Tom

Back in Blighty after a 3 month hiatus in Central America learning Spanish, how to Salsa (don't tell anyone) and surfing. Suppose i'll have to make the inevitable trip to Londinium later this year where hopefully someone will see fit to give me some kind of employment. But for now i am happy to peruse the pages of fatchicksinpartyhats.com, as wel as spending my days in Dyson Chambers Job Centre, and if nothing turns up soon, don't ignore me as i try to sell you the Big Issue, why not buy a copy and leave me the change for a cup of tea. But - to any potential employers out there I am a multi-tasking strategizing outside the box thinking trouble shooting supervised methodologising effectively communicating brainstorming brand leader, who is clear and to the point. Immediately prior to this nightmare I was in Fukuoka, Japan for nearly 2 and a half years where I felt strangely comfortable in the spiritual home of the bukkake and panty sniffing. Perhaps I can popularize these aforementioned sexual practices in Blighty through hands on workshops and practical demonstrations. And finally, I have skills. Nunchaku skills, tree climbing skills and bonfire building skills. And i kind of look like a cross between Naomi Watts and Evander Holyfield.