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ryan riot

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About Me

some say i wanna be a webcam girl.

see url for details.

i don't chno techno.

(occasionally got class.)

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My Interests

adjective., travelling, not travelling, making abysmal decisions with unfathomable results, making catastrophic decisions with catastrophic results, photography, music, creating music, not using things for their intended purpose, doing laundry, "outer" space, negativespacebetween, fashion, blurred lines, fucked up noises.

I'd like to meet:

lushes, motivated procrastinators, thunderous ponderers, and most importantly yer maker.

Music:

wire, the smiths, the fall, bowie, the make-up, the jam, cult hero, the who, jesus + mary chain, sex pistols, morrissey, the kinks, gang of four, beatles, grinderman, t rex, bauhaus, devo, buzzcocks, the cure pre-1990 godammit, public image ltd, nick cave & the bad seeds, the clash, interpol, creation, jacques dutronc, new york dolls, brian eno, damned, xtc, the dukes of stratosphear, magnetic fields, rolling stones, b-52s, libertines, hives, elton motello, death from above 1979, arcade fire, franz ferdinand, pixies, gary glitter, velvet underground, specials, stooges, css, the ponys, joy division, the injections, suspiria, azeda booth, primes, ludvico treatment, defektors, culte du cargo, the public or the press, certain breeds, fake shark real zombie, all purpose voltage heroes, the parallels, the tranzmitors, adjective.

Movies:

after-jam dance parties @ second street, coen bros, david lynch, wes anderson, monty python, peter sellers, peter o'toole, michael caine, john cusack, bruce campbell, quadrophenia, what's new pussycat, grosse point blank, evil dead 2, princess bride, trees lounge, go, henry and june, orgazmo, lost in translation, drunken camcorder shit.

Television:

twin peaks, the avengers, old warner bros cartoons, family guy, daily show, colbert report, harvey birdman, monty python's flying circus, futurama, that damn top model show, that damn white rapper show.

Books:

the long dark teatime of the soul, the bell jar, a history of the world in 10 1/2 chapters, rendezvous with rama, the picture of dorian gray, the life of pi, edward gorey's stuff, church pamphlets.

Heroes:

the guy who invented the thing that does stuff, or perhaps a close family member who by mentioning him/her makes me look sweet and/or implies I've had a hard life.

My Blog

Things You May Or May Not Have Already Known About Me.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ryan! Ryan is the only bird that can swim but not fly.Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Ryan.People used to believe that dressing their male children...
Posted by ryan riot on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:35:00 PST

I'm ... Irish?

You're 70% IrishYou're very Irish, and most likely from Ireland.(And if you're not, you should be!)How Irish Are You?Actually, I'm 50% Irish....
Posted by ryan riot on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 02:40:00 PST

the ballad of the tibra

The Ballad Of The Tibra A Parable. Two cows, one a boy named Steak and one a girl named Sally, were deeply in love. They were unique as cows in that they had large metallic rings attached to their hea...
Posted by ryan riot on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 01:01:00 PST

i inhaled.

What Famous Leader Are You?personality tests by similarminds.com...
Posted by ryan riot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

(to) all the single dudes

blarg, grog, blan. since i changed my status to "married" i've had more hits per day than ever before, and i do mean to brag, but that's saying a lot. this obviously doesn't matter to me anymore but...
Posted by ryan riot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

LEIGH vs FIDO

LEIGH RIGHTON INCARCERATED FOR ATTEMPTED TECHNOCIDE Vancouver BC CP: Today at 11:21 AM PST Leigh Righton was escorted handcuffed, anklecuffed, and gagged, to her prison cell after pleading guilty ...
Posted by ryan riot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST