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Jay

I am here for Friends

About Me

Well, what can I say? I'm original, like a Royale with Cheese, I'm tasty like the brine, and I smell like vanilla dust in the wind...whoooosh.

My Interests

Cooking, travelling, conversations, anything to do with the outdoors, dogs.

I'd like to meet:

My own personal version of Tyler Durden. I'd love to meet what I'd like to be. Other than that, Sean Connery and Al Pacino because as far as actors go, they are the best.

Music:

Pretty much anything and everything, except country, although Johnny Cash is still a classic, that's about it. Mostly SOAD, Disturbed, Chili Peppers, and so on.

Movies:

I am a movie junkie. I am building a respectable collection with my favorites being Fight Club, LOTR, and anything by Kevin Smith. Love good movies and usually try to stay away from the crap ones, which seems to be most of the newer movies. Suspense, comedy, horror top the list of being watchable.

Television:

Lost and survivor, lately been watching Over There, very well done. Other than that, Mythbusters, news (when you're younger, you scorn the news that your folks watch, then as you get older, you start watching it yourself), and that be about it.

Books:

Might sound boorish, but love any books dealing with Mythology, ancient times, these days, its suspense, page turners and so on

Heroes:

Ron Jeremy(hey, if an ugly old fat man can make it into acting..then I can too), Christopher Walken (see Sucide Kings, Prophecy), Al Capone( the defining character of the early 20th century America. He knew how to run a mob)

My Blog

Pissed at the world.

So now I'm at the end of my rope. It's finally come crashing down, my house of flimsy, plastic-coated cards. Not a goddamn thing went right this month, oh it started out well enough. Found out writing...
Posted by Jay on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 04:04:00 PST

Superstitions and Apparitions

Drama, it's always about the fucking drama. People leaving, new people coming. Always asking for a shoulder to lean on. Well hell, where's my compassion. In the fucking gutter because I don't like to ...
Posted by Jay on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 05:35:00 PST

A great night gone the way of last nights taco from taco bell.

It's fucking amazing the way the gods conspire against us. Tonight was the best night I've had in a long while. Got drunk with my best friend Mike, was going to meet up with another friend at a club, ...
Posted by Jay on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 12:56:00 PST

Revelations.

So now, I just popped a hit of E, one of the blue ones that make you feel like you're god, god come to flesh to sample the wares of the world. Last time I did this was 2 saturdays ago and I did 2 that...
Posted by Jay on Mon, 29 May 2006 02:06:00 PST

I'm such a loser

Sweet!!!I've officially done it. I'm a fucking loser. I've been on MySpace all bloody day, from about 3 in the morning until 11 pm tonight!!!BWAHAHAHA. I'm fucking crazy from all the caffee and cigs I...
Posted by Jay on Wed, 17 May 2006 04:51:00 PST

As god as my witness, I will teach you to speak english.

I hate fucking birds. My roomie's parents went to Switzerland on Monday and dropped off 2 birds for him to take care of. They are in the kitchen and as each day goes by, I get more and more insane. On...
Posted by Jay on Tue, 16 May 2006 04:06:00 PST

Saturday night fever....1

I just don't understand people. Friends with this girl, and well, we flirt with each other, but never really decided to dat eor anything. I will say, she is a kick ass chick and I love her lots. Go he...
Posted by Jay on Sun, 14 May 2006 06:41:00 PST

Ow

I drank tequila the night before, now I feel like Kermit after he took a spin in the dryer for several hours.     Mommy, flush the toilet, I don't wanna go to school today....
Posted by Jay on Fri, 12 May 2006 02:41:00 PST

Couch adventures

So now it appears we got a new couch. Now lets bow our heads to an ode to the God of Garbage, Grobble. All hail the mighty Grobble. We usually make him an offering in the spring, aka Spring Cleaning. ...
Posted by Jay on Wed, 10 May 2006 07:36:00 PST

World Domination

As I move, am I really walking around? Or is it that I'm in one spot, and the world moves when I move. Anyways, I'm in the process of drawing up plans for world domination. You need several things for...
Posted by Jay on Sun, 07 May 2006 09:52:00 PST