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Lindsay

One hand on the wheel, the other out the window, smile on my face, my middle finger up

About Me

This is what a fight for ethics looks like (ALWAYS wear your Chucks): If I could have any job, it would be naming the colors of Crayola crayons and markers. But instead I own a mobile dog grooming business, and the best one you can ask for. I got out of newspapers after about five professional years because they're going the way of the dinosaur and they're corrupt and I'm over working nights, weekends, holidays and 60-hour weeks. I'm the luckiest person in the world, and it's all Jon's fault. I love my basset hound (he has superpowers) and other people's basset hounds (and yes I do stop and squeal when I see one) and my fat cat and my boyfriend and my friends and cheese and alcoholic beverages and Green Day and California and tattoos and Calvin and Hobbes and Chuck Taylors and Hidden Valley Ranch and doing silly stuff, preferably with all of the above. I dye my hair a lot and listen to punk because I have a short attention span. My mom buys most of my socks because that's what she likes to do. My favorite holiday is Halloween. I have four keys on my keyring and five keychains. I like to cross-stitch. Someday I want three basset hounds, an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu, but my boyfriend feels otherwise. Don't breed or buy while homeless dogs and cats die.


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Disney kicks your ass.
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He was paid a large sum of money to go to a Dodger game and shut me up. It worked. Too bad I'm a Giants fan.
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I like to make my friends into small, digital, green hedgehogs:
adopt your own virtual pet!
You Are the Middle Finger
A bit fragile and dependent on your friends, you're not nearly as hostile as you seem.
You are balanced, easy to get along with, and quite serious.
However, you can get angry and fed up with those around you. And you aren't afraid to show it!
You get along well with: The Index Finger
Stay away from: The Pinky What Finger Are You? THIS IS SO CUTE!

My Interests

Who is the pimpest of them all?What can I say Everything I needed to know about life I learned from Calvin and Hobbes.


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two of the cutest boys I know


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I have my own star on the Walk of Fame: My cousin pooch is also pimp. It runs in the family.

I'd like to meet:

This dog. He lives in Huntington Beach, so I am determined and destined to find him so he can teach my basset how to skate and they can be best buddies and be the envy of dogs across the world and pee on trees together. Oh, and Cesar Milan. I bow to him. And if you're some random band or singer, I'm not going to add you, so GIVE IT UP. And Russell Martin in a Giant's uniform. Just so I could take him home for one night:

Music:

I like pop punk. I'm a dying breed. Green Day, the Queers, Screeching Weasel, Ann Berretta, Bouncing Souls, Descendants, NOFX, Pennywise, Strung Out, Pinhead Gunpowder, the Used, Tilt, Alkaline Trio, Social Distortion, Rise Against, the Vandals, Dillinger Four, Dwarves, Lagwagon, Lawrence Arms, Less Than Jake, Allister, Mest, Loved Ones, Bad Religion, blah, why do you care no one likes my shit anyway

Movies:

American Beauty, Chicago, Napoleon Dynamite, the Omen, Nightmare Before Christmas, Peter Pan, Clerks/Mallrats/Chasing Amy, Happy Tree Friends, Jesus Camp, Debbie Does Dallas, anything animated Disney

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, those murder and forensic shows on Court TV, those investigative shows on MSNBC, King of the Hill, Invader Zim, SpongeBob, Penn and Teller's Bullsh*t!, almost any game show — but best of all is Wheel of Fortune — and, of course, Conan!


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Books:


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Catcher in the Rye. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Calvin and Hobbes.

Heroes:

Or my pooch, the dead-sexy rebel:Some of my family: This man really CAN talk to animals!


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My Blog

ArOoOOoOoooOOOoooo

Jon and I went to a Basset Hound ranch (called Daphneyland, http://www.daphneyland.com/) full of rescued hounds today for Bathe a Basset Day, YAAAY! Heaven is a bunch of hounds, and it's right here in...
Posted by Lindsay / Stynkerbel on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:40:00 PST

One side of the country to the other

So Jon and I had to fly to the East Coast to pick up my dog grooming van, then drive the van back. Jon, born and raised in Southern California, hasn't seen much else of the U.S., so I got to take him ...
Posted by Lindsay / Stynkerbel on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 11:05:00 PST

DOGGIES DOGGIES DOGGIES!

Here's a collection of the dogs I've groomed in school and out. I'm get SO excited to get my van (sometime in February) and to finally start my business and start a new career, so if you're in Souther...
Posted by Lindsay / Stynkerbel on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:21:00 PST

My new perfume

I always thought I was lucky because I knew what I wanted to do with my life: be a features designer for newspapers. I guess I never counted on the industry going down the tube, or being overworked to...
Posted by Lindsay / Stynkerbel on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 07:57:00 PST

I'm bouncing off the walls again

Someone please get me a fucking job1.) What curse word do you use the most?:many grammatical variations of fuck2.) Do you own an XBOX?we're a PS2 household3.) Who on your Myspace "Top 8" do you talk t...
Posted by Lindsay / Stynkerbel on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 01:49:00 PST

Read all about it

For those of you who don't know, my paper (Santa Barbara News-Press) has descended into chaos. Six of our top editors and a columnist who was at the paper for 45-plus years have left, one of whom I wa...
Posted by Lindsay / Stynkerbel on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 12:32:00 PST

These are some FIERCE pooches

To take my mind off Jon being in Mexico for his brother's bachelor party this weekend, Melanie and I tore up the Big Dog Festival on Saturday. Her new basset pup Liberty (Libby) was totally the best ...
Posted by Lindsay / Stynkerbel on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 12:12:00 PST

MWAHAHAHAHA!

Melanie, Lil Bob, Aj and Dane are all on MySpace now, how kick ass is THAT. Now all I have to do is get Lil Bob and Dane to move out here and I can begin my plan to rule the world, so watch the fuck o...
Posted by Lindsay / Stynkerbel on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 10:03:00 PST

Note to self:

When you have a lot of shit to do, don't start downloading music.
Posted by Lindsay / Stynkerbel on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 12:30:00 PST