Jeremy Clarkson - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm a grand old hunk o'love, packing more punch than Mike Tyson after you've just touched up his sister. A real man's man, I divide my time between moaning for a living and squeezing my rather sizeable backside into performance cars. Oh yes, and i'm on tv a bit too....

My Interests

Cars, Machinery, Girls, Drinking, Explosions, Power, Being a bit grouchy.

I'd like to meet:

Beautiful women in the mould of Angelina Jolie... Even though I am married with children there's nothing wrong with a good perv. Also the entire Green Party, so I can take them all to Butlins in Bognor Regis and call in a nuclear strike.

Music:

Testosterone-fuelled rock. Preferrably of the 70's kind made by men with long hair and nice tight jeans eg. Curved Air, Led Zep, Genesis (I even have a dog named after this band)...

Movies:

I need guns, I need cars, I need beautiful women, I need action. High speed chases, terrorists, gold... The lot. So no Bridget Jones then just to clear it up.

Television:

I am television...

Books:

Reading is for girls and poofy university types (except for my column in The Sun of course).

Heroes:

Idi Amin, Henry Ford and Keith Harris.

My Blog

The truth about Hammond's Teeth

Mr Richard Hammond, Ladies and Gentlemen... that irritatingly chirpy, possibly camp, midget sidekick of mine. Those of you who have been to see Top Gear being filmed will know what I am ab...
Posted by Jeremy Clarkson on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 09:22:00 PST

Getting a new show on air

Thanks for all your ideas... Now its a question of pitching it to the programming department, well, I say "pitching"... In reality I say "lets do that" and they say "yes Jeremy". I h...
Posted by Jeremy Clarkson on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 04:42:00 PST

My new show...

Mmmm, what to do on a Sunday afternoon when you're not currently required to flim Top Gear... I've been mulling over an idea for a new program: Top Hear. Basically we'll examine and showca...
Posted by Jeremy Clarkson on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 08:13:00 PST