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I'm originally from Queens, NY. I now live in a small town about an hour away from Atlanta, GA. I work in a very unique cafe where I wait tables. I'm a college student (business major) with a long way to go. I am an Anchor Spanker (jeerleader for the Denim Demons). I would love to have my own restaurant one day. I believe in living life to the fullest and doing what makes you happy. I believe in love and tolerance towards all walks of life. I don't subscribe to any organized religion, because I personally don't need it. All that matters is living a good life. What you put out there will come back to you. I have many goals, hopes, and dreams. One of those goals is to see the world and travel.I love roller derby, art, nature, music, and easy going people. I'm a bit of a tomboy. I think being "feminine" should never get in the way of hard work, learning something new, or just having fun. I think the definition of feminine needs to evolve with women. The last sense I'd want to lose is hearing because I can't live without music.Facebook me!..
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.
Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
You Are 60% Boyish and 40% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
Your Taste in Music:
90's Alternative: Highest Influence
80's Alternative: High Influence
80's R&B: High Influence
Classic Rock: High Influence
Punk: High Influence How's Your Taste in Music? ..

My Interests

Many different types of music and movies, roller derby, the environment, cooking, picasso, kahlo, dali, coleman, laffoley, munch, van gogh, de saint phalle, giger, neruda, conspiracy theories, organic/free trade/whole foods/farmer's markets(I could be there all day long!), orchids, traveling, rollercoasters, burlesque, accents, dried red roses, venus flytraps, tattoos, sushi, wine, rum, concerts, hiking, camping, spicy food (especially Indian), NYC, watching people do stupid things, Inuit Olympic events, and pushing my body to it's physical limitations.

I'd like to meet:

Open minded caring individuals who rock so hard! Sasha Baron Cohen, Christopher Walken, Dave Chapelle, Manny Puig, Gordon Ramsay, the Putas del Fuego, Johnny Knoxville, Chopper Read, Chola, The Dudesons, Flogging Molly, David Bowie, Daniel Johnston, The Pixies...

Music:

rockabilly/psychobilly, punk, post-punk, new wave, classic rock, jazz, hip-hop, grunge rock, almost any chick rock band, anything that makes me dance. Some faves: Reverend Horton Heat, Unknown Hinson, Ween, Flogging Molly, The Pixies, David Bowie, Fugazi, and Jimi Hendrix.

Movies:

I generally like movies by Kevin Smith, Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, Martin Scorcese, Stanley Kubrick, the Coen brothers, Tim Burton, Oliver Stone, Guy Ritchie, P.T. Anderson, Almodovar, bad TROMA films (I love me some Rockabilly Vampire!) and many more...

Television:

The Sarah Silverman Program, Rollergirls, Flavor of Love, The Squidbillies, South Park, No Reservations, Kitchen Nightmares, The Simpsons, American Dad, Futurama, Rob & Big, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Ab-Fab, Wife Swap, Mr. Show, Hell's Kitchen, Treasure Hunters, Jackass, Wildboyz, Fishing with John, The Chapelle Show, The Sopranos, Reno 911, Carnivale, Flight of the Conchords, Deadwood, Da Ali G Show, Scrubs, Drawn Together, Wonder Showzen, Robot Chicken, Geldof in Africa, Disinformation TV, Arrested Development, almost anything on FoodTV, and The Family Guy.

Books:

cookbooks...Huxley, Vonnegut, Plath, Robbins, Chopper Read, Kafka, and more!

Heroes:

Chick rockers, roller derby queens, daredevils, artists, musicians, traveleres/explorers, and chefs.

My Blog

ARG March 8th bout

If you weren't at the Yaarab Shrine on Ponce de Leon Ave. March 8th...you missed out! It was ultra exciting for everyone involved. The Denim Demons played the Toxic Shocks in the first bout. Denim Dem...
Posted by Chopper Bleed on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 06:25:00 PST

Anchor Spankers

I have joined an elite group of women chosen to cheer & JEER for the oh-so-awesome Denim Demons (that's an Atlanta Rollergirls team for those who didn't know). We are the Anchor Spankers! It's not...
Posted by Chopper Bleed on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 07:09:00 PST

Rosie the Rollergirl

So I took today off from work to recover from my new awesome tattoo! It's of Rosie the Riveter as a rollergirl. She's tough & sexy! Unfortunately I feel like ass. My head is pounding and my leg is...
Posted by Chopper Bleed on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 08:37:00 PST

Derby diaries

Katie and I went to the skating rink yesterday afternoon and skated for about 3 hours. It was a blast! It was the second time I've ever driven on the highway. The first time I was with my boyfriend an...
Posted by Chopper Bleed on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 07:28:00 PST

Training

The training begins and soon before you will emerge a warrior! *ROAR!* So I'm teaching myself how to skate. It's like a baby learning how to walk...it's been 16 years since I've been on roller skates....
Posted by Chopper Bleed on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 07:56:00 PST

Ladies Night

Ladies night was October, Friday the 13th! The worst thing that happened was a mega-wedgie and a hangover the next day. Karen's house was rockin'! Lots of rum and vodka, ...
Posted by Chopper Bleed on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 09:08:00 PST

If once you knew me & want to know me now

I really want to apologizze to all the folks out there in NY, and other areas, for not keeping in touch like I always said I would. I know it's understandable that when you move somewhere and start a ...
Posted by Chopper Bleed on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 04:40:00 PST

Niki de Saint Phalle

Recently my boyfriend & I went to the Atlanta Botanical Gardens where some of Niki de Saint Phalle's sculptures are on display. If aren't familiar with her work, I suggest checking it out in...
Posted by Chopper Bleed on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 08:46:00 PST

Goodbye, Sweet LeBaaaron!

My '92 LeBaron GTC died. Shitty transmission that's not worth fixing. It could cost me double what I paid for the car. It was a fun car to drive. It was a fun car to just hang out in on a ...
Posted by Chopper Bleed on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 04:28:00 PST

Where's your LeBaron? I Only see 1 LeBaron here!!!

The subject is a a quote from the opening scene of Tom Green's "Freddy Got Fingered." I recently purchased my first car (oooh...Cristina's growing up!). It's a '92 LeBaron convertible! I can't wait to...
Posted by Chopper Bleed on Mon, 08 May 2006 04:52:00 PST