Stand Up Comedy, Improv, Listening to Music, Playing Music, Musicals, Theatrical Acting, Video Games, Creative Writing, Watching Television, Watching Films, Sleeping, Sleeping In, Napping, Surfing the Net, Channel Surfing, Meeting New People, Meeting Old People, Cooking Shit, Hanging Out, Karaoke
Anyone who wants to meet me.
Foo Fighters, Green Day, The Rosenbergs, Our Lady Peace, The Tragically Hip, U2, The Minibosses, Radiohead, Blur, Rage Against the Machine, Bloodhound Gang, Sloan, REM, Smashing Pumpkins, Weezer, Nirvana, Goo Goo Dolls, Aerosmith, Guns n Roses, Barenaked Ladies, Paul Oakenfold, Crystal Method, Daft Punk, Beastie Boys, DJ Qbert, The Screaming Pickles, Video Game Soundtracks
Comedian, The Rock, 40 Year Old Virgin, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Gone in 60 Seconds, Spider-Man and Spider-Man 2 (3 Sucked), The Big Hit, Half Baked, Anchorman, Romeo and Juliet, Not Another Teen Movie, American Pie, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, There's Something About Mary
SNL, Mad TV, Family Guy, Chappelle's Show, The Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, The Daily Show, Drawn Together, underGRADS, 6teen, Kids in the Hall, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Da Ali G Show, Viva La Bam, Jackass, Friends
"The Joy of Pi" by David Blatner
"Romeo & Juliet" by William Shakespeare
Mom, Dad, EVERY SINGLE stand up comic working today, anyone who has the balls to go on a stage and speak their mind, Mike MacDonald, Dave Attell, Mitch Hedberg (RIP), Dave Hudson (for helping me realize what I want to be), Anyone who has ever helped me out along the way, Dave Grohl, Owen Hart (RIP), Hugh Hefner (for being THE MAN) and all the women of the world who brighten up my day just by looking pretty and existing. Thank you all.