eating, my belly doubles as a park bench, heart attacks, diabetes, earthquakes...sorry those were my fault
someone like myselff. Betty Croker, yan can cook, Emeril, the Marshmellow man , Pillsburry Dough Boy, Green Giant, keebler Elves
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: the blob
Birthday: 1-1-1969
Birthplace: fryolator
Current Location: in my bed
Eye Color: black and blue
Hair Color: shit brown
Height: 25,000 miles at my waist (also known as the Equator)
Right Handed or Left Handed: middle finger
Your Heritage: ash to ash and dust to dust if i had no ass my stomach would bust
The Shoes You Wore Today: slippers
Your Weakness: my heart ,liver and kiddneys
Your Fears: not having food
Your Perfect Pizza: several
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: gain weight
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: bukkake tsunami
Thoughts First Waking Up: whats for breakfast
Your Best Physical Feature: my enormous..... brain
Your Bedtime: whenever my heart stops and i passout
Your Most Missed Memory: i forget
Pepsi or Coke: coke, sniff...sniff
MacDonalds or Burger King: both at the same time
Single or Group Dates: orgys
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: weasel piss
Chocolate or Vanilla: bukkake
Cappuccino or Coffee: jim beam
Do you Smoke: crack
Do you Swear: fuck yea
Do you Sing: i can belch the alphabet in 1 huge burp
Do you Shower Daily: i wash myself with rag on a stick
Have you Been in Love: in love with eating
Do you want to go to College: proffessor of nutrition
Do you want to get Married: only if she cooks
Do you belive in yourself: i belive in my good eating habits
Do you get Motion Sickness: anytime i move
Do you think you are Attractive: hell yea just look at this ass
Are you a Health Freak: yes and very phisicaly fit
Do you get along with your Parents: when there not beating me and stealing my food
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea they sound like my farts
Do you play an Instrument: my ass sounds like a tuba when i fart
In the past month have you Smoked: no i ive done black tar heroin
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i need them to keep my heart pumping
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea but i tried to eat her
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i cant even get out of my bed
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: a hell of a lot more that just 1 box let me tell you
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yea but it gives me diharea
In the past month have you been on Stage: yea and it collapsed
In the past month have you been Dumped: i take real big dumps
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i swim in my own urine
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: crumbs off the floor in a resturant
Ever been Drunk: of couse im an alcoholic
Ever been called a Tease: ive ben called a fat pig
Ever been Beaten up: yea my paretnts beat me up when i ask whats for supper
Ever Shoplifted: i stole food
How do you want to Die: eat untill my stomach explodes
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: bigger
What country would you most like to Visit: sudans darfur region so i can make fun of people that dont have food
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: pink eye
Favourite Hair Color: bald
Short or Long Hair: long pubic hair
Height: 25,00 miles from pole to pole
Weight: morbidly obese
Best Clothing Style: a tarp
Number of Drugs I have taken: incalculable
Number of CDs I own:
Number of Piercings:
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not licking my plate clean
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
anything i can shake my ass to, although that might be a bit dangerous
fat albert, the man who ate to much
anything on the food network
my fingers are to fat to turn the pages, porn mags
fat people, porky pig, pork chops, bacon, big-macs, deepfried rocky mountain oysters,