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williams street

About Me

Williams Street is celebration of nature, friendship and leather crafts.
But we’re so much more than just that. We also have an accounting department, bathrooms, a souls-of-the-damned relocation committee and a twelve-foot high electrical fence adorned with the heads of our fallen enemies.

The view from the outside is that this is a fun place to work - cartoons, ping-pong, whatnot. But the view from the inside is dark, friends, very dark. It’s not too late to turn around. Seriously, just stop. Turn around. Put one foot in front of the other. And. Go.

Otherwise, welcome!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



People From the Future With Personal Warnings, Rock Stars, Nudists,
The Person We Fell In Love With What Have You Done With Him/Her We Miss Him/Her,
The Teachers Who Tried To Convince Us To Study Business But Didn’t Try Hard
Enough And Now Our Lives Are Ruined, Our Neighbor Who Thinks Muscle Cars Are
Cool But Isn’t Cool At All When He Wakes Us Up At Four AM With His
Insecuritymobile, Robots, Dolls, Morning Show DJ’s Not Named Gary, The Monster
Under Our Bed Who Has Stolen All of Our Porn, Our Therapists, The Floor Near
The Edge Of Our Bed and John Jones

My Blog

An Adult Swim Ghost Story

They say it happened on a night just like this one. We're not sure how the weather has become an enduring element of this story since tonight is completely non-descript weather-wise, but that's how th...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 19:01:00 GMT

Get On The Bus

So we're taking the bus to work. And despite Master Shake's accurate assertions that riding that cheese box is a major deterrent for the women, there are many reasons to think about public transport...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:53:00 GMT

Your Mama

We think your mama has been getting off easy as of late. It's time for some baseless insults.Your mama so fat she has a lot of secondary medical complications.Your mama so ugly she's had to deal with...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:15:00 GMT

Learning, Growing, Sharing

We really wanted to focus on something meaningful this week, as past blog entries have prompted some dissatisfaction amongst our readership, which we refer to in our heads as the Twelve Angry Men, not...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 14:55:00 GMT

What we learned last month

We've always agreed with the old expression that you learn something new every day. For instance, this morning we learned how to weld. Not every day will bring such grand learning acquisitions of cour...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:25:00 GMT

Nobody Was Ever Actually Named Alfonse

Now we don't endorse products that don't pay us a great deal of money, well, unless you count our longstanding endorsement of Rendezvous Thick 'N Spicy Head Cheese, but we think of that as more an e...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 13:10:00 GMT

More Wisdomy Words

Hey, how's it goin'?  Oh, we see, you were actually waving to the person behind us, we'll just put our hand on our back and scratch it, no, we actually do frequently put our palm out and shake it...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 14:54:00 GMT

The Con

Okay, so we know that poking fun at the scifi-loving / costume-wearing / convention-attending types isn't exactly challenging, clever, or particularly safe, but sometimes you just have to follow you...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 07:47:00 GMT

Losing Frequencies

So we found a website that played a spectrum of pure sine wave tones and& Okay, let's back up, we don't know what sine wave means, much less "pure" sine wave, so let's just say it played a range of ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 14:30:00 GMT

Viva Vacations!

So on the ride home from the vacay, sitting in dead still traffic, after two dispiriting games of twenty questions had petered into abject silence, "You Can't Always Get What You Want" by the Rollin...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:51:00 GMT