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soup

this milk is expired when i say it is

About Me

asshats.

"If I want to manufacture biological weapons with my copy of iTunes, I will, fascists."

band = sex THE GROODIES

SAVE THE WORLD, DAMMIT!!

My Interests

bass, food, peeping, crying, getting fatter, groodies, finger painting, breathing, pen caps, pez, panties, swing sets, chain smoking, broken bones, stomach aches, bullets, mass destruction, love letters to prison inmates, squids and octopi, victorian romances, candy dots, local anesthetic, brain freezes, garter belts, reverb, sushi, logical fallacies, soup, facial hair, bad tattoos, bad spelling, bad sex, bad horror movies, kiddie pools, veggie hot dogs, sweater weather, awkward silences, "duct tape and soldered wire, new words for old desires..."

I'd like to meet:

hooligans, ruffians,and no-goodnicks.

Music:

dead leapord

Movies:

milo and otis.

Television:

B.E.T.

Books:

propaganda, porno mags, religious pamphlets(i guess that would fall under the first category, wouldnt it...),pamphlets in general, ingredient labels, bad poetry, dime novels, and "In the Mist" by Issei Sagawa

Heroes:

Joseph Stalin, Hitler....and John Lennon...

My Blog

in the mean time...

i learned that weaves aren't for everyone. (don't ask)i've developed an addiction to hot sauce.the mileage on my van has officially surpased the circumfrence of the earth. i was taking pictures in the...
Posted by soup on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:28:00 PST

i demand you do this

this test is amazing. no joke.http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.aspwhen you get your results, google them to find the explanation. the page you're looking for should say "portrait of a...."....
Posted by soup on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:31:00 PST

heart cooks brain

no one calls on nights when all alone cuts deeper than pins and needles.
Posted by soup on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:13:00 PST

cheers, suburbia

to the middle aged man who is secure enough to wear a fanny pack.to sandles and tube socks.to the foreign grandmothers whose hair color i was envious of back in high school.to walmart nativity scenes....
Posted by soup on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:27:00 PST

10 again

you know what’s a really satisfying feeling that i just rediscovered? when you find a really good pencil eraser. you know how sometimes you get one thats just too hard and rubbery? and it smears...
Posted by soup on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:25:00 PST

the final word

so i’m sure at this point there is no doubt in any of your minds that i am insane. and thats fine. when someone tricks you into trusting them and then walks all over you, there is no excuse for...
Posted by soup on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:52:00 PST

what’s with all the blogs?

kevin gave me some feetie pajamas. you know, the ones where you have to get naked to pee? they’re excellent. I’m the envy of every prepubescent boy i know. and i know a few...on a lighter ...
Posted by soup on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:53:00 PST

on the bright side...

last week i was threatened with a shanking. how many non-prisoners out there can say that?i’ve agreed to "get crackin’" 15 times in the last month not exactly knowing what this meant.i kno...
Posted by soup on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 03:19:00 PST

words

im most comfortable in akward silences.        
Posted by soup on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:43:00 PST

You like movies?

Vlad and I are movie reviewers from here on out. enjoy mofos. Conspirators of Pleasure   Freud is doing cartwheels in his grave, people. And after seeing this movie, I kind of felt like doing ca...
Posted by soup on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 12:41:00 PST