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test one

inspirational rap music the new album out soon!!!!

About Me

test one was born to a poor Irish railroad worker & a Danish farm girl in the fall of 1923. At a young age testr showed an interest in the arts. As an infant he would fashion his own crude rattles from his fathers discarded whiskey bottles and uncooked grains of rice his mother dropped in the kitchen. After composing his first symphony at the age of 9, testro began performing jazz music with his father, who played piano, in the black bars & clubs of the south. That was, until his fathers drinking forced the band to break up. Shortly there after young test oners pops hit the road for good leaving his mother to take care of their 12 children. Around this time test began to discover his fondness for painting the female nude. He would quite often be seen enjoying the parlor girls or spending time at the local bordellos, painting the girls or playing music with the band. Soon his thirst for more exotic figures took him out of the country. First to Mexico, then to the Middle East & Africa. this was when he found another love, exploration.....Upon his return from the Arctic tundra, test1 joind up with a gang of hoodlums known as the Terrible Whipper Snappers. This new environment led test deeper into the lifestyle of drugs, alcohol & women that would eventually overwhelm him and cause his 20 year sabbatical in India. Where he became enlightened by a Hindu woman named, Chinnamasta. Whence finally emerging from his meditative cocoon, the mighty testaclese, came back to the United States to begin work on his experimental noise/spoken word album, "Good and Food Should Rhyme, damnit!" Since that epic release, he has gone on to give us such classics as, " Music to Fall Down Drunk To", "Spittle Batter" and of course, "Beyond the Turtle Money Frog Lover" To this day big test one lives in Tucson, Arizona with his wife Jezabelle, their 7 children and their 3 dogs, in an underground bomb shelter. ,.,.,.,.//.,.,//.,.,.,.,//.,.,//,..,.,.,,.,.//.,.,.///., Come to a show or hit me up on the internet & cop the Back to the Drawing Board E.P............ Dakari Connection is dead. She lived a good life though................. DAG mixtapes out now! Buy 23 of them right now!............... Can I Have Some More Whiskey? the new cd is available for 5$ or a couple shots................. Check out Ryan's (from Dakari) electronic/psycoacoustic insanity @ Stereopattern.com.................new project with nick luna coming out soon............plus new doomantra.............more graff on girls................

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My Interests

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Member Since: 2/22/2006
Band Website: testoner.com
Band Members: Just me, but I get high with a little help from my friends. No, wait, I ment by....yeah, I get buy...hmmmmmmm... I get lots of "help" from drew, purpose?, josh skibar, ryan tr8, dj delphi, dj miles, dave "wak master skratch", save william martyr, brendan taylor, eli on the bass, and a bunch of other fuckers.
Influences: Drugs, alchohol, almighty God, graffiti, politics, comics, and obviously wierd girls.
Sounds Like: The world serpant choaking to death on its own tail.
Record Label: the fuck a record label kind of shit
Type of Label: None

My Blog

guest spots on stands with fists & in search of san pedro

i recently did some collaborations. fuck you generation with daniel wolverton on the album in search of san pedro. which is available now. and a song called blood of the planet with stands with fists ...
Posted by test one on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:10:00 PST

yes, the paint is really on the girls

a few people have asked me if i actully painted on the girls or if it was somehow superimposed... of course i painted on the girls. how fucking lame would it be to photoshop my name on some random gir...
Posted by test one on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:21:00 PST

the info from a regular myspace page. check the books part

    test one's Interests General Music, painting, drawing, glass and my family & friends. Music is my weapon of choice Movies I rent alot of movies. The theater is a ripoff. T...
Posted by test one on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 01:44:00 PST

if you really want to know a little more......

i stole this from ryan & filled it out like a teenage girl reading cosmo.1. DO YOU SNORE?nope2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?I'm a thinker3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?the oppression of my family, our...
Posted by test one on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 03:26:00 PST