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About Me

Right now I'm going where the wind blows me til' I find a place I'd like to set my feet down on. I love fungus. My brain has been expanded and opened. I consider myself a musician, but a procrastinator as well. I consider myself original, but well influenced as well. I'm very observant. I write and play instruments. I consider life to be a dream, and I row row row my boat gently down the stream, and I am dead serious about it. I am currently trying to save money. I'd like to pay off all my bills and go to Europe for a while. And would love to get a job at William's street. A pilots liscence would be nice. My own island. And would love to record at Ipecac Records, or The End Records... whatever though:) Fun. Gain some stories for the years I have to lose. I'll do pretty much anything for a laugh or the right price. I have no rules, lines, or limits and am always willing to try something new or cross some boundaries. I can't be offended and I am easily amused. And I feel narcissistic about writing this all about myself... but I love my brain. ..

My Interests

I don't know anymore... Art. In every form. Trying things and doing things. Having fun and being happy. In a sense I just like growing up and learning. I also enjoy singing and playing guitar. I write a lot, and I love animals. Drugs and philosophy. pasta and vaginas. Leave a comment or a message if you feel the urge to communicate with me, I always respond. WATCH Tim and Eric Awesome show Great job!

I'd like to meet:

Madcaps and mental patients.... Alan Parsons, Mike Patton, and the members of PFFR %D%A .

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ZITZ AND SHITZ

Music:

genghis tron, Mr. Bungle, Pink Floyd, Rammstein, Tongo hiti, Polkadot cadaver, Sleepytime gorilla museum, Alan Parsons, Alan parsons project, Beethoven, grotesque through incoherence, Syd Barrett, Patton & Kaada, Crossbreed, Mors principium est, Mike patton, david gilmour, roger waters, Daath, Channeling darkness, Eluveitie, blood stain child, Job for a cowboy, pffr, Gnarls Barkely, Omnium Gatherum, the beatles, Unearth, Perry como, Tim Reynolds, Motorhead, the alter boys, Raintime, Regina Spektor, Nirvana, Mike Perkins, Raintime, Tomahawk, Ol' Dirty Bastard, enthrall the weak, tub ring, chimaira, Fantomas, Mike Perkins, Dog fashion Disco, becoming the archetype, Fatih no more, Santo & Johnny, soilwork, Dave matthews band, Abigail williams, and aretha franklin.I listen to Everything that has merit to be music. Mr. Bungle - Pink Cigarette

Movies:

Gummo, A clockwork orange, the 5,000 fingers of Dr. Terwilliker, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters, tron, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, Pink floyd's the wall, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, where the buffalo roam, Party monster, bio dome, the butcher boy, reurn to oz, altered states, the acid house, baraka, crank, v for vendetta, bumfights, Popeye, Fargo, Gladiator, 300, who framed roger rabbit, the jackasses, the saws, jack black movies, cary grant movies, chris farley movies, Johnny Depp movies, fight club, patch adams, blow, Mr. Holland's opus, Amedeus, trey & matt movies, the life aquatic, anything from terintino, kubrick, or john waters... and the Big Lebowski.Same as what I said for music.

Television:

Adult Swim & everything from William's Street. wonder showzen. south park and family guy. The discovery channel/animal planet's. Penn & Teller's Bullshit. Anything by Tim and Eric. and of course, Dateline nbc's to catch a predator.

Books:

Isaac Asimov, The Necronomicon, the catcher in the rye, Chuck palahnuik, Hunter S. Thomson, Kurt Vonnegut, Steven Hawking, and Dr. Suess. Not in that order and that's not all of them either. And if there would be more if i could remember the authors names. But, same as what I said for music and movies.

Heroes:

Dr. Suess, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, Dr. Steel, and Bill Hicks.

My Blog

Requiem for a Rant

What the fuck is up with music right now...  What is going on?  People actually believe that this whole fashion/money bling american idol scandal is real music.  Are they really li...
Posted by max on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 02:37:00 PST

HOT SEX

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Posted by max on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 09:54:00 PST

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Posted by max on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 02:21:00 PST

The world wide webs hot secrets (uncut)

Thought you guys might find these 2 things interesting.  I did tonight.      The digestive system is the series of organs in the body that is responsible for digesting food and ex...
Posted by max on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:14:00 PST

(Brain food uncut -part 1-) by Max

I am an unprofessional writer.  But if your this bored to look at my blog, why not take a look at brain food uncut, part 1.  Thanks for reading, feel free to make comments.   [{}]  ...
Posted by max on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 07:54:00 PST