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God Listens to Slayer

Sniff Glue, Worship Satan

About Me

Shut up hippy.

My Interests

Punching faces, Rocking hard, Slayer, Full Contact Frisbee, Motley Crue, Barfights, Robots, Pink Urinal s, Awesomeness, The Reebok Pump, PITFALL, Green and Yellow M&M's, freakin' you wild, Madlibs, slap bracelets, Similies, Metaphors, Adjectives and Onomatopoeia.

I'd like to meet:

Mortimer Ichabod Marker, Elves, dinosaurs, video game characters, wizards, Goro from Mortal Kombat and gnomes. Go ahead, take the physical challenge. Send an I.M. over to JHERB213 for hours and hours of non-stop sandbox pleasure. Rock me hard.

Music:

Anything that you can throw your grandmother down the stairs to, The River Bottom Nightmare Band, Converge, Mark Knophler, Whitesnake, A.C., Prince, Lamb of God, Fantomas, Billy Joel, today is the day, Dr. Dre, Cave-In, The Complete Strategist, Impaled Northern Moon Forest, Wesley Willis, Misfits, In Flames, The Scorpions, Benny Mardones, Iron Maiden, Billy Idol, Soilent Green, Bowie, Wheat, Journey, Harris, Warrant, Obituary, Lisa Loeb, Dimmu Borgir, Jupiter Sunrise, Onelinedrawing, Treephort, Hopesfall, Testament, Bone Thugs n' Harmony, Postal Service, Exhumed, Co&Ca, The Boss, Napalm Death, The Cars, Life of Agony, Gwar, Huey Lewis, D.R.I. Suffocation, Shooby Taylor, Give up the Ghost, The Police, Harry Connick Jr., Cyndi Lauper, John Zorn, Earth Wind & Fire, LFO, The Cure, Morbid Angel, Dio, Poison the Well, Stevie Nicks, Neurosis, Carcass, Suicidal Tendencies, Watchmaker, Fates Warning, Led Zepplin, Boston, Faith No More, The Kids of Widney High, Rapid Fire

Movies:

Endurance, Goonies, Boondog Saints, SpaceBalls, anything with the Olson Twins, The Karate Kid (all 3!), Rad, TwinSitters, Napalm Death: Punishment in Capitols, Bring on the Night: The Sting Documentary, Batteries Not Included, Harry and the Hendersons, The Wizard

Television:

Picture Pages, Sister Sister, anything from the WB, AwesomeCross, The time I taped myself playing Pac Man and watched it, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Webster, Double Dare, HeadBanger's Ball, Small Wonder, Judge Judy, MacGyver, Pete & Pete, Girls Gone Wild Infomercials

Books:

Rollins, Rollins, Rollins, Motley Crue: The Dirt, The Morph-Man Instruction Manual, Alexander and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day, The Real Frank Zappa, Where the Sidewalk Ends

Heroes:

Dimebag Darrell, Garey Coleman, Ron Jeremy, Mike Patton, Slayer, The Barbie Twins, Snake Eyes, The guy holding Janet Jacksons breasts on the cover of her "JANET" record, Dave Brockie, Seth Putnam and G.G. Allin.