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Downshift Jr.

Back and forth forever

About Me

You're not my real dad.

My Interests

Juggling chainsaws.

I'd like to meet:

I really hate Ghandi.

Music:

Bands that start with the letter (M).

Movies:

http://www.operatorerror.net/drunkz.avi

Books:

does thrasher count?

Heroes:

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried.

My Blog

damn it lucy...

6 Weird Things/Habits About Me1. i hate water. i hate the feel. i hate not seeing what the hell is in it. it just sort of gives me a weird vibe.2. i think quiche is the most disgusting thing in the...
Posted by Downshift Jr. on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 12:58:00 PST

the art of rebellion

One day while hanging out in Alaska, Damian, Shane, and Andrew  got eating by a whale.  It was straight out of some Disney shit.  So sitting in the belly of the whale it got really real...
Posted by Downshift Jr. on Wed, 24 May 2006 06:20:00 PST

in case you missed it...which you did

the other night at work mr. quentin tarantino came in.strange looking guy.he sat down like any other person.but then everyone hounded him like no other.let the fucking guy eat in peace!mind you i did ...
Posted by Downshift Jr. on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 08:44:00 PST

old man

i guess my 23 year old ass wasn't meant to skateboard any more.i eat some shit.also trying to answer your phone while going down hilli hit a bastard pebblefucked up my right handfucked up my left shou...
Posted by Downshift Jr. on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 09:21:00 PST

smell

So i decided that since you have all called me a dirty hippy many a time, I decided to stop showering.  I haven't showered since the 7th or 8th of October.  And I have no plan on showering a...
Posted by Downshift Jr. on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 09:22:00 PST

Sloth!

I got a cat.  She rocks harder than all of you!  Her name is Sloth, because I love the goonies.  If you don't like the goonies you are lamer than lame.
Posted by Downshift Jr. on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 07:22:00 PST

Fuck you and your band...

To every person who thinks/thought it was a good idea to put your girlfriend/girl you want to bone in your band as the bass player and/or keyboard player. You are a bunch of fucking morons. I hope y...
Posted by Downshift Jr. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I come from the land of ice and snow

I want to make a movie aboot Vikings and have the only song in it be the Coalesce cover of Immigrant Song.  I really like Vikings.
Posted by Downshift Jr. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Round and Round it turns

Some times when I take a crap it feels like soft serve ice cream coming out of my butt. I mean, damn, it goes around the bowl and you just need to throw some rainbow sprinkles on top, and damn do you...
Posted by Downshift Jr. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Part Again...

I got a new car! For all of you that remember my wicked (awesome) car crash, well the NOAH has once again wheels of his own! It feels great having a car again, no longer do I need to be a pain in th...
Posted by Downshift Jr. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST