as shit, We tried sitting up and watching hanna come in last night but i ended up with a fever so i took some asprin and went to bed. It wouldn't have mattered anyway cause she went nort...
Posted by Just Melissa...Dang on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 07:07:00 PST

Hanna

It's a very nice day today, Theres a nice breeze coming through thanks to hanna finally moving her slow ass up the coast.. I doubt shes gonna become a hurricane.. so i guess we'll have a Tropical stor...
Posted by Just Melissa...Dang on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:37:00 PST

Not giving a fuck

Hahhhhaa! I've been looking at this guys videos all day thanks to boopie, Heres one that we can all relate to in one way or another. See more Jon Lajoie videos at Funny or Die...
Posted by Just Melissa...Dang on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 05:24:00 PST

HOLY TRAILER PARK BATMAN!

Keeping with this weks theme of getting wasted on wednesday,thursday,friday and working on it again tonight i found a golden nugget on the web thats sooo trashy it hurts! Last night we hung out with t...
Posted by Just Melissa...Dang on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 03:21:00 PST

yakkkkkitttty yak

OH gawd.... Yesterday there was a neighborhood BBQ at angela's house so we all went over and had ribs and such. Jer and i brought some muscadine wine and and every thing was pretty tame for a while. W...
Posted by Just Melissa...Dang on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:21:00 PST

Shawn the Redeemer

I've been looking for my GD hands free device for like a freaking week and just now im talking to shawn all jacked up on coffee and im like LAWD! WHERE IS MY HANDS FREE!!!! And low and behold there it...
Posted by Just Melissa...Dang on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 09:29:00 PST

OHHHH SNAP!

Shit i think i found a pole dancer that is worse than hippo molester... NO JOKING!  (This blog is open TO THE PUBLIC) I just couldn't hide this craziness! CAN YOU BELIEVE YOUR EYES!!!!!!!! B...
Posted by Just Melissa...Dang on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:13:00 PST