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punkybruiser

Fuk those Bitches!!!

About Me

I have been skating with TXRD's Lonestar Rollergirls since 2004. I have been lucky enough to skate with some of the most amazing women in roller derby. My team, the Holy Rollers have won the Calvello Cup twice, in 2004 and 2007. I am deeply in love with roller derby and the Lonestar Rollergirls.
I love my Muthafucking HOLY ROLLERS!!!I am one loveable sick bitch. I love Diamonds and cheeseburgers!!!! I was born in a junk yard. Sometimes I can be cruel and mean. I enjoy stories that are personal and dramatic. I usually look at the pictures before I read the words. Oh, and I have miraculous ovaries. "My week is better than your year."
What Your Dreams Mean...
Your dreams seem to show that you're a bit disturbed... but nothing serious. So you like bashing in brains, who doesn't?
You may have a problem you're trying to work out in your sleep.
Overall, you are very content in your life. You enjoy making your friends laugh, even if they don't know what the hell you are talking about.
You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind.
You secretly want to hide your dreams from your waking mind. Just remember your powers can be used for good. What Do Your Dreams Mean?MFHR 2007!

My Interests

Roller Derby,PRUNO, wearing plaid, watching people eat, adventures, Fan-Art, black eyes, Lou Diamond Phillips,skee ball, bruises,antics, fiction fiction,making people roll their eyes, booze in a bush,Diamonds,cheeseburgers,playing dress up, making drinks (you gotta try an angry gibson),dada,hanging out in airports, stuff that sparkles, red velvet cake,and smashing beer bottles. Oh, and picking flowers.

I'd like to meet:

Rollergirls, Roller Derby fans, Kelly Rippa's agent/manager, people that make me laugh, or somebody who will stuff Diamonds into my pockets! Okay, ready..set..GO!

Music:

I think, I just heard a champagne bottle pop.

Movies:

I really enjoy soft core adventure films. Chan is Missing,Cannonball Run, Cannonball Run II, Mother Jugs and Speed, The Big Bus, To Hell and Back, are some of my favorites. I have seen La Bamba over 6,000 times and I still cry. Sometimes I just sit in my room and scream LOU DIAMOND, over and over, and over again. Over and over and over again!LOU DIAMOND!

Television:

Who has time for T.V.? I am too busy eating cat food.

Books:

My bible. Damn, I wish I brought my bible to Europe with me.

Heroes:

Loud old ladies, Pippi Longstocking, Cherry Chainsaw and B.F."Those who give up essential liberties for temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -Benjamin Franklin Damn straight!

My Blog

ode to Dan Brown

some may say,"DAN BROWN", and think my obsession is as silly as a clownDAN BROWN hanging out with puppets and monkeys I become dizzy, when I imagine DAN BROWN as a kid eating dirt and downing squirtOh...
Posted by punkybruiser on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

loyalty to cheeseburgers!

Today at the bus stop I thought that I saw Richard Ramirez. I could not help but think about all the good old days. The days when it was okay to take candy from strangers. When you could just walk ...
Posted by punkybruiser on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

LOU DIAMOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did one Lou Diamond say to the other Lou Diamond?
Posted by punkybruiser on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST