Music, music, music. Girls. Kink. Sex. Sewing. Drunk Scouse women. Dancing. Debauchery. DeStijl. Art Deco. Vodka Martinis with four olives. Jackass. Guerilla Advertising Methods. Blood orange tea. Chocolate martinis. Pot. The colour red. Trucks. Massages. Anything to do with Steve-O. Fine art. Abstract art. Industrial design. Fashion design. Graphic design. Macs. Makeup. Haute Couture. Yoga. Playing the guitar. My crazy family.
Windsurfing. Tubing. Kayaking. Seadooing. Sailing. Floating around my lake on a giantass air mattress.
Flashy costumes. High-tension drama. And cabbages rising on elevator-like platforms.
I absolutely live for and love all of these things.
And I love short short sentence fragments.
I'd like to meet:
Chuck Norris. Steve Jobs. Chuck Norris and Steve Jobs having an Iron Chef battle, where at the halftime Steve Jobs brings out his new 'iChef' and proceeds to create an aesthetically pleasing but insanely created dish.
Steve Jobs wins the battle, and Chuck Norris goes on a killing spree, involving the host and a cabbage on an elevating platform.
Music:
I am a self-admitted and very proud music connoisseur. Massive Attack. All classic RnB. Terrorfakt. Hawksley Workman. Groove Armada. Prick. Guns n' Roses. Gotan Project. Ministry. Miss Kittin. Zero 7. Sugarkill. Talking Heads. Robert Owens. Common. The Prodigy. Apoptygma Berzerk. Dimitri from Paris. Front 242. Ane Brun. Beth Orton. Kruder & Dorfmeister. Etta James. Genitorturers. Dido. Little Birdy. Lemon Jelly. Death in Vegas. Pantera. Meat Beat Manifesto. Arto Lindsay. Assemblage 23. Jill Scott. Basement Jaxx. Dave Matthews Band. K-OS. Jamiroquai. Unkle. Lizz Wright. Leonard Cohen. Kraftwerk. Edgevard Varèse. Gary Numan. Ivana Santilli. Dr. Rockit. Chemical Brothers. Hooverphonic. Coldplay. Depeche Mode. Flock of Seagulls. Roni Size. Jurassic 5. George Fondant. The Cure. David Bowie. Bjork. The Sex Pistols. Radiohead. Banzai Republic. Portishead. Kings of Leon. Tricky. Laibach. Madlib. Converter. Olive. The Streets. Ani DiFranco. Hammell on Trial. Billie Holiday. Lamb. RjD2. Faithless. Peaches. The Flaming Lips. Boards of Canada. Bob Marley. Ella Fitzgerald. Dizzy Gillespie. Aphex Twin. KMFDM. GYBE. VNV Nation. Felix da Housecat. Industrial. Electroclash. EBM. Hardcore. Drum n' Bass. Chillout. Triphop. Everything. I love all music. Try me.
Movies:
The Big Lebowski, Pi, Garden State, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Last Night, piles of documentaries and pretty much complete mindfucks (Requiem for a Dream and Memento-type movies), lesbian indie movies, skateboarding videos, and horribly acted blue movies.
Katherine Moennig is my little-lady-celebrity-crush. Fuck you.
Television:
Random shows where people will try new things, women will beat each other up to be more beautiful than the rest, ugly people will get veneers and lasik to make their lives complete, and people are educated on how Americans will take a classic dish and inflate it with butter, sugar, and a pharmacy of steroids to make it the 'State dish'.
Books:
Cookbooks are my weakness, along with numerous self-help books. I'm a non-fiction girl mostly - however I can still stand in the 'well-read' category with strong conviction.
