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Smashley (Süsse Träume!)

I AM the hottest fat chick in Portland...Yup!

About Me

I am..... awkward ..... vegetarian..... rowdy..... vain..... CHEAP beer, CHEAP vodka, and CHEAP Champagne enthusiast..... a slut over vinyl.....practitioner of a crappy 'punk lifestyle'..... card-carrying member of most burrito trucks in this city.....an easy going extrovert....loud ..... a sweetheart..... not a fan of anything 'Politically correct'..... sexy ..... a huge asshole..... chunky..... assorted cheese junkie.... a Math extremist....hedgehog aficionado..... a fucking winner.

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(AIM-- GermanMistake77)

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My Interests

My main ladies all of the way...

I'd like to meet:

Like minded and equally awkward people that are up to do whatever no matter what day of the week it is or how early you start work the next day. (it's almost 4 am on a Wednesday and I have work in 5 hours. exactly).

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Someone who makes me uncomfortable and/or nervous.

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Who ever will be by my side here!

Music:

UK 77/82 easilly reign supreme in this girls heart. After that though...hmmm Finnish/Swedish Hardcore, RocknRoll, Japanese punk, Goth, Synthrock, PowerPop, D-Beat, Metal (the kind that makes you want to put on a cape and scale a mountain while battling dragons), horrible horrible 80's pop, and glam.

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As well as all of the kickass bands that Portland has been upchucking for decades now!

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And last but not least. The downright best band EVER!!! Yeah... You know I'm right

Movies:

disney movies intended for an audience half my age. oh. and heavyweights. fat camp kids take over? delicious.

Television:

Home cooking with Paula Dean! That southern bitch is sassy and puts a fucking stick o butter in everything she makes! YEAH! Butter makes it better you sluts.

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Hannah Montana

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Tim and Eric Awesome show Great Job!

Books:

Comic Books count don't they? If not then they should.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Definition of Home

my entire life, no matter where I am. couch surfing, apartments, houses, etc, I have always considered my 'home' wherever my dad is living. why? beats me. probably because my two sisters are around, d...
Posted by Smashley (Süsse Träume!) on Sat, 31 May 2008 08:36:00 PST

valentines day? Fuck the romance!

I dont have good luck with past valentine days...... Last year I was out on a date and got into a gnarley fight with a bum and my then boyfriend had to flag down the cops. theeeeeeeeeennnnn the sole r...
Posted by Smashley (Süsse Träume!) on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 06:13:00 PST

War Protest 2007

fuck you all. My friends who didn't show up. The people who left early because you let the cops fucking get inside your skull and scare you. FUCK YOU ALL!What did everone have to do today that was so ...
Posted by Smashley (Süsse Träume!) on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:47:00 PST

At work with Chickerbell Unit at da ZOO(pictures)

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Posted by Smashley (Süsse Träume!) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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I ____ Ashley. Ashley is ____. If I were alone in a room with Ashley, I would _______. I think Ashley should _____. Ashley needs ______. I want to ____________ Ashley. Someday Ashley will_...
Posted by Smashley (Süsse Träume!) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST