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Jill Hates All!!!

Phill's Arch Nemesis

About Me

My seemingly innocent demeanor makes me all that much more diabolical.

My Interests

Plotting the downfall of human civilization, quest for ultimate power, world domination, etc. But in my spare time, I enjoy playing Zelda.

I'd like to meet:

Slightly less maniacal individual to serve as my evil sidekick in my quest to crush my enemies, after which I will promptly betray in true super villain fashion.All potential applicants must message me first with something intelligent or face immediate vaporization.Face my judgment filthy humans!!!

Music:

A Perfect Circle, Arcade Fire, Beck, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nirvana, Radiohead, Secret Machines, Smashing Pumpkins, Tool

Movies:

Good the Bad and the Ugly, Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting, Clockwork Orange, Hero, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, City of Lost Children, The Dark Crystal, The Last Unicorn, Legend, The Nightmare Before Christmas

Television:

Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Scrubs, Indvader Zim, Cowboy Bebop, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Vision of Escaflowne, and anything exceptionally nerdy on PBS

Books:

How to be a Villain by Neil Zawacki.

Heroes:

That's just ridiculous

My Blog

how to hunt the vorpal bunny

You may or may not know this about me, but I've been playing Final Fantasy XII for a while now.   I've managed to log about 70 hours, but I've been playing it for over a year.   Th...
Posted by Jill Hates All!!! on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:00:00 PST

cake problem

If you don't already know, I'm getting married in 2 weeks.  I'm not one to make a big deal out of things nor do I want to be the center of attention.  Therefore, I have agreed to have a smal...
Posted by Jill Hates All!!! on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:51:00 PST

shorge toble yews revenge

I seem to always be grouchy these days.  Today I actually have a reason.  I had a bad morning.  Following my wonderful wonderful vacation, I come back to work only to find that someone ...
Posted by Jill Hates All!!! on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 09:56:00 PST

and the lord god said......

Thou shall not spec! Yes folks, God has spoken to me yet again.   He literally struck down my spectrophotometer with a bolt of lightening.  How awesome is that?  I thought the tec...
Posted by Jill Hates All!!! on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 12:51:00 PST

palindrome of dog

So God came today.  Guess what he did?  He miraculously put a brand spanking new bottle of tPA* that I swear I had never seen before in the refrigerator.  Of all the times He could have...
Posted by Jill Hates All!!! on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:09:00 PST

free money

So research hasn't been the greatest these days.  I pretty much give strokes to rats.  It's a very up and down kind of job, but mostly down.  Most things in science don't work the first...
Posted by Jill Hates All!!! on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:58:00 PST

calamity jane mcduff

I had a bit of an adventure this past weekend resulting in little to no sleep since Saturday night.  I've been wanting a puppy for about 6 years or so, but could never get one because I lived in ...
Posted by Jill Hates All!!! on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:03:00 PST

anatomicals

So a few weeks ago, my family came up to visit.  I took the girls (my mom and sister) to Target to look at crap and spend money we didn't have.  My underlying mission was to get an idea for ...
Posted by Jill Hates All!!! on Fri, 18 May 2007 03:13:00 PST

birthday bash

Thanks all for the birthday wishes and all that stuff.  And here I thought you'd all forget.  Here's a list of my cool presents so far.  Please note the "so far".Convection oven with ro...
Posted by Jill Hates All!!! on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:01:00 PST

katherine's response

This is a letter I received from a young girl named Katherine:     ello ello, I'm sorry but how come ur pretending to be Invader Zim, when by ur blog thingy's u can tell ur not him? -K...
Posted by Jill Hates All!!! on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:21:00 PST