ROLLER DERBY! !!! Specifically, going to practice, skating laps, endurance skating, speed skating, baseball slides, rock star falls, one-knee drops, going to committee meetings, "liberating" workplace supplies for Roller Derby, xeroxing flyers for Roller Derby, hanging posters for Roller Derby, promoting Roller Derby, being broke from gas money to get to practice, looking at people's X-rays, Drive-Invasion, Underground Atlanta, situps, crunches, pushups, fishnets, knee socks, elbow pads, knee pads, mouthguards, helmets, wristguards, new laces, new wheels, new bearings, skate tools, no money, sports bras, leg lunges, eyeliner, sponsors, volunteers, floor crew, referees, interviews, radio appearances, recruitment parties, fundraisers, raffles, NO ROLLERBLADES, skate repairs, going to practice, skills assessments, rink zombies, Derby Pervs, Rink Lurkers, Skaterade, Merchandise, Website, forum, forum, ULC, Sparkles Marietta, Dazzles, All-American Rink, jam skating, Inman Park Parade, East Atlanta Parade, Little Five Points Halloween Parade, Fall Brawl, Championship Bout, Flat-Track Leagues, Carolina Rollergirls, Texas Rollergirls, RollerCon, ChiCon, MinnCon, meetings, Dress Rehearsal, practice, rotate and clean wheels, skate lube, lighter fluid, skate maintenance, kneepads, gym bag, helmet, stickers, pins, practice, practice and more practice
Other derby leagues and roller derby girls from across the US, as well as our new sisters in Europe, New Zealand, Australia, and beyond! People that can help us: bands, referees, cheerleaders, volunteers, helpers, sponsors, fishnet-weaving spiders, millionaires who will buy us our own rink with no strings attached, people who will buy us drinks because we spent all our money on gas going to practice, clothing sponsors, orthopaedic sponsors, dental sponsors, insurance sponsors, liquor lawyers who could advise us on some issues so we can finalize our beer situation, people who like violent women. People who watch Derby and understand the rules. Anyone who will help us further the Roller Derby Revolution!
Nashville Pussy, Mastodon, The Black Lips, The Swear, Deerhunter, The Coathangers, The Luchagors, DasAssjugend, Black Daniels, Slow Motion Crash, Johnny Knox + Hi-Test, Kingsized, GirlParts, Luigi, The Liverhearts, Untied States, Kenotia, Foxfire.
Bay City Bombers...
No time for TV! Gotta go to endurance practice!
No time for books! Gotta go to scrimmage practice!
TEXAS ROLLERGIRLS!