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Nekomata

Sterilized by Gamma Irradiation

About Me

I'm not your standard issue human. I can usually be found face down in a gutter somewhere, stinking of cheap ethanol and covered in the blood of my victims. I enjoy my brain and all of its hidden traps, pitfalls, and otherwise complicated corridors. I can't type very well and I hate proofreading so suck it the hell up and just ignore my typos. Furthermore, I am not a "nice" guy. The term "nice" conjures up images of a servile, fawning invertebrate continually attempting to garner the favor of some person who most likely doesn't deserve such acclaim. Instead, I am a fascinating individual who will slice you in two with a butter knife if you don't watch it. I'm also generous, intelligent, fantastically beautiful and a big fat stupid JERK. Oh, I'm also perfect. Yep, Perfect with a capital P. If you don't agree, you're just some freedom hating liberal anyway.

Also, "Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

My Interests

www.peakoil.net, end of civilization scenarios, pomegranates, Japanese woodblock paintings, swing dancing, tattoos, hats of varying styles, driving in the country, the 1957 Chevy BelAir, Banff Canada, becoming powerful by use of underhanded subterfuge, Irezumi (more tattoos), geeky girls, Yersinia pestis, cholera, other such things as that, Hinduism, Buddhism, Shinto, the Japanese Imperial Navy, that fucking annoying clanking noise that I can hear right now, sleeping, eating, sex, fine wine, not so fine wine, cheap wine, wine made from brake fluid that's been filtered through moldy bread left on a radiator for three months, beer (especially hefe weisen), time, space, and a whole lot of other things.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet my antimatter counterpart so that we might collide and destroy the earth.

Through the Gates of Hell
I have an assortment of odd and interesting friends.
Click here to VIEW THE DAMNED

Music:

Is just organized noise...sweet organized noise...Portishead, Johnny Cash: especially American Man III and IV, Waylon Jennings, Nick Cave, Morcheeba, Melvins, Perfect Circle, Crystal Method, any and all Big Band music, any old time jazz, and a lot of other things.

Movies:

Dr. Strangelove or How I learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb

A Clockwork Orange

anything dark and strange

Television:

rots your brain... Except the Simpsons...which also rots your liver, pancreas, and carotid.

Books:

I Enoch and the other Apocrypha, WWII history of any type, read the Dark Tower series and was bitterly disappointed in the end but at least I was introduced to Browning's Childe Roland to The Dark Tower Came

My personal library consists of about 1/2 fiction of various types and 1/2 science, mostly biology.

Heroes:

YHWH, the war like God of the Old Testement. That guy kicked so much ass it isn't even funny. Just read Joshua and Judges!


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The 1 2 3 rule

Here are some airport and other facts that you may not be familiar with. 1 acre = 43560 ft^2 Our house is 1200 ft^2, our property is probably ~3600 ft^2 Calamity is ~2 ft^2, Zero is ~2.25 ft^2 and...
Posted by Nekomata on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 09:41:00 PST

Revere

I haven't had wireless in days.  It is like being on a ship, drifting along aimlessly in the doldrums, bizarre, thirst driven hallucinations haunting my waking moments while dreams of strange, fa...
Posted by Nekomata on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 08:44:00 PST

Thursday, May 22, 2008

We went to cost plus world market a fe w weeks back and were sold on a red wine there which goes by the name of Bangin' Red (Crescendo Hills Vineyard).Bangin Red, as the young man running the little w...
Posted by Nekomata on Thu, 22 May 2008 11:13:00 PST

If only President Bush could run again...

I noticed that there was a gigantic cyclone in Myanmar the other day. Then an earthquake in China.You know, if I didn't know better, I'd think that Someone whose name starts with a capital J was on h...
Posted by Nekomata on Fri, 16 May 2008 09:02:00 PST

Last time on The Rogue Tongue...

Here is an email that an associate recently asked me my opinon of:As you may have heard, each of us will be getting a tax rebate check to stimulate the economy.If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the ...
Posted by Nekomata on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:40:00 PST

SCREAM CAPS

Canned dog food is a tricky thing.  There are many brands and varieties such as chicken and rice, beef stew, dead hobo, and others that dogs no doubt encounter in thier natural habitats quite reg...
Posted by Nekomata on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:55:00 PST

I think the miracle whip made the dogs mad.

Mad as in mad with wild hallucinations, mad as in delirious with incredible power. You cannot imagine THE POWER of dogs which have eaten expired Miracle Whip, they are that powerful. Fortunately they ...
Posted by Nekomata on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 06:54:00 PST

I am Beardo

A couple of items of note before I get into it, Item A:  A creeping  gnome. I couldn’t embed because embedding was disabled by request but linking is still legal.  Go, look, ...
Posted by Nekomata on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:36:00 PST

Thoughts on the Schwarzschild Bubble

A couple of weeks ago I attended a seminar given by Dr. Lynn Margulis, a controversial figure in the science world who championed, through sheer perseverance, the theory that microbial symbiosis led t...
Posted by Nekomata on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:33:00 PST

The hidden hand of the Free Market

Saturday's wine pick was a quick decision due to the fact that we had to have dinner with my parents, my un-brother, his new lady friend, and his preggers daughter. My father, who did have but one sma...
Posted by Nekomata on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:33:00 PST