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Jaime

just put some vinegar on it

About Me

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LIFE
how old do you feel?: 16 again
where were you on september 11th, 2001?: College newsroom
what do you believe is the meaning of life?: Love, laughter and looooooong kisses
why is the sky blue?: Why not?
what is your favorite thing to cook?: Pasta...kinda hard to screw that up
you have only a dollar to your name...what do you buy?: NOTHING! Should I really be spending my last dollar? Isn't that what got me down to a buck in the first place?
what would your last meal be?: Probably something that'll kill me...with punkin pie for dessert
what is the youngest age you have memories of?: age 5, getting lost at Disney...nice try, Mom
what is your favorite thing in the world?: the man I love
what is your most missed memory?: Sophomore year @ UD
have you ever punched someone on purpose?: No, I no like violence
do you know what color chartreuse is close to?: it's greenish yellow, init?
did you like garbage pail kids?: No, I like the ones that clean up after themselves
why do we have daylight savings time?: To save daylight?
what living person would you want to meet?: Jon Stewart
what dead person?: Mitch Hedberg
where in the world would you live if you could?: Australia ... I love those pie-ple
who is your favorite artist?: Dali...and lately, Escher
who has had the most influence on you (good or bad)?: Jim
what is your favorite dessert?: I believe we've gone over this
what age is your favorite so far in your life?: It was fun being 25...but I have a feeling 26 will be even better
can you make cookies from scratch?: Can I? Sure. Will I? Heavens no.
was the chicken first or the egg?: if that's the question everyone's stuck on, it's no wonder we keep letting a half-wit president run our country.
hershey or nestle?: Hershey because they own Reese's. And Reese's is God.
night out or night in?: Depends
single forever with a great family or no family and your soulmate?: If having a soul mate means no family, then you haven't got a soul mate.
what is your favorite scented candle?: Pumpkin spice
do you ever wear a wife beater?: No, but it'd be fun to be one
if you could live in a store which one would it be?: Crate & Barrel
can you eat a dozen donuts in one sitting: No. But if you have any left over, I'm pretty hungry.
what is your favorite curse word?: Putz
your favorite regular word?: extrapolate
have you ever read/tried to read the bible?: For academic purposes, yes.
who do you dislike most in the world?: People who think patriotism means not questioning anything
what is your ideal date?: Venice Beach...or any beach, for that matter
would you rather marry a deaf or blind person?: Yes
what is your favorite shape?: Duh...I can't stare at this question anymore
can you eat just one chip?: Try me
where is the farthest you've ever been from home?: Israel
what is your desktop background?: I'm forced to stare at 20 identical pictures of myself on Jim's computer
what song do you identify with most?: She thinks my tractor's sexy
which movie do you wish was your life?: The Notebook...well specifically the ending
has someone ever intentionally put food on you?: does it suffice to just answer "yes" to this one and move on? Does anyone really want to read details about "food on me?"
what color is your favorite?: The color purple is my favorite. Strange wording.
what color do you feel represents you?: Any color I happen to be wearing
do you believe in God?: I believe in something that is beyond myself. I choose not to explore it further.
have you ever broken a bone?: Nope
have you ever shut someone's fingers in a door?: My own, actually...happy 21st birthday to me
what is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten and hated?: I have eaten clams and hated them. I don't consider that weird, though.
what is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten and liked?: escargot
what is your ideal ice cream creation?: I'm sure Ben and/or Jerry have already thought of it
if you could marry someone from a movie (the character not actor) then who?: Tristan, Legends of the Fall
what is your favorite thing to do?: Beach it up
what is your favorite junk food?: Reese's, people, pay attention
what is the longest you've gone without talking to anyone?: Probably as long as it takes to fill out this bloody survey
what is your favorite board game?: Sorry!
your favorite book?: I have several
what movie could you watch over and over again?: Monsters Inc
do you know how to change a tire?: Take car to tire store.
have you ever eaten paste?: Paste-a?
what is your ideal halloween costume?: The kind I don't have to wear
what toy have you always wanted and never gotten?: I wanted one of those life-sized Barbie heads
what item could you not go without during the day?: Car
do you consider yourself a smart person?: I'm starting to
who was your first crush?: Lifeguard in Atlantic City...don't remember his name now
who was your first love ?: Dave
do you close your eyes when you listen to music?: Yes, especially when driving.
how old were you when life was the hardest?: 25...but it didn't last that long, thankfully.
do you eat the burnt chips?: They're the best ones
do you still have your baby blanket?: No sir
is there anything you HAVE to do everyday?: Kiss my SO
do you curse in front of family?: someTIMES
what is your favorite tv show ever?: 90210
if you had to get back with and ex who would it be?: no fair...this is not truth or dare and I am not drunk (unfortunately)
when was the last time you felt truly loved by someone?: I feel it 24/7/365
what character trait would you change about yourself?: Laziness
3 wishes... go (no world peace. things that are possible):: 1)That my life 2)stays exactly the same 3)as it is right now
have you ever passed out?: nah
have you ever slapped yourself in the face?: when I'm falling asleep at my computer at work
have you been in a car accident?: yeah, one, i don't recommend it
favorite line from a song?: I'm thinkin about my doorbell, when you gonna ring it, when you gonna ring it
favorite line from a movie?: Kitty!
what do you do when the power goes out?: Poke my eyes out...because I thought I was just going blind
who do people say you look like?: Someone much more interesting than I really am
favorite holiday?: 4th of July
if you could be doing anything at all right now, what would it be?: lovin on my man
if you could know how, when and where you will die, would you want to know?: hell no.
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My Interests


You are a City Girl!
Whether you live in the city or not, you've got the heart of a city girl.
You're up on the latest trends - what's hot in music, food, and fashion.
And you love to be on the go. Your perfect day is filled with tons of fun.
Your perfect guy is a city guy, so head to LA, NYC, Sydney, or London to find him! What Kind of Girl Are You?

I'd like to meet:

A tightrope walker. If you're walking down the street with him and he falls down, that is totally unacceptable.I had a job interview once. The interviewer asked me, "Where do you see yourself in five years?"I said, "Celebrating the five-year anniversary of you asking me this question."-Mitch Hedberg

Music:

Anything I can sing along to (badly) at the top of my lungs while driving down I-10 in a Jeep. This includes Amy Winehouse, John Mayer, Corinne Bailey Rae, the Killers, Patty Griffin, Susan Tedeschi, Joss Stone, Nikka Costa, Dixie Chicks, Anna Nalick, Keane, Guster, Live, DMB, Phish (yes, still)

Movies:

Sappy 80s. Bring it on. Ghost makes me warm and fuzzy. Ditto. And Monsters Inc. Kitty!!! Anything that Jim hasn't turned me off to by finding all the errors in it (did you see that? That window was NOT broken a second ago!!!)

Television:

WEEDS, The Office, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Family Guy, My Name is Earl, TLC Daytime, any whodunit, law & order, etc.

Books:

I read newspapers for a living. Think I got time to read books?

Heroes:

Mom-Mom. She is there for me unconditionally.

My Blog

The REAL Halloween Horror

Back in myyyyyy day....   nothing was more exciting than Halloween. Coming up with a new costume every year (that's clutch, because you'll be wearing it from morning till night, unless something...
Posted by Jaime on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 07:58:00 PST

the whole nine lives

"Cats are not people." "Cats are not people." "Cats are not people." I find myself delivering this mantra internally in my weaker moments. Or, as my husband would say, my motherly moments. But hey, I&...
Posted by Jaime on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:56:00 PST

Glass Houses

Something very tragic happened in Daytona Beach this week. And I have to speak up about it because I can no longer stand to hear ignorance being tossed around so haphazardly and irresponsibly. &nb...
Posted by Jaime on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:46:00 PST

open letter to 579

(BELOW IS A LETTER I WROTE TO 579, A POPULAR TEEN CLOTHING STORE I WANDERED INTO ONE DAY WHILE SHOPPING. I RECEIVED NO RESPONSE FROM THE COMPANY AFTER TWO WEEKS, SO I DECIDED TO POST IT AS AN OPEN LET...
Posted by Jaime on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:39:00 PST

part VIII

Day 8: Thursday, Aug. 9 More exploration was in store. After a filling breakfast at the Millstone, Spearfish Canyon was first on the agenda. The ride consisted of a winding road with sparkling treasu...
Posted by Jaime on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:17:00 PST

part V

Day 5: Monday, Aug. 6South Dakota, you may not know, is very big. It's also very dry. Riding across it seemed to take an eternity. About halfway across, we ventured into a frighteningly dark sky and w...
Posted by Jaime on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:09:00 PST

part XIV

Day 14: Wednesday, Aug. 15Within the morning, we were back in our home state, and we couldn't be happier. We were so close, yet we still had a few hours to go, and those few hours weren't easy. Both o...
Posted by Jaime on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:31:00 PST

parts XII and XIII

Day 12: Monday, Aug. 13Smooth sailing on the highways helped us make good time and even left us opportunities for inventive song creations. One prime example is my ingenius usage of the town of Peoria...
Posted by Jaime on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:26:00 PST

part XI

Day 11: Sunday, Aug. 12We strapped on our helmets -- which I hadn't missed one bit in oursix-day stay in helmet-free Keloland -- and geared up for a four-dayride home. We'd have to set aside the leisu...
Posted by Jaime on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:21:00 PST

part X

Day 10: Saturday, Aug. 11On what would be our last day in the Black Hills, we decided to headoff the beaten path a little. A little blip on the map called WoundedKnee was 100 or so miles south of us. ...
Posted by Jaime on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:21:00 PST