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About Me

My Interests

ROLLER DERBY; Getting spanked by Hot Shocks in 2007. Quad skates; hot chicks in fishnets; the smell of new wrist guards & knee pads, people giving us stuff-- esp. PBR & Jager, Photographs & money; punk rock, hip hop, metal & indie; redheads, brunettes, & blondes (don't forget the BlueBlackheads); Girl's Night (Every Night), Fresh wounds, hard hits, tuff chicks, Geishas, Yakuza, SODOKU, Roller Con, SThug...oh and RATT.

I'd like to meet:

The shape of our own asses when we kiss them goodbye next week. A hardcore spanking from the Shocks. An ability to embrace failure.

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Music:

The sound of our tears when we lose to the Shocks. It's ambient.

Movies:

How to Lose a Game in 10 days. Seppuku & You. You say Hari, I say Kiri. Kamikaze, the sad solution.

Television:

Educatinal films like the 2007 Championship Shocks on DVD. Most Extreme Elemination Challenge, Iron Chef, KAIJU BIG BATTEL...

Books:

Being OK with Losing, by Losey McLoserson.How to Fail Gracefully, by Toxic McBeatdownCrying's Ok, by Boohoo McSakeloss

Heroes:

The Toxic Shocks.

My Blog

Parlor Tricks are fun...

...come watch the Toxic Shocks throw 'em down like they invented them August 5th, in hopes of claiming the Championship Title! After taking the game in a nail-biter last Sunday, it's already time to d...
Posted by The Sake Tuyas on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:02:00 PST

On display- our incredible kung-fu style: SKATING MANTIS

This SUNDAY at All American in Stone Mountian, GA (a mere 20 minutes from Atlanta!!), watch the Sake Tuyas take on the Denim Demons in an epic battle of skating skill.Tailgating starts at 4, doors ope...
Posted by The Sake Tuyas on Tue, 08 May 2007 11:13:00 PST

BATTLE CONTINUES

COME SEE THE SAKE TUAYS BATTLE IT OUT AGAINST THE APOCALYPSTIX!!!
Posted by The Sake Tuyas on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:56:00 PST

NEW GEISHA ASSASINS/ AND SAYING GOODBYE TO SAKE SISTERS

The Sake Tuya's welcome our newest members... KITTY K SWITCHBLADE SIOUXSIE TEACHER PAIN THANA TRON These ladies will be bringing the pain, Sake Style, to the rink in March. The Sake's also say goodb...
Posted by The Sake Tuyas on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 06:46:00 PST

STIX GET KICKED IN 06!!

Come watch us Slaughter the Apocalypstix, this Sunday at the Atlanta Rollergirls CHAMPIONSHIP Bout! We've been waiting to claim the title once again, and need you all to come cheer us on! Come early...
Posted by The Sake Tuyas on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 09:20:00 PST

Down N' Derby: Stix & Shocks!!!

Tailgating starts at 4!!!!!...
Posted by The Sake Tuyas on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 12:14:00 PST

BBQ and BREWS before Spring Slaughter

Come a couple of hours early to hang with the Sakes and Stix at our tailgate party! Bring some meat to throw on the grill and chill with us before the Demons and Shocks heat up the track. Should ...
Posted by The Sake Tuyas on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 11:01:00 PST

Spring Slaughter-- April 9th

SPRING SLAUGHTER: APRIL 9TH ..April 9th: Atlanta Rollergirls second bout of the 2006 season!Denim Demons vs. The Toxic Shocks (Atlanta Debut)Buy your tickets now! Advance tickets can be purchased on-l...
Posted by The Sake Tuyas on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 12:41:00 PST

MARCH OF DARKNESS FIRST BOUT OF ROLLERGIRL 2006 SEASON

..March 12th, 2006Atlanta Rollergirls first bout of the 2006 season!A rematch of the bone-crushing 2005 championship bout! Featuring the Sake Tuyas vs. Apocalypstix.Halftime entertainment provided by ...
Posted by The Sake Tuyas on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 10:04:00 PST

Takin' Care of Bingo (Feb. 19th @ Loca Luna)

Sunday, Feb. 19th (the day before Presidents Day/3 day weekend) Takin' Care of Bingo! Elvis Bingo Fundraiser (part two!) at Loca Luna in Midtown. This event was a sellout last month, so we've added ...
Posted by The Sake Tuyas on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 07:56:00 PST