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My Spaze

It is not what you do, it is who you do it with.

About Me

I am very Happy Dad, in a very happy relationship. I am sometimes amazed that Toma puts up with my antics. But then of course I am amazed that I put up with hers.
I spend most of my evenings playing with Mars. When he is sleeping I get to play with Toma.
There are two things I do that it amazes me that I get paid for. 1) I am professional monster. 2) I am a professional dodgeball player.
I have been a Monster at Knott's Scary Farm since 1993. I have had various positions in the Vampyre mazes and have resided in the Gauntlet since 2000. This year I have become SNAFU the Antagonist. SNAFU is one of the Kindom's Jesters. He smiles too much and plays the accordian badly. I was the CS Monter of the Year for 2005. An honor I am humbled to received because of all the other great monsters I run with. More importantly I am now the holder of the CS Slider Belt. It is an extreme honor to own this when I look back on the other winners. Alex , MonStar, KB, Bizkit.
I have been a dodgeball player for a little over a year and have been on the TV show Extreme Dodgeball for two seasons. It is a lot of fun and I have met some really neat people.
I do a lot of things and keep myself busy. I play chess, I play poker, I go to a lot of parties. I like basketball. I do crosswords and sudoku's. I like to read but do not have enough time to read as much as I would like. I play dodgeball almost every Sunday.
My entire wardrobe is black and I tend to lead a monocromatic lifestyle. Hey everything matches.
I am a lucky guy, I have the best friends in the world. When I die I want my epithath to read, "It was good to have been me."

My Interests

Television:

I do not advocate television. If you must watch, watch Extreme Dodgeball but only if you have nothing better to do.
http://www.chronicofnarnia.com/

Books:

Catch 22, One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, Still Life with Woodpecker, Another Roadside Attraction, Amphigorey, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Shakespeare, Blood Sucking Fiends, The Harry Potter Series, Cronicles of Narnia, The Hitchhiker's Trilogy, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, The Picture of Dorian Gray, ...

My Blog

At least I never said I was playing like a "Tiger"

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/golf/04/13/tiger.comme nts/index.html   LOS ANGELES (Reuters) -- Tiger Woods has apologized for comments he made during a television interview after the Maste...
Posted by My Spaze on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 03:51:00 PST

Poker 101

Hey peoples,        I won Poker Night 32 last weekend. I am completely amazed. 3 poker nights in a row. Not including the tourney of champions. That would make it 4. But...
Posted by My Spaze on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 01:32:00 PST

Vegas

The 25 Annual Bizkit Birthday Bash was super fun.You can tell by seeing that everyone that went there posted how great it was. If you want the details, you should have been there.    I know...
Posted by My Spaze on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:43:00 PST

After Haunt

I was not going to post an After Haunt Blog till after AHAB but today I wanted to write something. This year was a pretty good year. In some ways it was a great year, in others it was so so. I was rea...
Posted by My Spaze on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 10:14:00 PST

Getting ready for Haunt

Hey peoples,     I am not going to make to the walk throughs this week. I am still getting ready and I also wanted to spend some time with the beautiful people in my life Toma and Mars...
Posted by My Spaze on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 10:02:00 PST

Player of the Week

Yo peoples,      I was not going to do it but I went to Hollywood anyway. I wanted to go to watch that silly Extreme Dodgeball show. I knew what I was getting into. It was one goi...
Posted by My Spaze on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Saturday Saturday

Hey people,     I am sure you heard of the Karate Kid Klassic. That dodgeball tourny I was playing in on Saturday. Well, the Defending Champions of the Burt Reynold's Open, Weapons of A...
Posted by My Spaze on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Just another week

I was glad to be a part of it now I am soooo glad it is over. The taping for Exterme Dodgeball season 3 is over!!!! I get to clean my house and get some sleep. The work I am producing is coherent. Tom...
Posted by My Spaze on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stuff

Hey Last sunday some Japanese people filmed us playing dodge ball. I will never see the show but I got my CS jersey on TV again only this time it is in a country that has to fend off giant li...
Posted by My Spaze on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Monster Baby

Mars has a funny feature. For normal babies the center two incisors come in first. Mars's outside incisors came in before his center two. This makes him look like he has fangs. He is such a cute...
Posted by My Spaze on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST